Chapter 90: Masturbation
"Your uncle!" After the fat man finished speaking, I really want to kick Ya into the well.
"You deserve to fall into the well, I don't know how to shout fat master me when I see a beautiful female ghost, let's go down together, maybe this coffin will be opened last night." Although the fat man is a little suspicious of talking big, if I really called him out last night, I guess I wouldn't have found this coffin.
Under the circumstances at that time, I definitely didn't dare to go down, even if the fat man was bold, such a heavy rain, and lightning and thunder, would definitely not be able to go down, and there would be no way to talk about this coffin.
"What's the matter now, let's get that coffin up, if you want me to say Xiao Jiu, you are really, let's touch the gold and fight upside down, how can you not be refined." The fat man stared into the well as if he wanted to count what I meant.
"Do you want a freestyle or something,." I pursed my lips and said disappreciatively.
"You don't understand this, as the old saying goes, go to the yin in the light, go in the dark, if we are active in the tomb, the place where there is water must be a big tomb, and the dry tomb can be stolen by everyone, without any technical content, we are all good sailors of the first class!" The fat man boasted to himself, but I believe what he said, and there is some truth in it.
I looked at the fat man, and then encouraged him to receive: "Since you are such a good sailor, go down and have a look?" ”
"You can't go down, you can't go down, the coffins buried in this well are all little girls who haven't left the cabinet, and it's okay for boys and girls to go down to keep them, and it's okay for a battle-hardened person like me to go down, something big will happen." The fat man hurriedly waved his hand and said, this guy actually has a time to cowardice.
Wait, boys and girls?
Consciousness is a virgin, and when the fat man said this, I muttered in my heart, fortunately, my boy's body is very well protected, or maybe something will happen last night.
After thinking about it, this fat guy must be fooling me again, is this a virgin, and the woman in white can still see it? The boy and the girl are talking about children before the age of six, the innate qi of children at this age is not completely dispersed, and they can see a lot of things that adults can't see, a typical example is a child around three years old, the innate aura has not dissipated, and the acquired wisdom is the first to open, which is the most spiritual time, at this time the child will often do some strange things, and when he grows up, he will not remember these things.
In fact, in a sense, each of us has lived for countless years, that is, there is a thread that pulls the trajectory of this life, the Buddha said that a grain of dust can glimpse the world, follow this line to lead up, and under contemplation, you can realize the Tao.
Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where is the dust......
The words of the Six Patriarchs Sutra speak a true meaning.
"Xiao Jiu, you see that I can't go down, you went down last night and it was fine, that means you haven't touched the big girl's breasts, you go down and take a closer look, let's find a way to get this coffin out, the well burials are all ancient daughters, there must be a lot of funeral goods, we can make a fortune again." The fat man looked at me maliciously and said.
This thing actually despises me for not touching the big girl's breasts, what the hell can I bear?
Well, I'll put up with it.
Not counting the few times I secretly did last night, I really haven't touched the big girl's breasts, and the fat man is not wrong.
"I won't go down, even if I go down, although the coffin is not big, but it is not so easy to get out, besides, I am not good at water, I want to find a good water, and tie the whole coffin with a chain, we should be able to pull it out directly." I really don't dare to go down alone now, not only now, but I should have a shadow on the well in the future, and the horror experienced after this kind of thing falls into it is really too desperate.
"Let's talk about it again?" The fat man still didn't give up.
"There's no need to discuss, or you can go down with me, let's go up with the coffin." I shook my head and came up with a compromise.
The fat man looked at me, bent down again, poked his head into the well, and yelled, "Ah! ”
Zhang Moxing looked at the fat man suspiciously, I am used to the expression of this goods, and the echo of the fat man immediately came out of the well, God knows if this guy's roar will scare the woman in white instead.
"Ignore him, stinky." I explained to Zhang Moxing.
After the fat man roared, he seemed to be much smoother, so he stood up straight and looked at me and said, "Well, then let's go down together, and we can take care of it." ”
As he spoke, the fat man touched the iron chains, and was about to go down.
Seeing this, I hurriedly stopped me and said, "Why are you in a hurry, you went down, do you want to carry this coffin?" ”
The fat man looked at our empty hands, even if we go down now, there is really no way at all, the iron chain that holds the wooden barrel is all opened, and it will probably be able to go deep into the water about a meter below, and it is impossible to tie the coffin below.
In addition to this, I also have a concern, that is, the woman in white, I believe that she can appear for me to see, not just by coincidence, there must be some purpose, or what is expected of me, and I think this on the basis of seeing her in the well, I saw that hope in her eyes.
Now, no matter what I think, it can only be a guess, and after thinking about it, I still think that I will wait first, and I will make a call when I take out my mobile phone.
The phone beeped a few times before it was connected: "Hey? ”
"Is it Brother Tianming? I was in your car that day, didn't you leave me a business card, I'm a little difficult here, can you come and have a look? "This call was made to Fang Tianming.
To be honest, let me find a few people who have the ability to do this thing, it's just a matter of minutes, but if I find someone who can solve this matter now, I only think of Fang Tianming, the uncle of the online car-hailing driver, and I am quite impressed.
"Oh, which one, a lot of business cards have been sent in the past two days, you say be specific, I want to see it." Fang Tianming's voice came from the phone, as if he was eating, feeling greasy, chicken legs?
After listening to his words, I immediately wanted to call the phone directly, and the current identity of this thing is already on the verge of a god stick in my heart.
"That...... It's okay, you're busy. "I was a little disappointed and wanted to hang up.
"Don't, don't, let me pinch my fingers...... Oops! Look at my brain, you are the little brother in Beilingmen, think about it, remember, what's the matter, in trouble, you have a buddy who came to me the day before yesterday, and his little matter, buddy solved it in minutes. Fang Tianming seemed to think about it, as if he was afraid that I would hang up the phone, and hurriedly said.
When I heard it, I didn't know if it was real or fake, that business card was indeed given to Li Xiang by me, as for whether the matter was resolved, who knows.
"It's me, you see when you have time, come to Xi'an, the price is easy to say." I continued.
"Well, if you say this, then I'll clean it up today, and I'll be there tomorrow!" Fang Tianming said with that oily mouth, I feel a little greasy when I listen to it.
After he finished speaking, I hung up the phone directly after a few polite words, the fat man and Zhang Moxing both looked at me, I relaxed my shoulders and said, "Go down tomorrow, there are more important things to do today." ”
The fat man looked at me curiously and said, "What an important matter." ”
"Masturbation!"
(End of chapter)