147, it's so troublesome
"By the way, how did you find me?"
"I'm here for my husband!"
Lifted the hood slightly, revealing Princess Tana's face, her face was unpleasant to be woken up, and her eyes were fixed on the monkey master: "Why are you running around so late?" What if I get another assassination? ”
Although Tana knew that the monkey master was not afraid of any assassination at all, but ah...... Tana had to find an excuse for herself to run out of the house.
"Hey, friend. We're just fake marriages, whoever gives you the qualifications to care where I go. ”
"That's not going to work either! I'm the future queen, I'm going to have my wedding tomorrow, and tonight my groom is drinking and eating meat in the common people! ”
"Little friend." The monkey master took out a bottle of beer: "Do you dare to drink?" ”
Princess Tana was angry with a stomach full of resentment, and when she was provoked by the monkey master, the princess's temper immediately came up, and she pulled the wine bottle to her side: "Drink it!" ”
Dry and hot weather, cold beer, spicy lobster and tantrum babies, this is simply the supreme treat on earth.
The monkey master drank a glass of wine, and Princess Tana did not speak, but also sat there drinking sullen wine.
"You say! Are you trying to take advantage of me while you're drunk, and then make excuses that you're not responsible! ”
Princess Tana didn't know how much she drank, Trump's accent now has a big tongue, and her whole body is nestled on the shoulder of the monkey master, which is hot.
And the monkey just patted her on the head: "All the excuses for drunk sex are nonsense, if Lao Tzu is drunk, let alone going to engage with someone, even if someone pokes me, I will kick him to death." ”
His words made Tana giggle with joy, and he put his hands around the monkey master's arm and leaned on his shoulder, and said with a smell of wine: "I don't want to be a queen, I just want you to take me to another world." But I must agree to my father's conditions, and I will have to leave sooner or later. ”
"Let's go."
"Can you take me away?"
Princess Tana has never been the kind of heroic person, after all, she is just a seventeen-year-old girl, and she has been suppressed for many years by being in the emperor's house. In front of others, in front of the princes and nobles at that time, she had to hold it up, showing a gentle look of knowledge.
Until the appearance of the monkey master, this person is an inferior person in the eyes of everyone, but he is full of an evil attraction, and the kind of wild and uninhibited in him is exactly what he does not have, especially he is not only wild, but more importantly, he is also very strong.
For this kind of princess who has been in contact with the best people in the world since she was a child, it is impossible for ordinary people to enter her eyes, but a dead monkey will pop out without dying.
This dead monkey is simply the nemesis of her life, her status as a princess is not worth mentioning in front of him, and the high-level sacrifice that she is proud of is not as good as an ant to him. In front of such people, those fragile reserves are useless! Although unwilling, at the same time it is full of an indescribable joy.
The monkey man sighed, then leaned back in his chair and did not speak for a long time. Princess Tana was in a hurry at the time, she thought that this guy was going to give birth to something different, and immediately wanted to speak, but was pinched by the monkey master.
"Be quiet for a moment."
"Why?"
The monkey master looked at the sky with a smile, and then shook his head: "Because after one minute and twenty-eight seconds, you can't be quiet if you want to." ”
This sentence was thoughtless, Princess Tana blinked her eyes and her face was full of circles, but she saw that the monkey master was just looking at the sky for a long time and didn't speak, so she had to stop talking even though she wanted to.
As if pinching the stopwatch, after twenty seconds, a wave suddenly slipped through the sky, and then the monkey suddenly held his head and lay on the table with a painful face.
Just when Tana didn't know what to say, her two hands suddenly salivated out of thin air and pressed on the shoulders of the monkey master: "I'm back again!" ”
Tana couldn't help but look in that direction, and found a very strangely dressed woman standing behind the monkey master, covering his eyes with her hands, and asking with a hippie smile: "Guess who I am!" ”
"You let me go!"
"No, no, you haven't guessed who I am. And how can you be so fierce, I have traveled through five worlds in order to find you, and I have traveled through five worlds! And it's been five worlds since my mother locked me up, and I'm so tired and hungry now that I haven't eaten for two days! But well, I don't have anything to do with my ichthyosaurus brother, but why are you murdering me...... Alas? Who's this? Oops, oops...... It's your girlfriend!! I know I know !! But no, your girlfriend isn't so young, and isn't your girlfriend dead? How did you resurrect her? Does it not mean that those who have died cannot be resurrected? Why is she still alive? That's right, Jiangang Jiangang, I'll bring her a gift, a specialty of Xingling! After wearing it, you can make the **** grow big, and then ......"
Faced with the chatter of this strange woman, Princess Tana finally couldn't help it, and she asked with displeasure and anger in her tone, "Who are you!?" ”
"I, I'm Diana Fes, the first princess of the Star Spirit Empire, with twenty-two million Star Spirit warriors in my hands, fifteen Star Destroyers, and hundreds of languages in my hands, I can easily destroy one world after another, my mother is one of the twelve Great Emperors of the Universe, even the gods have to say hello to my mother, and I am her heir in line...... Well, it could only be me, my mother is just one of my children, and she always says, 'Oh, oops, how did I give birth to such a useless daughter, what should I do in the future of the star spirit', but I think she must be saying the opposite, I'm so good, it's perfect! Brother Ichthyosaurus, you know it. ”
Princess Tana tilted her head: "Why don't you show your true face!" ”
The monkey master sighed, broke Dia's hand and said to Tana, "I think it's better for you not to look at it." ”
"Is she ugly?" Tana looked at Dia with some rejoicing: "I remember that you have a saying that seems to make ugly people more weird." ”
Although Dia talked a lot of, she was not stupid, and when she heard the unkindness in Tana's words, she immediately snorted coldly, took off the mask from her face, and threw it on the table......
When her face was revealed, a neat sound of inhaling cool air came from all around, and the people around her had already begun to pay attention to the commotion here when Dia appeared, but when she took off her mask, even Princess Tana herself was shocked......
"Look, what I'm talking about."
Master Monkey stood up and shouted helplessly: "Pay the bill." (To be continued.) )