Chapter 1342 - Funny Contest to Recruit Relatives
Sleep until midnight for Mao?
Because of the third watch in the middle of the night, Mu Xi woke me up with a bite.
What a bite!
There was a tooth mark on my chest, clearly visible.
Mu Xi pouted, indignant: "Bastard, you ...... You...... You ......"
I thought something big had happened: "What's wrong? ”
Mu Xi: "This princess is an invincible beautiful girl in the universe, you ...... You're a beastly bastard, and you've stripped me down to just one belly pocket, and you're really sleeping with me in your arms? ”
I was covered in a cold sweat: "Girl, what do you want me to do?" ”
Mu Xi pouted: "Hmph! Separate beds! If I don't marry you, I won't be harmonious after I marry you. ”
Me: "......"
Mu Xi was aggrieved: "My little heart is beating for most of the night, and you even snore." You are also a peak immortal, you will die if you don't sleep. ”
Me: "......"
Mu Xi: "Hmph, am I not as beautiful as the young phoenix?" Even if it's not prettier than her, it's pretty much. ”
Me: "......"
Mu Xi: "Get up for me, I'm not allowed to sleep." Punish you for watching me sleep. ”
I sat up, depressed.
Mu Xi rolled the quilt alone, so tightly that even his head was wrapped.
She lay motionless under the covers.
I sighed inwardly.
This kind of cute and beautiful girl, who can refuse?
I'm not Yanagishita Megumi, I'm not a eunuch, I'm a normal man. And a very strong man.
It is no exaggeration to say that Lao Tzu has long wanted to turn this girl around, and toss it into the dark.
But I'm not a person without a lower limit.
Also, I'm a very timid person.
I'm afraid to die! I'm more afraid of being in debt. Especially love debts.
There are many, many girls around me, some in this life, some in previous lives...... The love debts of the ninth life have all accumulated in this life.
Well, I don't care about the more wooden one.
But damn it, I'm going to die.
The Ninth Life and Death Curse is less than half a year away.
The Ninth Life and Death Curse is nothing. Right now, there is another artifact soul locking bell, and within a month, if I can't fight it, I will definitely die.
If I die from the curse of life and death in this life, or die from the soul locking bell, I won't even have a chance to be reincarnated.
If I'm not afraid of you laughing, I don't want to hurt Mu Xi.
Whatever you call me hypocritical, whether you call me pretending to be forced, sincerely, I really think that this girl has an innate innocence, infatuation, dare to love and hate, love and hate......
I sat at the head of the bed and meditated cross-legged.
However, as soon as I sat down, a big smooth white leg came out of the bed and kicked me in the ass.
Mu Xi showed his little face from the quilt and gritted his teeth: "I hate you!" ”
I looked at my nose and nose and my heart, and ignored her.
Mu Xi kicked me again: "Bastard, come in and sleep with me." ”
……
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, the competition began.
There is a martial arts arena in the city lord's mansion.
A huge planet, the whole of which has been split in half from the middle.
In the martial arts arena, it can accommodate tens of millions of onlookers. However, there were not many viewers. Those who came were all dignitaries and dignitaries, and some relatives of the king. More than a thousand.
Two referees, one Lan Yu and one Daxiangguo.
The candidate was killed and wounded heavily.
The eldest grandmother killed more than thirty.
Lan Yu also killed the crown prince.
Only twenty-eight remained.
The old rule, the lottery.
There is a fairy maid coming down, holding the sticker.
Da Xiangguo sat in the referee's seat, with a majestic momentum and a gloomy face.
Lan Yu sneered, and his body was also full of murderous intent.
On the referee's bench, there was another girl, who was Mu Xi.
Behind Mu Xi, stood the ghostly big mama.
On the martial arts field, all the candidates were silent.
Yarn?
Everyone understands that Daxiangguo obviously wants the Black Devil to be a candidate. And Lan Yu is on my side.
Mu Xi slept with me yesterday, and at this moment, there was a big mama standing behind him who was ready to kill.
The chick looked at the candidate colt one by one, and the sneer on the corner of her mouth had already told everyone that who didn't know what to do, those people from yesterday were their end.
I bet this game is definitely the funniest ever in Sky City.
In the first game, I was number nine.
When it was my turn, I stood on the field, a tall and strong man trembling his legs, his face pale, and moving step by step to stage the martial arts arena.
I arched my hand: "Huang Quan, I asked." ”
The strong man hurriedly gave up his hand: "The next person is called the Tiger King......
Mu Xi snorted coldly, slapped the table, pointed at him and shouted, "Okay, you are the Tiger King, right?" I heard that you were the one who scolded my brother Huangquan yesterday first? ”
The Tiger King knelt on the ground with a frightened pop: "Little princess, wronged, it's not me...... Not a small ......."
Mu Xi: "Hmph! Yes or no, it doesn't matter, it's how you perform today. Hey, hey, hey...... Big guy, fight well...... If you don't fight well, I'll let the big mama guide you. ”
Da Xiangguo frowned and shouted, "Okay, the game begins." ”
Burst......
The Tiger King knelt there without even getting up, poofed, and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Then he yelled, "Oops...... Not good...... I'm going to go crazy with a relapse from my old wound. Ask Huangquan to spare his life......"
The crowd was silent.
Mu Xi laughed: "Very good, not bad, sensible!" Tiger King, yes, go down. Yesterday's events are written off. Princess Ben is not a careless person and will not blame you. Enjoy a mansion, a glance at Lingquan, and follow my brother Huangquan in the future, be a little follower, and ensure that you have a bright future. ”
The Tiger King was overjoyed, lying on the ground, and kowtowing repeatedly: "Thank you, little princess, thank you, Master Horse!" ”
Da Xiangguo looked angry and looked at Lan Yu: "Great Elder, you don't care?" The little princess gets in the way of the fairness of the game. ”
Lan Yu didn't give any face, and went back: "No matter!" ”
Da Xiangguo gritted his teeth and slapped the table angrily, but he didn't dare to kill the little princess even a word.
That was the end of the first round.
In the second round, there were seven people left.
Don't ask for Mao's remaining seven.
There was a lose-lose group. Please, the two of them discussed it on the court, and they slapped each other lightly, and they all flew out upside down, vomiting blood non-stop.
Another group stood there unmoved, two glaring at each other. One suddenly fell to the ground, saying that he had gone mad. The other was even more ruthless, for fear of winning the game, he slapped himself on the head and slapped his body to pieces. The three souls and seven spirits were all crippled, and they had no strength to fight again.
There are seven people left, the lottery, the Black Devil Seven lot, and a bye.
My opponent is Ding Mad , that cousin of Ding Ba.
I'm number six, and Ding Ba is number five. The two of us are the third.
Before the first session began, Dae Sang-kook spoke.
He slammed the table and roared: "In the dark, the ancestor wishes, to choose you as a candidate for the horse, you should do your best, even if you are defeated, you are still glorious." Today, if anyone dares to let go of the water and mess around, he will live up to the wishes of the ancestors, which is a capital crime! Don't worry, I won't kill him, I will send him to the Outer Demon Domain to have a good experience. Hehe......"
Ding was about to cry.
Sweating profusely, look at me for a while, look at the little princess Muxi for a while, look at Lan Yu for a while, and look at Daxiangguo for a while, he gasped heavily, for a long time, this thing gritted his teeth, and roared angrily in the sky......
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