Chapter 162: Drumming and scolding Cao

After the fat man finished speaking, he looked at me again, and the ability to sell Guan Zi was about to be revealed, so I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Hurry up, grind and chirp, what stinky problems, you know how to hang people's appetite." ”

"Hehe, this agreement, in fact, it is big and big, and it is small and small, the little brother of the Cao family asked me to go to Temujin's mausoleum to find him, according to what he said, Temujin's mausoleum has a shocking secret that can make people immortal, anyway, I don't believe it, if I can make people immortal, then Temujin will not die, so I don't take it seriously, but if there is really a clue to Temujin's mausoleum, this agreement, I still have to go." The fat man snuffed out the remaining cigarette butts and popped out the car window.

"Eternal life? Oh, what is the definition of eternal life, is immortality immortal, or is the soul immortal, ambiguous information, but ...... If this tomb of Temujin can be found, I really want to go in and see this powerful figure back then. I looked at the rain outside the window and said, then started the car and drove straight out.

Although I don't have a driver's license, but the car has also been driven, after all, in this barren mountain and ancient village, it is strange to have traffic police, so don't worry about anything.

Driving along the gravel road of the village for a while, I feel that the shock absorption of this car is good, driving on the road in such a small corner of the mountain village, if it is not a fat man next to it, if it is replaced by a beauty, Princess Miaoyue or something, it is very emotional, the fat man is also caught in the meeting, and he stopped a lot, while looking at the mountain rain scene outside the window, he began to hum a little song.

It is not different from the northern kind of once it rains, the ground is muddy, and there is no difference between the position of the feet, in the territory of the Sichuan River, in the season here, it basically rains every day, plus the air is humid, so there is no dust, and the ground is washed out very clean stones.

After the fat man hummed a little tune, he began to sing "Drumming and Scolding Cao" in the Beijing accent.

I've heard of this song, but the fat man sings it, but it has a different charm, I'm wondering now, is this in the ancient tomb in Inner Mongolia, to the Cao family brother for two months to sing "Drumming and Scolding Cao", if the Cao family brother is still unmoved, it will be amazing.

Cao Cao's number one person, in fact, speaking of which, his tomb grade should not be inferior to the tomb of Genghis Khan, the word Xiaoxiong seems to be born for Cao Cao, and the official positions of Captain Jin and Faqiu Zhonglang are exactly what Cao Cao set up.

This song "Drumming and Scolding Cao", in fact, is about a person named You Heng, who has been reading poetry and books since he was a child, and is good at strategy.

Kong Rong, a character who has been written into textbooks since childhood, should also be well-known, after all, Kong Rong let the story of pears, a three-year-old child began to learn, and this You Heng was appreciated by Kong Rong and recommended to the imperial court.

The background of the story is actually simple, the emperor of the year was called Emperor Han Xian, and he had no name, but he was just a puppet emperor, and the power in the court was completely controlled by Cao Cao, a fierce man, and You Heng belonged to the person who was loyal to the court, so it was naturally impossible for Cao Cao to be reused.

However, because of Kong Rong's appreciation, You Heng was embarrassed to refuse this kindness, so he followed Kong Rong to Xuchang, which is now Henan Liancheng.

At that time, Cao Cao had just pacified the north, what kind of character was Cao Cao? A generation of heroes, where can tolerate the kind of people who go through the back door, and in Cao Cao's eyes, You Heng is the kind of person who comes in through the back door, so Cao Cao just thinks that You Heng is just a vain tongue debater, plus You Heng's reputation for being arrogant, so Cao Cao was naturally not very interested in Kong Rong's recommendation at that time.

Knowing that You Heng was coming to Cao Cao's side to report, Cao Cao deliberately put up a shelf, and ordered his entourage to summon You Heng in.

So Kong Rong was brought into the Prime Minister's Mansion by Zhang Liao, and You Heng naturally wanted to salute when he saw Cao Cao, but Cao Cao was still sitting in his position and didn't bother to move.

The arrogant You Heng was also very disappointed when he saw Cao Cao like this, and he also complained a little about why Kong Rong recommended himself to Cao Cao.

