"! What about the man? ”

After the monkey master got up in the morning, the first thing he did was to find the beautiful man he brought back last night, but after asking around, no one knew where the guy had gone.

"There was no movement, and there was no news from the surveillance at home, so it was gone."

Yuqing checked all the clues that could be checked, but he didn't find any traces of that person, he seemed to have evaporated out of thin air, which was very magical.

The monkey master held a fritter in his mouth and pointed at Yuqing: "You say, what's the use of asking you!" What's the use! ”

"Oh my god, you can't even look at the person, you let me watch? This pot does not carry back. ”

The monkey master sat on the sofa irritably, although he didn't say anything more, but he was also restless: "Our two months of hard work have been wasted?" ”

"No, it's a waste." Yuqing was also quite depressed, sitting on the armrest of the sofa: "When I encountered such a thing, I ran away without saying a word." ”

As he was talking, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the monkey master was a little excited, thinking that the guy suddenly turned back, but he didn't expect it to be Tana with a spring tide on her back and rushed in: "Handsome guy!" What about that handsome guy? ”

Master Monkey and Yuqing glanced at each other, and then spread their hands in unison......

"Gone? You killed him, huh? Tana's face suddenly turned ugly: "Do you still have humanity?" ”

The monkey master didn't bother to pay attention to her, but turned his head and said to Yuqing: "That guy shouldn't be from this world, but did he know me yesterday?" ”

"Probably...... If you drink too much, admit that you are wrong. ”

"Shit!" The monkey master kicked Yuqing's buttocks: "If you admit a mistake, you can still use four doors and six ways?" You're crazy! ”

"Well, that's getting to know you. But what is Seven? ”

This No. 7 is definitely not a thing, and the monkey master has actually made up for it since yesterday. This code name may belong to some mysterious organization, and he has been brainwashed and brutally trained in it since he was a child, in order to cultivate a super war machine. But one day, due to some accidents, Seven came to Earth, the representative of the low-martial world. Tired of his past life of killing, he begins to try to exist in another way, and also has a relationship with a beautiful and kind girl. But later, the people of this organization found their traces and activated the killer to hunt him down, and in the end, although he survived, his girlfriend and comrades-in-arms died because of him, and he also became a poor person who lost his memory.

This is the first possibility, and the second possibility! The monkey master thinks that this is the number of a replicant, such as android 18 or Misaka sister 10086 or something like that.

it! Duplicants? It shouldn't be, he always thinks that he shouldn't just be a replicant or something, then this is too cruel, in case he has a child in the future, who is the child, this thing is really not good.

Facing the monkey master's brain, Yuqing and Tana didn't want to deal with him anymore, one went to the kitchen to cook silently, and the other went back to the study to watch the TV series during the lunch break.

"Well, don't go." The monkey master shouted lonely in the living room: "I have a third possibility!" ”

Seeing that no one really took care of him, the monkey man half leaned on the sofa and sighed silently: "You should care more about the empty nesters, I live here alone, I don't even have a companion, it's very pitiful." ”

"Neuropathy."

Yuqing, who was in the kitchen, and Tana, who was in the study, muttered at the same time, and then there was still no one to pay attention to him, and he continued to do what he was doing.

In fact, the idle monkey is very annoying, just like a wild monkey all the time. He sat there and was quiet for less than two minutes, and then began to tease here and there, first went to the kitchen, said that he wanted to inspect Yuqing's cooking skills, and then said that the oil in the cucumber fried ham sausage was too big, the heat of the meat in the pot was not enough, and the sauce of the braised beef was not rich enough...... Anyway, there are a lot of thieves. In the end, he finally succeeded in being kicked out of the kitchen by the unbearable Yuqing, but if he wanted to stop like this, he would not be a monkey master, after being kicked out, he turned around and went into the study, saying that he wanted to check Tana's learning results and memorize the text.

Tana's results, let's be honest...... Although she doesn't save face for the little queen, if she is not a special enrollment, not a relation, just based on her grades, she will really be recommended by the teacher to go to a technical school, although the math score is not bad, but in addition to the politics of the three tigers of the liberal arts History, geography and politics, everything else can only be described as a piece of dung, especially Chinese, which is an esoteric foreign language course for her, just her mouthful of Trump, she really can't even pass the recitation level.

To tell the truth, I knew that the monkey master asked her to copy Ye Fei's language system, so she copied the language system of Jiangang's stupid bear, to be honest...... The monkey master was not hopeful about Tana's results.

