Side Story: Consecutive exams
Actually, it's nonsense, a zombie is taking China's biggest exam as a middle school student......
I'm also very calculating, and after the first session, I plan to pack up and go home first like all the candidates.
"Thank you for saving my life. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "There should be politeness."
"Haha, it's okay, why are you dressed like this, and you wear such heavy makeup?"
"Well, it's hard to put it into words......"
"It's okay, let's go, I want to take a break at noon."
"Okay, let's go." After returning the pen, Li Yun and I laughed all the way to the school gate.
"I heard that a bookstore has just opened here, which is good...... Li Yun and I chatted happily, but I didn't see any more people in front of me, and I sat on the ground with a light body.
"You're okay," I saw that she would definitely go to help her if she fell, but this action annoyed the person who hit the person.
"Feng Jianxing?! Who is this leprechaun? "Wang Lei is really a life-urging ghost, she grabbed me and didn't let me help Li Yun.
"Why are you still here? And even if you're my boss, who is she and what does it matter to you? ”
Li Yun sat on the ground and watched the two of us arguing inexplicably, not knowing what to say.
"Li Yun, you're okay, leave her alone." I looked at Wang Lei in extreme disgust and stretched out my hand towards Li Yun.
"Li Yun? Okay, you two haven't known each other for a day or two, why are you so kind. Wang Lei slapped my hand away, laughed angrily, and rolled her eyes at me more than a dozen times in a row.
Li Yun stood up by herself at this time, and I couldn't help but reason with Wang Lei: "It seems that I have known you for less than a day, right?" And why do you speak so badly, where are you here to catch the traitor? ”
Wang Lei saw Li Yun get up, looked her up and down with a pair of eyes, and then folded her hands around her chest quite proudly, shook the curves of her body that was indeed praiseworthy, and continued to start her performance: "Where do you say she has me?" If you want to have no figure, if you want to have no temperament, and even the clothes are like a village girl, can she meet your special requirements? Am I really that annoying you? ”
After all, she actually threw herself into my arms, a "dead ghost", and cried for no reason...... It's like I'm a negative guy in a broken Internet drama
Speaking of which, I know that now she's not just messing around, and the lyrics begin to echo in my head: "I'm supposed to perform with you, turn a blind eye......"
"Then I'll leave first if I have something to do." Li Yun seemed to bow to me apologetically, and then left silently.
"Huh? Li Yun, listen to my explanation! Feed! Looking at her unwavering back, I knew that this misunderstanding was too big......
"Oh yes, she scared you away, why are you still crying?" didn't make sense, the fire in my heart was about to be sent to Wang Lei, but she seemed to be really crying, and the tears stained me.
She stopped crying, but she still kept sobbing on me, and when she heard me scolding, she raised her bright eyes that were slightly reddened, and the appearance of crying pear blossoms with rain was really pitiful.
I don't look over, "Okay, you're going to put on your makeup...... Ahem, let's get down to business, why are you here? Is it an assignment? ”
"It's not just about assigning tasks." Wang Lei didn't answer, but a policeman who came over replied.
"Uncle Hu? Why are you here too? "The policeman who came was Hu Jianguo, a middle-aged uncle who had always taken good care of me.
"I was worried about you yesterday, afraid that you would have any accidents, but I didn't expect to receive a notice this morning that you were going to be assigned to us." Uncle Hu handed me a red police ID card, opened it, and saw that my identity information, police rank, and police number were all on it.
Uncle Hu continued, "From today onwards, in terms of establishment, we are colleagues, haha. ”
"Really...... It's true......? I didn't believe my ears, "I'm going to have a 'policeman' who is related to gods and ghosts?" Shouldn't this thing be mysterious in my mind? ”
"Of course there is, China has a lot of land and resources, in my life alone, in this small county, there are countless cases that cannot be explained by science, and it is reasonable for the state to set up a special agency for this, besides, think about how I found out about your physical abnormalities and sent you to the Purple Mountain Observatory?"
"......" I scratched my head, "It seems that there are still many things I don't know." ”
"By the way, Uncle Hu, I want to go home now, I still have to take an exam or something in the afternoon, did you come by car?" I immediately pushed Wang Lei away, and I could guess with my toes that she couldn't wait to send me off, "You drove the car, just give me a ride?" ”
"You want to go back?" Uncle Hu looked at Wang Lei, who was still clinging to me, and said, "Aren't you going to take the exam?" Although I don't quite understand why you are so obsessed with an exam......"
"I've been studying as a student for so many years, and I want to give myself an explanation of what I say, so ......"
"There is a beginning and an end, Jian Xing, you are right to say this." Uncle Hu is a reasonable person, patted me on the shoulder and continued: "At the insistence of Researcher Wang, and in order not to affect your coming to the police station tomorrow to report, we have specially won a privilege for you. ”
"What? Privilege? Do I get extra points on the exam? "When I heard about the privilege, I was looking forward to it.
"It's really a privilege on the exam." Uncle Hu said, but what I saw was two policemen coming over with a bag of sealed bags.
Uncle Hu explained, "The test paper is taken care of by us, considering your specialness, I will give you a test today, here are the remaining four subjects, come on, let's go to your examination room!" ”
"What?" I was stunned, "Wait, I want to go home and rest and have a meal." ”
"Aren't you a zombie? Do you still feel hungry? ”
It seems to be true when he says this, I really don't feel hungry or anything, but after the exam at once, I can't accept this.
……
I was holding a black marker, stunned on a calculation question, and my mind went blank, if only it were a normal exam...... If I don't, I can also ask the bell for help...... Doing something cheating (I really planned to do it), but now it's good, I started the exam by myself and was surrounded by three or four policemen and a researcher, and I didn't dare to breathe and have fun.
A policeman glanced at his watch: "It's time, it's time to take the math." ”
Needless to say, they immediately took the paper from under me and replaced it with an English one.
"Come, I'll read it to you." Wang Lei's English is estimated to be good, and she took the materials and began to read them in my ear......
“AmericanreporterNicholasDaniloffwasfreedtodayinMoscow.HeflewintoFrankfurt,WestGermanythisafternoonand……”
"What is this?" I secretly complained and wrote a C on the paper