When Su Xiaoman heard me ask, she seemed to realize something, and she tugged at the placket of her clothes and said in a low voice: "That person thinks... Ask you to help change the bed. ”

Changing beds?

Now, I don't understand, I'm a coffin shop, if I want to change the bed, I have to find those who sell furniture, why do you come to the coffin shop? Isn't this looking for bad luck?

No, ordinary people will naturally go directly to the furniture store to change the bed, and since that person has come to the coffin shop, he naturally has his reason inside.

So, I hurriedly asked, "What kind of bed?" Dead or alive? ”

She glanced up at me and said, "Listen to the man, it looks like a living person." ”

Changing to a living person's bed?

This made me even more confused, so I asked her what the hell was going on.

She was about to speak, and a figure appeared at the door, a middle-aged man about forty years old, with a slightly fat figure, a general's belly, and a kind of fat head and big ears, strange, generally looking like this, either a rich man or a cook, after all, only these two kinds of people can eat fat.

However, this middle-aged man does not look like a chef, nor does he look like a rich man, the reason is that his dress is not an exaggeration to describe it as shabby, a wool coat that cannot be seen in its true color has at least seven or eight patches on it, a pair of dark blue jeans was stunned by him to wear dark gray, there are two palm-sized patches on the buttocks, and the trouser belt is a red rope, which is covered with dirt.

What a strange person.

I muttered, and was about to drive him out, when I heard Su Xiaoman say, "Senior brother, it's him." ”

"What's wrong with him?" I wondered.

"It's just that he's going to change the bed," she said. ”

I'm a little confused, I'm dressed like this, and I still have money to change the bed?

This man is not here to amuse me!

This is also a helpless thing, there are so many lazy people in our town, idle and love to visit shops, the purpose is not to buy things, but to take the opportunity to steal something, however, that part of the people dress decently, like this kind of dress is rare.

At that moment, I walked towards the man, and before I could speak, I heard the middle-aged man look at me with a strange look and say, "Are you the boss?" ”

I didn't speak, but I began to wonder what the middle-aged man meant.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the middle-aged man asked again, "Are you the boss here?" ”

I looked at him a few times and said casually, "Just talk about things." ”

He smiled at me, showed a row of big yellow teeth, and said, "I want to change the bed!" ”

I was a little impatient, so I said, "Why do you change beds and go to the furniture store, why do you come to the coffin shop?" ”

As if he knew that I would say this, he came over and grabbed my arm, I frowned, and was about to shake off his arm, when one of his words immediately dispelled this thought, and he said, "My bed, even if your master comes, may not be able to change it." ”

I glanced at him again, and my voice couldn't help but be a little low, and said, "Uncle, I'm not afraid to flash my tongue when the wind is strong." ”

He smiled and said, "Young man, don't you believe it, if you change my bed, what if you give you a mountain of gold?" ”

I want to laugh, this person looks shabby, the tone of his speech is very loud, he can't even solve his own food and clothing, and he threatened to send me Jinshan, isn't this carrying a horn on the plane, and the cowhide is blowing into the sky.

At the moment, I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I was about to send him away, but at this time, Su Xiaoman walked over, she pulled me, and whispered, "Senior brother, this person has gold bars." ”

I don't believe it, just dressed like this, you can still get gold bars, this is not nonsense.

But, in the next second, I believed, and I believed it thoroughly.

Because, the middle-aged man actually took out three gold bars and raised them in front of me, and said with a smile: "Young man, as long as you can change the bed in my house, you can get these three gold bars." ”

Rub, there's a lot!

I cursed, took the gold bar from his hand, and bit it, it was true.

At this time, I could no longer sit still, first I gave him the gold bar tremblingly, and then I looked at him a few times, and then I heard the middle-aged man say, "Young man, are you wondering why I have gold bars?" Are you wondering why I, who have gold bars, wear such shabby? ”

I nodded subconsciously, but my eyes kept on him, and my intuition told me that this middle-aged man might not be as simple as it seemed.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the middle-aged man smiled and said, "Young man, don't you invite me to sit on the second floor?" ”

I ignored him and said directly, "Get out!" We don't welcome people like you. ”

I say this because this middle-aged man is typical of us, Made, you say that if you have money, you have to pretend to be a poor person to pretend to be a force, does that mean?

However, this society is like this, and there are all kinds of people.

If you guess correctly, the middle-aged man should have deliberately dressed himself up as poor and sour, and then took out gold bars to make others envy him, so as to satisfy his vanity.

The middle-aged man looked at me incredulously as if he didn't expect me to say this, and stammered, "I... I heard you right, you... Let me? ”

"Get out!" I dropped it and walked straight to the second floor, ignoring him at all.

"Wait, young man, just change the bed and give you three gold bars?" The middle-aged man was a little anxious and grabbed me.

I opened its arm, looked up at the sky, and said, "Do you think pie will fall from the sky?" ”

He nodded subconsciously.

I said, "Then do you think I'll believe in changing the bed and giving three gold bars?" ”

After that, I opened his arm and said to Su Xiaoman again, "Send off guests, don't let him come in again." ”

"Wait, young man, what I said is true, as long as I can change the bed in my house, I will definitely give you three gold bars, no, give you five!" As he spoke, the middle-aged man took out five gold bars and placed them on the coffin lid on the side, and continued: "Little brother, I, Chen, am a man of my word, and what I promised will definitely come true, if you don't believe it, the two of us can sign a contract." ”

Hearing this, I stopped, slowly turned my head, stared at him for a while, and said lightly, "Is there a problem with the bed?" ”

When he heard this, his face turned ecstatic, and he immediately nodded, and said excitedly: "Little brother, have you ever heard of ghosts robbing food?" ”

Ghost snatching food?

Could it be that when he says changing the bed, he actually refers to ghosts robbing food?

As soon as this thought flashed, I stared at him for a moment, and I believed him a little, because the ghost snatched food and the bed was involved.

And the so-called ghost grabbing rice is literal, grabbing food with ghosts, if the reason is to say it, it is estimated that many people have experienced it.

(End of chapter)