In fact, Cao Cao naturally knew who was standing below, but he deliberately pretended not to know, and opened his mouth to ask, "Who is standing next?" ”

You Heng could only hold back the anger in his heart and return: "The contemptible person is surnamed You Mingheng, the word is Zhengping, and the name of the plain county is the clan." ”

At this time, the most embarrassing thing was who else could there be besides Kong Rong, after all, it was the person he recommended him, so he hurriedly said: "Prime Minister, this gentleman is the gentleman I told you." ”

Cao Cao seemed to be waiting for Kong Rong to speak, his face sank, and he said: "I naturally know that he is You Heng, you look at his look of no one in his eyes, he doesn't know how to make a big gift when he sees the old man, such an arrogant person must not be good!" ”

Kong Rong was even more embarrassed, so he hurriedly stepped forward and began to explain.

But You Heng still looked calm, and there was no fear at all.

The so-called emperor is not in a hurry to kill the eunuch, seeing that Cao Cao is angry, Zhang Liao, a fierce man, is about to use his sword directly.

Cao Cao also knew that You Heng was also a celebrity, and if he killed him directly, it would naturally affect his own reputation, so he said directly to Zhang Liao: "The general doesn't have to be angry, such an arrogant person is not better than worrying about him." ”

After talking to Zhang Liao, Cao Cao turned to look at You Heng again and said: "Tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, and the old man is going to feast on the ministers in the Prime Minister's Mansion, but there is a lack of a drum official under the account, are you willing to do it?" ”

In fact, Cao Cao also knew that You Heng had an arrogant temperament, and let him be a drum official to humiliate him, but he didn't expect You Heng to agree with his mouth.

Cao Cao thought in his heart at that time that if You Heng dared to be one step late, he could justifiably be executed by military law.

You Heng is naturally not stupid, and he also understands Cao Cao's intentions, You Heng is so arrogant, and he also has his own ideas, this Cao Cao asked him to be a drummer, which is exactly what he wants, so he wants to take this opportunity to be a drummer and scold him in front of hundreds of officials, even if he is dead, he can't lose this innocent reputation.

Early the next morning, the Prime Minister's Mansion was full of people, and the civil and military officials were naturally absent, and You Heng was amazing.

This goods came out directly in a long-torn blue shirt, most of them looked like a flower, and when the doorman saw You Heng like this, he naturally wouldn't let him in, so he stepped forward and reprimanded: "The prime minister is banqueting the ministers today, you are dressed like this, what kind of body is it, are you deliberately losing the prime minister's face?" ”

You Heng became angry all of a sudden, and directly took off the blue shirt and threw it on the ground, **** was about to break in with his upper body, and the door history hurriedly blocked it, and You Heng shouted: "I am dressed up, you don't need to care, if the prime minister blames me, just kill me, it has nothing to do with you." ”

At this time, Cao Cao also issued an order to let the drummer beat the drum three ways, and You Heng no longer broke through, and directly began to beat the drum under the west corridor below the hall.

You Heng vented his full anger on this drum, which contains the drum sound of You Heng's blood, like the sound of gold and jade, slow and sick, slow as a light horse passing away, fast as thunder.

The civil and military officials in the hall were all attracted by the sound of the drums, so they began to look down from the corridor.

Think about what kind of scene it was like to see a shirtless man playing drums passionately under the west corridor of the Prime Minister's Mansion at that time.

Cao Cao finally knew Youheng's intentions, but it was naturally not good to block the civil and military officials, and he could only suppress his anger, in order to show his generosity, he walked to the porch and looked at the **** Youheng who was wearing his upper body and said: "Today's old man feasts the officials, in front of the hundred officials, **** upper body drumming, what do you mean?" ”

You Heng was not moved at all, so he **** his upper body and said: "Naked and naked, it shows that I You Heng is an innocent person." ”

"That's to say, who's the muddy people here?"

"You Cao Cao is a muddy person!"

In the present, this is the same as scolding others in front of others, and it is still a generation of heroes Cao Cao.

Cow, right? I can't figure out how this kind of person lived for so many years in such an era, and this kind of personality is really a bit like a fat man......

Between the stunned and the angry.

(End of chapter)