Walking around the streets, it was getting dark quickly.

Tang Jian bought some fruit with Liu Yuyan and walked home......

As soon as she got home, Liu's mother suddenly said: "If you come back later, this dog will be slaughtered by your father!" ”

Forehead......

Liu Yuyan looked at Erha, who ran to her feet and complained with a look of grievance, and asked, "Did Erha mess with the furniture?" ”

Tang Jian looked at Erha speechlessly, and reprimanded: "This dead dog is underbeaten again, let me stand by the wall and reflect on it!" ”

"Woohoo!" Erha looked at Liu Yuyan with teary eyes, now this dead dog will also pretend to be pitiful, knowing that pleasing Liu Yuyan will benefit and he will be forgiven.

Liu's mother smiled bitterly: "It, it just ran into the study and bit a few of your father's brushes, if it hadn't been discovered early, this study would have to be turned upside down by it!"

The most annoying thing is that when your dad scolds him, the dog still yells at your dad with an unhappy face! If it weren't for me, your dad would have rushed into the kitchen to get a knife and slaughter it! ”

“……”

Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes, rubbed Erha's dog head bitterly, and said, "Erha, you can't bite anything at home in the future, do you know?" ”

"Woo woo woo ......" Erha played the emotional card pitifully.

Tang Jian pointed to the wall and said, "Hurry up and get there!" ”

"Whew!" Erha barked dissatisfiedly, and finally succumbed to the obscene authority of the shovel officer, stood on his legs, leaned against the wall and screamed aggrievedly.

"This dog is really good!"

Mother Liu was dumbfounded to see that Erha was really punished, and then thinking about the scene of the dog "quarreling" with the old man in front of her, she suddenly felt that this dog was not intentional?

It's just that he was unhappy with the old man's attitude towards his daughter and Tang Jian, so he ran into the study to sabotage it?

Tang Jian suddenly said, "Daughter-in-law, go get a pair of scissors!" ”：

"What?" Liu Yuyan wondered.

If there was no one else, Tang Jian would definitely reply with a "dry" in a serious manner, but now that the father-in-law and mother-in-law are at home, he replied seriously: "There is a wrong, and there is a debtor!" Since Erha has broken the brush, it is better to cut off some of its hair as a lesson! ”

"......" Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes and said: "Boring, if it can remember such a lesson, there will be ghosts!" ”

"Wow......" Erha began to sell miserably again.

Dad Liu walked out, looked at Erha who was standing like a child, was slightly surprised, and then scolded: "This dead dog! Forget about biting the brush, and when you scold it, you still bark at me angrily and dissatisfied! ”

Tang Jian can fully imagine the picture of Erha barking at his father-in-law, thinking about it, he couldn't help but praise Erha in his heart, it seems that this dead dog is also a little dissatisfied with his father-in-law! Otherwise, there are so many things in this house, how can they only bite the old man's brush?

Liu Yuyan said helplessly: "Erha is usually very well-behaved, but he just wants to grind his teeth, so he will find something to bite, this time he knows that he is wrong, and he will not make it next time." ”

"Whew......" Erha stood, his two front legs swaying up and down, as if to say, "Yes, yes, Benha has already known that he was wrong".

Liu's mother said: "If you have it, just bite the three pens and buy them back another day!" ”

Dad Liu snorted coldly: "It's been more than 20 years since this was used!" Is it comparable to the new pen! ”

Tang Jian suddenly pretended to be extremely angry and said, "I actually bit three pens!" This dead dog is so sick and crooked! Don't pull me, I'll go to the kitchen now and get a knife and come out and slaughter this dead dog!" ”

Liu Yuyan said weakly: "No one pulls you ......"

Dad Liu said disdainfully: "Then you slaughter it!" I haven't eaten dog meat in half my life! ”

Mother Liu didn't see it, this person and dog are all fine!

One drama spirit, one became a fine!

"Forget it, my Buddha is merciful, and I will spare this dog's life for the time being today! Next time you do it again, you will definitely slaughter it and hit the hot pot! ”

Tang Jian coughed, and then said, "Come on, come on, I just bought some fruit and came back, let's eat fruit to dissipate our anger!" ”

Hehe!

What's wrong with you?

Why don't you go and take a knife and slaughter this dead dog?

Dad Liu said disdainfully in his heart, and then commanded: "Boy! You come in for me! ”

Yes?

What does this old man want to do?

Tang Jian followed into the study in fear......

"Write me the poem you said during your meal!"

When I went inside, I heard what Dad Liu said, Tang Jian was also drunk, what does this old man mean? Have you been conquered by my talent and calligraphy?

"There's nothing wrong with you, old man!"

Tang Jian picked the largest brush, not to mention, the original 8 brushes, now there are only five, the largest of them, there are still a few bite marks on the barrel, which is obviously the evidence of the crime left by the sabotage in Erha.

Lay out the rice paper and dip it in ink.

Tang Jian wrote two block letters vertically on the far right - "Compassion for Nong".

Looking at these two flowing lines, very beautiful and beautiful letters, Dad Liu's eyes couldn't help but squint.

This stinky boy, his attainments in calligraphy are too perverted!

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he really couldn't believe that it would be a calligraphy written by a boy in his twenties!

"Compassion? Is this a poem you wrote, or is it an excerpt? ”

He hadn't heard of the previous "Bamboo and Stone", and he didn't search it on the Internet, obviously it was created by this stinky boy.

Now, he has never heard of this "Compassion for Nong", especially the sentence "Who knows that Chinese food on the plate is hard work!" ”

If this is a poem that appeared early in the morning, with this quatrain, it will definitely spread, but he has not heard it, and there is no record on the Internet, indicating that this is probably another poem created by this stinky boy.

Tang Jian said shamelessly: "Well, it's a poem created by my brain. ”

These works provided by the system are not in this world.,If it's not.,That won't work.,Say it's your own.,Although it's a little shameless.,But these works also contain their own lives and painstaking efforts!

Didn't this stinky boy even graduate from elementary school? So talented? Or is this what it means to be jealous of talent? That's why this stinky boy's life experience and life experience are so pitiful?

Seeing Tang Jian writing this poem "Compassion for Nong" in a chic and free manner, Dad Liu began to think about what idea he had in his heart......

It's over, Tang Jian looked at his masterpiece, every word was written so perfectly, this plug-in is simply not too awesome!

At this time, Dad Liu said: "Originally, I reluctantly agreed to be with you for the sake of my daughter being pregnant with your child, but now that the pregnancy is fake, I can't agree to your family business for the time being!" ”

At a glance, you can see what bad idea this old man is playing!

Tang Jian said speechlessly: "Ming people don't say dark words, what do you want me to do?" ”

Dad Liu coughed: "It's not a big deal, it's just the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting, you just come with me to participate, and then everything will be under my command, and I won't care about you when it's done!" ”