So this act of teasing her feet immediately attracted Tana's overwhelming disdain, and she was immediately kicked out on the grounds that she was going to take a shower, change clothes, and prepare to eat and take a nap.

The disgusted monkey sat in the living room and sighed: "I want to write a book, the title of the book is "My Disgusted Life", what do you think?" ”

"I think you might as well write a book called 'How to Scourge Worlds After Worlds.'" Tana pushed the door open, leaned against the door frame and said to the monkey master: "Sister Jiangang told me, no matter where you go, you will toss chickens and dogs jump." Pity my world, it's been ruined by you. ”

"Am I ruined? It's not like you haven't been back to see it! Isn't it much better than you were back then? Your waste brother almost abdicated to Hyun because he was playing a game. ”

"What did he do again?"

Speaking of which, it's kind of funny here, too. Located next to the Grand Canyon, the new Intramuros is the first city in the world to electrify all homes.

After the large-scale invasion of TV, movies, and games, Tana's eldest brother, who was once determined to work hard, became a super-homely man, who didn't deal with government affairs and work all day long, and stayed up in front of the computer to play games from morning to night......

This is just playing the only few stand-alone games, and the monkey master doesn't know if he will die in front of the computer after the introduction of online games next.

The emperor of a dignified country, mixed like this, I don't know how many ministers have written to the agents of the Earth Federation, asking the Earth Federation to exchange Queen Tana back and throw the current emperor to the earth as a hostage.

"I'm not going back." Tana looked arrogant: "What's so good about going back, how good it is here, no one knows me." Being an emperor is not fun at all, and he is very tired. ”

"I suspect that when you go back, people will arrest you and behead you." The monkey man leaned back on the sofa: "I didn't know what a big change in temperament meant before, but since I met you, I have understood what a big change in temperament is." You're not the same person you were a few months ago. ”

"This is who I am." Tana spun around in place: "Don't look at it if you're not happy!" ”

The monkey master raised his fingers: "You prepare, go back to be the queen tomorrow, I'm annoyed with you." ”

When Tana heard this, her little face turned cold on the spot: "Are you playing really?" ”

The monkey master pointed to his eyes: "Look at my eyes, how sincere." ”

"Poof" Tana immediately knelt down: "Let me go." ”

"You are the queen, how can you kneel for me? Get up, get up, get up. The monkey man leaned on the sofa and picked his nose: "Clean up, and go back to be the queen tomorrow." ”

Tana knelt beside the monkey master and hugged his arm: "I think there must be some misunderstanding." ”

"Are you still going to drive me out?"

"Don't dare."

"How else can you scourge one world after another?"

"Not anymore. I was wrong, let me go. ”

Just as they were exchanging offense and defense, a head suddenly came into the doorway, glanced inside, and then shrank back. But then I heard a loud voice shouting, "What are you afraid of!" Let's go inside! ”

After speaking, Liu Dazhuang's boar-like face poked in, and he was still carrying a mouse-like Xiaofeng in his hand. It seems that Xiaofeng is recovering very well, although his face is not very good-looking, and he is not emaciated, but overall the condition is still very good, at least he can walk and talk, and his physical weakness is based on the adaptability of the psionics, and it will not take a few more meals to recover in a few days.

"This ......"

After Liu Dazhuang came in, he was also stunned when he saw the state of the two people in the room, and stood there for a while before putting the gift he was carrying on the coffee table, smiling awkwardly.

"Benefactor!" Tana swished to her feet, then screamed inexplicably and went back into the house, never to be seen again.

The monkey master glanced at Liu Dazhuang and Xiaofeng beside him, and then actually opened the gifts in front of him, and after opening two copies, he threw the gifts aside: "You don't know how to be a person, you will give this thing when you come?" ”

"I ......"

The monkey master didn't wait for him to continue talking, and picked up a jar of brain platinum scattered out: "Brain platinum, canned food, milk powder, cereal!" You're not crazy, you don't know what to give, send a few good cigarettes! You're going to send me this? ”

"I'm not...... Yes, it's not healthy to send cigarettes! ”

"Go back and rebuy!" The monkey master kicked Liu Dazhuang back a few steps: "Hurry up, go to the restaurant and order a few good dishes, otherwise let me get out of the way." ”

Xiaofeng next to her stood there with a shocked face, she probably lived for so long and saw the person who sent the things and garbage for the first time, no matter what, it was a heart, right...... And these things aren't cheap.

