Chapter 139: Northeast Dialect

"If this is us, we can't get 100 million down!"

"Is it just me that feels like a garage at the passenger terminal?"

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"Hey, hey, there's a brother who's right, this is indeed a garage, although not a garage at the passenger station." Xing Tianqi explained while opening the car door: "I like this here because it's big enough to make the golden lions run away!" ”

Then he looked at the golden lions in the car and said excitedly: "Come out, this will be your home in the future, as long as you don't go out without permission!" ”

As soon as the three of them heard that such a big place was their home, they immediately ran all over the ground with joy, roaring and screaming, which was much stronger than the aggrieved one before and couldn't even run.

Sakura and Xiao Wu are the same, when they are at home, the room is small and they can't fly at all, and then in the car, let alone flying, it's like fluttering twice is hard, how can this be good, but it's hard to fly, and finally even sang excitedly.

"Wow wow! New home, new home, new home! ”

"Ahh ~”

"Little bird, little bird!"

"No matter how you fly, you can't fly, and you can't fly high~"

"Fly not high, fly not high!"

"Oh, Xiao Wu, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you so annoying? Don't interrupt the line, no? ”

Hearing Xiao Wu's constant interruptions, Sakura didn't fly anymore, and landed on the front of the car to count Xiao Wu.

Xing Tianqi was not surprised, he had long known about the demons of Xiao Sakura and Xiao Wu, and even the audience in the live broadcast room also knew about it.

But Huang Wenbao has never seen it, his eyes are straight, and it took a while to come back to his senses and burst into a foul mouth:

"Damn, how are you training? Don't people say it's a parrot? Your bird can still sing, huh? ”

What do you call my bird? What kind of bird?

Xing Tianqi had a black line on his face, wanting to explain something, but before he could speak, Xiao Sakura and Xiao Wu had already fired at Huang Wenbao like machine guns.

"Who do you bury? Am I a regular parrot? What does it mean to be able to sing? Xiao Wu, you tell him! ”

"Yes, we are the great and beautiful purple and blue macaws! Not to mention singing, we are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! ”

"Xiao Wu Xiao Wu, you are bragging, we don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting yet!"

"Quack, I mean the bald mouth, don't we know how to talk about cross talk."

"That's right, cross talk is also very difficult!"

After saying that, Sakura and Xiao Wu raised their heads arrogantly, as if waiting for the applause and praise that was coming.

The audience in the live broadcast room was very cooperative, although Sakura and Xiao Wu couldn't see it.

"Sakura and Takeshi are so powerful!"

"I like them so much, so I bought a parrot at the pet store, but after teaching them for days, I can't even say hello."

"I like them too, it's so fun, hahaha!"

"Every time I see them talking to each other, I laugh no matter how sad I am. , haha"

"Two pistachios!"

"The first time I charge money to see the genuine version, I will give it to the anchor tuna*1! --Anchor, this is a reward for Sakura and Xiao Wu, do you know? ”

"I don't see the winter snow and give it to the anchor mouse*66! --Me too, you need to add food to them! ”

"Thank you very much for the first time to charge money to see the genuine version and not see the winter snow!" Xing Tianqi thanked him repeatedly: "Don't worry, I'll add food to them after the broadcast will be broadcast." ”

Xiao Sakura and Xiao Wu couldn't see that the audience in the live broadcast room was praising them, they could only see Xing Tianqi and Huang Wenbao, but Xing Tianqi had been interacting, and Huang Wenbao was so surprised that he was stunned.

Neither of them praised them, and they were immediately unhappy.

"Humph! Bad brother! Let's go, Xiao Wu, let's go play! ”

"Well, let's go, ignore them, it's too bad."

Huang Wenbao looked at Sakura who spread his wings and flew away, and then came back to his senses and said, "My God, where did you get these two living treasures, this Northeast dialect, there is no one." ”

"Cut, like you're not a Northeast." Xing Tianqi also couldn't laugh well, and couldn't help pouting when he heard this.

"I didn't have a Northeast dialect at the beginning, but just a year after I came here, I was full of Northeast flavor, and the assimilation power of this Northeast dialect is too strong!" Huang Wenbao is not nonsense, his ancestral home is in the Northeast, but he was born in Shandong.

When he was in high school, it was very troublesome to go to high school in a different place due to national policies, so in the end, his family moved back to the Northeast.

"That's right, haha!" Xing Tianqi couldn't help but nod when he heard this.

He knows that about dialects, Northeast dialect has always been a magical existence, and Northeast dialect is very infectious.

For example, you can always hear all kinds of eyes in the university dormitory, but if you have a Northeast classmate in your dormitory, then congratulations, no matter what the accent, you will become a Northeast accent in four years.

It seems that this topic has hit the sympathy of the audience in the live broadcast room.

"What the anchor said is so special, I think the influence of Northeast dialect is so great, Northeast dialect can always take others away, and will not be taken away by others."

"I feel that the Northeast dialect is strong and has a strong appeal, and it seems that it can assimilate other dialects."

"I deeply sympathize with what Brother Tian said, and the test is effective, I am from the Northeast, and I have worked in CD for two years, and I have developed one-third of my colleagues into the downline of popularizing Northeast dialect, which is more powerful than MLM."

"What can I do? I'm also very helpless and desperate, you don't know how terrible your roommate is in the Northeast! One month fast. ”

"No roommates, a Northeast friend is enough, I can't speak Hangzhou now, I speak with a Northeast accent, I'm sorry for my hometown!"

"Northeast people and Fujian people play idiom solitaire: heart to heart - seal thief as father - father hurt - harm what to do!"

"A mouth full of big ballast, hahaha!"

There is no shortage of regional black, and the live broadcast room is the same.

"I don't like the Northeast accent, I know a few Northeast people, and I swear at every turn!"

"To be honest, I think the Northeast dialect is the most ugly."

"Yes, people in the Northeast love to gang up."

Of course, there are also those who feel that the Northeast people are warm and cheerful: "The Northeast people are warm and cheerful, and the Northeast people are all living Lei Feng, hahaha." "I feel inexplicably cordial to people who speak Northeast dialect." "How interesting is the Northeast tune!"

Xing Tianqi didn't say anything about the text battle in the live broadcast room, but silently used his mind to block the IP of those serious plots.

It's not the first time Xing Tianqi has blocked black fans, he won't block normal discussions or objections, but when he comes up, he will scold without saying a word, and he will block the black powder of the three-character scripture when he opens his mouth and closes his mouth.

I didn't beg you to come to my live broadcast, should I be scolded by you? The kind of person he hates the most is the kind of mother who talks about it.

Then Xing Tianqi took the drone, or more than 10,000 viewers in the live broadcast room, and began to patrol his 'territory'.