Chapter 114: The Curse of Hot and Cold Waves
Chapter 114: The Curse of Hot and Cold Waves
After the fortune teller finished speaking, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, as if he was satisfied with his "perfect explanation" just now.
In his opinion, if the other party does what he says, at most he will only lose a monkey, and it is a big deal to buy another one. Anyway, the other party is just worrying about the sky, what a curse, it's just self-deception!
It's just that he didn't notice that after he said this, one of the people in this group had already fallen full of black lines, and looking at the way he clenched his fists, it seemed that he was on the verge of breaking out at any time.
This person is naturally Yuan Li, the blue monkey that Manli said is basically talking about him, but this fortune teller doesn't know at all, he is going to kill him when he opens his mouth and closes his mouth, and he is already thinking that he is a Chinese if he doesn't break out directly!
As for Lifeng and Manli, they have long resisted the urge to burst into laughter.
From the fortune teller's words, they all already knew that the fortune teller was an impostor.
Someone patted the horse's ass very smoothly, but someone patted the horse's hooves, isn't this looking for a kick?
Now, although this fortune teller is not patting on the back, he is also a mouthful, and as soon as he speaks, it is like patting on the horse's hooves.
Waiting for Lifeng and the others to forcibly hold back their laughter, they all looked at Ah Lian, and their strange eyes seemed to be all questioning, how did you find out about this magic stick?
And Ah Lian also shook her head with a wry smile, indicating that she was also helpless.
If that's all it takes, Lifeng already has a plan to leave directly. However, this fortune teller is biased, and he said seriously, "Of course, if it is combined with the matter of purification, the effect will be even more significant!" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, Yuan Li finally couldn't help it at all, and blurted out and scolded: "Purify your uncle!"
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Immediately afterwards, Yuan Li stepped forward directly, pulled Man Li over, and slapped the fortune teller's small table to a pulp!
This kind of deception has already been seen by Lifeng and Yuan Li. The so-called purification is actually the fact that these scammers use the name of "casting spells" to carry out sex on customers. Infringe!
Before, the fortune teller asked to kill Yuan Li on the unknown situation, but Yuan Li endured it. But now he pointed the finger at Manli again, how could the already irascible Yuan Li accept it? It's all light to hit you!
The horse's ass was slapped on the horse's leg, and the horse didn't kick you, but you slapped endlessly, isn't this looking for a kick What is this?
"You, you, you" Yuan Li's sudden attack made the fortune teller startled, and he hurriedly jumped back, fell to the ground in embarrassment, and shouted, "Someone, someone is making trouble!" ”
In this industry, people often dismantle the stage, and naturally some thugs who act as children exist.
Under his shout, more than a dozen Taoist children quickly rushed out of the Taoist temple, all holding sticks!
"He's him, he's him, come to us to make trouble, hit me!" Now that his face has been torn, Mr. Yin Yang no longer deliberately maintains his image of a virtuous person, shouting like a gangster.
These Dao boys seemed to be used to this kind of thing, and they were very skilled in surrounding Yuan Li and Man Li in the center, staring viciously, and the sticks in their hands kept shaking.
"Ahh Subsequently, one of the Taoist boys took the lead, raised his stick and beat him, looking at his appearance, he really didn't mean to show mercy to his subordinates.
"Humph!" However, even if Yuan Li did not transform into an ape, dealing with these Dao Tong was a trivial matter, he snorted coldly, protected Manli behind him, and kicked it out, and the Dao Tong who committed the crime in the future kicked out a distance of more than ten meters.
After falling to the ground, Dao Tong spat out a mouthful of blood and looked at Yuan Li with a resentful expression.
"Hit!"
The gesture of this Taoist boy seemed to have ignited the fuse of the struggle, and all the Taoist boys picked up their sticks.
Although the attack was violent, the result was very sloppy, and all of these sticks were beaten into two knots by Yuan Li at the first time, and then they were rewarded with a few kicks, kicking over a group of people on the spot.
Yuan Li's struggle was not very skillful, and he was basically known for brute force.
A group of people were defeated in seconds, and the remaining Dao Tong was timid, trembling with half a stick, not knowing whether to advance or retreat, but later directly threw away the stick and ran away under Yuan Li's angry gaze.
When all the Taoist children ran out, only the fortune teller was left, and Yuan Li was even more unscrupulous. took two steps forward, grabbed the collar of the fortune teller and scolded: "Your uncle, you still want to dig a pit with **** blood?" If you don't look at your own virtue, fat-headed and big-eared, why don't you kill you? ”
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After saying that, it was a slap, and this slap directly knocked out half of the fortune teller's teeth, and at the same time swelled half of his face.
"You want to get involved with my woman, are you worthy, your uncle!"
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As the slap fell, the remaining half of the fortune teller's face gradually swollen.
"Even if you dare to deceive a three-year-old child, it's okay for you to deceive a three-year-old child! Your uncle's! ”
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"I don't know what to say about you, your uncle!"
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The last slap was drawn, and the fortune teller was thrown aside by him.
After four slaps, this fortune teller's originally bloated face is now really like a pig's head
After the lesson was over, Yuan Li finally breathed a sigh. The others did not sympathize with the fortune teller, there is a good saying, those who come out to mix will have to pay back sooner or later. Over the past few days, this fortune teller has estimated that he has made a lot of money and ruined a lot of girls, and now when he meets Yuan Li, he can be regarded as kicking the iron plate.
The anger is out, but they are not here to vent their anger, and after the group of six people walked out of the Taoist temple, they all felt a little worried. Those real fortune tellers and soothsayers don't seem to be so easy to meet
On the way back, the group was silent, thinking as they went. Although I don't know what the specific result of the curse on their bodies will be, judging from the spontaneous combustion death of Feston, the result of the curse may really be serious! I just don't know when the curse on them will kick in.
It didn't take long for Yuan Li to notice that there was something unusual about Manli beside him.
Today's Manli, her breathing is gradually becoming heavy and frequent, and she gives people a feeling of restlessness.
"Sister Manli, what's wrong with you?" Yuan Li asked with concern.
"Brother Monkey, I'm so hot!" Manli said anxiously, and at the same time, she also opened her collar and fanned the wind. If outsiders see it, they don't know the situation and even think that they have seen a female hooligan.
However, Yuan Li saw Manli's shoulder very sharply, and the pattern of the crystal skull was becoming fiery red.
Just when he was worried about how to cool down Manli, he found that the fiery red crystal skull pattern suddenly turned white again, and at the same time, Manli hurriedly wrapped his clothes tightly: "Brother Monkey, I suddenly became so cold again, what's the matter?" ”
The anxious Yuan Li directly hugged Manli in his arms, wanting to comfort him, but he didn't know what to say at all. The cold only lasted for a dozen seconds before disappearing on its own, and Manly returned to normal.
Just when Yuan Li was wondering what the hell was going on, the three people who were leaving the wind beside him also changed their faces at the same time
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