401 Stealing
Yana walked into a dense forest with Yang Yi, this forest is shady and damp, and it is precisely because of this environment that it will not attract people's attention, and the secret passage can be hidden.
Yang Shirt followed Yana and walked, Yana's happy expression suddenly changed, stopped, and turned back to Yang Shirt, "Shhhh After a moment, he pulled his shirt and squatted in the grass.
What is the reason for this?
Yang Shan wondered, from Yana's actions, it seemed that there was a situation here, Yang Shirt squatted down and didn't dare to make a sound.
At this time, the grass not far ahead really moved, and there was a rumbling.
Yana and Yang Shirt both walked forward through the gap in the grass, and after a while, a man crawled out of the ground amid the noise of the grass.
The man was nobly dressed and behaved cautiously, and he looked left and right, feeling safe, and bent down again, as if looking for something, but saw that he straightened up, and carried a sack of hemp, which I did not know what was in the sack, and it looked very heavy.
"It's your nephew, little prince! Wenlong! ”
Yana whispered to Yang Shirt very quietly.
Where did Yang Shan know this nephew, he couldn't accept his relatives in this world for a while, he whispered to Yana: "My little nephew, I also know the secret passage?" Is this secret passage a secret anymore? ”
Yana said: "Then I don't know, you said that this secret passage is only known to you, I didn't tell anyone, how did your little nephew know, then I don't know!" ”
Yang Shan wondered, what is this little nephew Wenlong carrying, treasure? No, he's already a man of royal power, and he's still short of money? So what is he missing?
In confusion, Wen Long carried the big burden and began to walk out, Yang Yi wanted to follow, he took Yana's hand.
Wen Long came to a good place to face the sun, so he put the burden on the ground, and when he opened the hemp bag, Yang Yi and Yana, who were hiding in the grass, were dumbfounded.
In this sack, it turned out to be a person, a woman, and a naked woman.
"Your little nephew is a flower thief?"
Yana couldn't help but whisper to Yang Shan.
Yang Shi was shocked, but he frowned and said, "I'll go!" What a little rabbit cub, it's all a royal family, and he still does such a shameless thing! But ......" Yang Shirt said that the woman who stole people from his little nephew Wenlong is not a flower girl with a super-first-class figure and face, but a woman who is obese and has no face, and is a bit disgusting.
"But what?" Yana asked.
Yang Shirt said: "However, this woman is too unlikely!" Is my little nephew lame? ”
Yana sneered and said, "Brother, it's still good that you have amnesia, your voice is amazing, and you're approachable, I've heard of lame legs, but I've never heard of lameness, brother, your description is so funny!" ”
Wen Long's saliva flowed, and he was just about to make love, when he heard someone sneering, he hurriedly tied the sack, but he was too panicked, the mouth of the sack was not fastened, and the woman's arm was still stretched out, he turned around and asked angrily: "Who is peeking?" Come out quickly! ”
Yang Shan couldn't help it anymore, and got up, and Yana then stood up.
Wen Long saw that it was King Huan, and his two legs did not obey the call, so he softened, knelt on the ground, lowered his head, and said in a panic: "Big ...... Greatly...... Big big ......"
Yang Shirt said, "What are you doing? Learning to sing drums? It's still a mess! Little nephew, tell me quickly, where did you steal the yellow flower girl? ”
Wen Longjian said: "King, you misunderstood, I didn't steal the yellow flower girl!" They are all women who are already human women! ”
Yang Shan was puzzled and asked, "Damn!" If you steal the yellow flower girl, I can still understand, young and vigorous, but the kind of goods you are looking for are really not in the stream, why do you bother? ”
Wenlong understood for a long time, and finally understood the meaning of Yang Shan, and said: "Wang, you don't know, since I was a child, I have been surrounded by beautiful women like flowers, and my mother also specially selected them for me from the folk and sent them to me, but I have never seen them since I was a child, what does an ugly woman look like?" Not long ago, I had the opportunity to go out, but I didn't expect that the ugly girl in the eyes of others, in my opinion, was so good-looking, I went back, and asked my mother to find me some ugly women to my side, but my mother refused at all, and said how could I be so ashamed! I can't be angry, but I miss the so-called ugly women of ordinary people very much, I have no choice but to sneak out and steal people! And then here to thank them! ”
Yang Shirt said: "I'll go!" Little nephew, you are a pervert, do you know, hey, if you want to blame, blame your mother, this is like a person who eats big fish and meat every day, and he is tired of eating, and suddenly one day he eats pickles, and he will feel that pickles are better than bird's nest! Little nephew, now, hurry up and send back the women of good families, do you know that you are committing a crime! Going to be beheaded! ”
The little nephew was frightened, kowtowed, and said, "For the sake of your little nephew, don't kill me, and I will send this woman back immediately!" ”
Yang Shirt said: "Then you don't hurry up!" ”
Wenlong went to tie the mouth of the sack, but what no one expected was that the woman in the sack spoke, and she said, "I don't want to go back!" King, I can't actually be regarded as being stolen, because when I was stolen, I was pretending to be dizzy, and I want him to steal me, King, please let the two of us be together! The little girl can't kowtow to you because she has no clothes on! ”
"And that kind of thing?" Yang Shan was shocked, "It turns out that this is Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer!" ”
Wen Long was circled and looked at Yang Shirt stupidly.
Yang Shirt laughed, put his hand in his pocket, but found that the clothes had no pockets, he said: "Since you are both in love, then the two of you can play as much as you want!" Take a break! Let's go! Yang looked at Yana.
Yana stared at Yang Shirt with a pair of big eyes, and left with Yang Shirt.
I only listened to the little nephew Wenlong behind me and the woman in the sack thank you a thousand times!
After returning to the grass, Yana couldn't help but say, "If they do such a thing, you can also spare them?" ”
Yang Shirt said: "What's this, young people love to play, just let them play, don't you think, in fact, my little nephew is quite pitiful?" And that ugly woman, isn't it also quite pitiful, just right, two poor people are together, happy, and can leave some good memories in their lives, isn't it worth it? ”
Yana opened her round eyes and said, "Brother! My king! You are completely different from a person, you don't have the frame of a king at all, and you can still talk to me so approachable, and your concept of things is so reasonable, I ...... I ......"
"What am I?"