Moreover, no matter how Commander Liu said, he is also the head of the central secret service, and he is bullied like this...... Where will the face of the central secret service be put if this is said? This time, Liu Dazhuang, who has a temper bursting eighty percent, should turn his face, obviously he came to thank others, how could he let this madman become like this......

Xiaofeng was ready to pull the rack, but he didn't expect that the short-tempered Commander Liu was kicked and laughed like a stupid X, and really trotted all the way down to buy things......

Seeing him leave, the monkey master opened a can of canned food and began to eat it with a small spoon, not noticing the existence of Xiaofeng at all, it was simply unqualified to the extreme.

"Alive?"

Faced with the sudden questioning, Xiaofeng, who was a little embarrassed, couldn't react at once, just shrunk in the corner of the sofa, propped his hands on his knees, and lowered his head and didn't say anything.

"Hey."

The monkey master poked her waist with his foot: "What about you?" ”

"Huh?" Xiaofeng raised his head, only then did he react, and then replied resignedly: "Yes...... Yes, thank you. ”

"Thank me? I really want to thank you, but I have to put forward the conditions. ”

Xiaofeng's muscles all over her body tensed, and she bit her lip and was silent for a while before saying, "Say it." ”

"Strip naked and run a few laps in the community, shouting that the sky is dead and the yellow sky should stand as you run."

"Huh? I ......" Xiaofeng was about to hold back her tears, and she suddenly had a feeling that she would rather die than deal with this guy: "I can't do it...... Would it be nice to change one? ”

"If you can't do it, you dare to thank me?"

Damn, I've never seen this kind of slut in my life, and there's so much to say thank you...... Isn't there something wrong with it, there's really nothing to say. Although Liu Dazhuang had repeatedly instructed him before he came, this guy would just agree to everything, but he didn't expect him to say such evil words.

"Are you afraid of me? That's not how you were when you grimaced at me. ”

The monkey master smiled, his feet flicked around, and even occasionally poked Xiaofeng's thin waist with his toes, like a hooligan's face.

"Huh? Stopped talking? I really thought I had met a white lotus that was not pretentious or fearless, but what happened? How do you know now that you're cowardly? ”

"At that time...... It's me who is ignorant, I'm sorry. ”

Xiaofeng's tears flowed down their drips, and she cried when she finally spoke. This normal person Yuqing couldn't listen to it in the kitchen, he walked out with a spatula around the rabbit apron that Tana bought, and said with a smile: "You are spreading your resentment on the little girl, almost a little, the body has just recovered." ”

Master Monkey sat up and glanced at Yuqing impatiently: "Just you're a good person, just you're a lot!" ”

Yuqing ignored him directly, and just handed a tissue to Xiaofeng: "Don't take what he said seriously, he just came to find you wrong." This man is sick. ”

"I'll beat you up!"

"Is it really good for you to bully the weak? Can you get started? You also beat a civilian like me? ”

"Fuck you! Civilian at the fifteenth level, are you insulting my IQ? ”

Level 15 ...... Xiaofeng was in a trance for a moment, she was at the fifth level at her peak, and now it is estimated that she has been reduced to two or even three levels, what is the concept of fifteen levels that pop up. And this fifteenth level is actually just cooking in this room? Don't make a fuss!

"I'm out of the mood all of a sudden." Master Monkey sat up from the sofa, grabbed Xiaofeng's arm and pulled her to his side: "Come here!" ”

His previous hooligans and the current fierce baba really scared Xiaofeng. She thought that this guy was going to pay her here in broad daylight, but luckily...... The freak just pressed her arteries, rolled her eyelids a few times, and did nothing else.

"Good recovery." After the monkey master finished checking, he threw Xiaofeng aside: "Thank you, don't thank you, if you want to thank you, Liu Dazhuang will thank me." I owe you a personal favor, I said. As for the rest, I wonder who beat you out of the body, do you remember the situation that day? ”

At the mention of this topic, Xiao Feng's face turned even paler, she looked at the monkey master, and then nodded slightly......

"I'll talk about it when we're eating." The monkey master took out the phone, and then said a word when he was waiting for Liu Dazhuang to answer the phone, and then as soon as the phone was connected, he immediately roared: "Liu Dazhuang, you ****** let you bring vegetables, are you going to kill the pig now!" In less than five minutes, I'll let you go and be a resident ambassador, and don't come back for thirty years! (To be continued.) )