Chapter 0002 - The Perfect April Fool's Day Scam

Wang Yan walked over and grabbed Zeng Zhi's arm, snatched the banknotes from his hand, counted them and said: "Wow, rich people are different, they can take out thousands of soft girls at will, it's amazing!" ”

Then he said, "Since this is the loss I have recovered for you, should I share some money?" ”

Zeng Zhi suddenly cried and laughed a little and said: "You are really a money fan!" But I wonder, why do you know so many people? I even recognize the one who touched the porcelain! ”

Wang Yan sighed and said, "We are small people in the market, where is you as rich as a great writer?" This is the person just now, it is our old neighbor, his wife has rheumatic heart disease, and she has been bedridden, and now the medical expenses are so expensive, how can you afford to be sick with her salary alone? Isn't this just something to come out and find some pocket money, in fact, it's quite pitiful. ”

"Is it true that there are patients at home?" Zeng Zhi asked with some curiosity, he thought that the person just now was talking nonsense.

"Of course it's true, because the family has no money, and the hospital is going to be empty." Wang Yan shook her head and sighed.

Zeng Zhi nodded and said, "Well, that's the case, forget it, just let me do good, this little money, you can look at it and give it to him, I hope it can be used." ”

"That's thousands of dollars! That's what you gave him?! Wang Yan asked with some suspicion holding the wad of banknotes.

"It's all said to be doing good." Zeng Zhi replied angrily.

"Let me give it to him?" Wang Yan asked again.

"Nonsense! I don't know how old he is! Zeng Zhi hated the roots of his teeth.

Zeng Zhi is not overflowing with love, but he just happened to meet it today, he can't pretend to be deaf and dumb, although he said that he touched porcelain, but that person was also touched by himself, and it was his luck to get some life-saving money.

"Are you sure you don't regret it?" Wang Yan shook the banknote and asked again.

"Two or three thousand small money, do I regret it?!" Zeng Zhi was almost stunned by his old classmate, where did she come from so much nonsense!

"Hahahaha......" Wang Yan suddenly laughed wildly, laughing so much that some tears were about to fly out.

Zeng Zhi was very surprised, and he didn't know what was wrong with his old classmate.

After a while, Wang Yan stopped and said to Zeng Zhi: "I realized that it feels so cool to slaughter a big fat sheep!" You're willing to give me so much money! That's about the same amount of money I get a month's salary as a salesperson in a supermarket! ”

"What do you mean?" Zeng Zhi was a little confused.

Wang Yan proudly put the money into her small bag, and then said to Zeng Zhi: "It means that that person was hired by me temporarily, just to see if I can get some money from you." How's that, the perfect scam, right? ”

"Holy! So you're a liar! Zeng Zhi looked at Wang Yan's pride, and he was almost angry.

Zeng Zhi never thought that he would actually fall into the shoes of his old classmate, no wonder Zhang Wuji and his mother wanted to say that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people. Wang Yan should have two horns on her head, and there should be a tail behind her buttocks!

After Wang Yan laughed, she casually picked up the jade pendant with a broken horn on the ground and handed it to Zeng Zhi, saying, "You should keep this thing, take it with you at any time, and wake yourself up not to be deceived again." ”

Zeng Zhi took it with a bitter face and said, "It is indeed a profound lesson." ”

When Wang Yan heard this, she tightly covered her wallet, looked at Zeng Zhi vigilantly, and said, "You don't want to regret it and ask for the money back, right?" ”

Zeng Zhi waved his hand, not bothering to tell his eccentric old classmate.

However, Zeng Zhi suddenly remembered that although his old classmate was a little eccentric, he had rarely deceived people, so he asked strangely: "Why did you remember to lie to me today?" ”

Wang Yan said with a smile: "Great writer, you won't be immersed in the world of your own novels and completely forget everything in the outside world, right?" Today is April Fool's Day, okay? ”

Zeng Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that it was already April.

Wang Yan waved her claws at Zeng Zhi and said with a smile: "Okay, the April Fool's Day gift for you has been delivered, my April Fool's Day gift has also been obtained, and I am about to go to work, so I will leave first, don't think about me." ”

Zeng Zhi also waved his claws and said angrily: "I don't dare to think about a beauty like you, I can't afford to raise it." ”

Wang Yan rolled her eyes and said, "It's as if the woman you raised is not a beauty." ”

While speaking, Wang Yan stepped on her electric motorcycle and slipped away.

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When he returned to his residence, Zeng Zhi took the "lesson" he had gained from being "deceived" more than 3,000 and played with it in his hand.

At first sight, Zeng Zhi felt rough, and it was quite rough, although it looked emerald green, but it was just a color, and the material was quite poor. The shape is also very general, roughly boxy, without any pattern on the surface, and now it has lost a horn.

I was about to put this thing in the garbage basket, but thinking that this thing was an April Fool's joke that my old classmates, who were still in touch with him, made an April Fool's joke with him, Zeng Zhi still took his hand back.

However, although he will not directly lose this jade pendant, Zeng Zhi will not carry it with him at any time as Wang Yan said. First, the material of this jade pendant is too poor, and secondly, I am a person who has a girlfriend, but I have something from another woman on my body at any time, so what is it? Even though that woman is an old classmate and old friend, she can't be like this, right?

Zeng Zhi's plan was to find a place to put away this jade pendant, and treat it as a storage item.

Before storing it, Zeng Zhi decided to take a second look at this thing, after all, he was "cheated" by two or three thousand yuan because of it.

However, when Zeng Zhi swept this jade pendant for the last time, he felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this jade pendant at the broken point.

Zeng Zhi was very surprised by this discovery, so he took a closer look and found that there was obvious delamination at the fracture.

"Isn't this jade pendant sandwiched?" Zeng Zhi thought about it, found the claw hammer he had in the house, and carefully struck it along the fracture.

Soon, more and more of the outer layer of the jade pendant was knocked off, revealing a smaller jade pendant inside.

The material of the small jade pendant in this is very good, and the color is very green, very green and green, and the green is like the kind that is going to drip out.

Since he has been reading that novel recently, Zeng Zhi thinks that the little jade pendant in this seems to be the legendary imperial green.

Moreover, with the birth of the little jade pendant, Zeng Zhi also found a pattern on it: a majestic mountain, there is a small courtyard at the foot of the mountain, the courtyard dam in front of the yard is planted with several fruit trees, and on the right is a pond, in which a big carp is jumping out of the water, with ducks and geese floating and playing; On the left are a few slices of cabbage, which are full of various vegetables; Behind the courtyard is a grove of shrubs that connect to the mountains, in which several chickens can be seen; In front of the courtyard is a turquoise stream, which is surrounded by a large paddy field with rice and other crops. The whole picture is very comfortable and relaxed, like a paradise.

What a refreshing scenery of the mountains and fields!

Zeng Zhiyi, who was originally a little tranquil, saw such a scene, and his heart suddenly seemed to have grass growing, and he looked at Yu Pei blankly without blinking, and said to himself yearning in his heart: "If only I could stay in such a place and take a look!" ”

With this thought, Zeng Zhi suddenly felt that his eyes suddenly went black and bright, and when he saw things clearly again, Zeng Zhi suddenly felt as if he had been immobilized, his eyes were open like a copper bell, and a whole big goose egg could be stuffed in his mouth.