After sorting out his thoughts, Wang Shouzhong's brain, which was occupied by the soul of complaining, finally came to his senses and analyzed the current situation:

1. Time, now is ...... Wang Shouzhong looked at the table below, 21:58, well, I didn't run at night. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Second, the location, the bedroom for two people, good, the place is private enough.

3. Characters, lonely men and widows, no one else, very good, there is no one to prove it.

Fourth, what happened, Red Sleeves took advantage of the fact that when her parents were not at home, she had a video with a man (me), which should not have been discovered, but because Tu Xiong happened to lose his mobile phone at home, the two returned to the house, and Evan wanted to say hello to Red Sleeves before leaving, so he entered the house, but he just found that his daughter was on video with a strange man, ha, no matter how you look at it, they can't wash it up......

Thinking of this, Wang Shouzhong silently left two lines of tears in his heart, Made Akuya, time, place and characters, none of them can be explained clearly, plus the time of the video, it should have been when Tu Xiong and Yiwen would never come back, which made it even worse.

Seeing that a few seconds had passed, Wang Shouzhong knew that this kind of time must not be delayed, otherwise it would be really gg, and he would definitely be considered by the other party as a scumbag who did not take responsibility and did not want to be responsible, so he hesitated for a moment and said a word......

"Mom, good evening~"

Of course, this is impossible, although I would like to write it this way at the suggestion of a guy who claims to be the king of salted fish, but in order not to collapse the character, I can only change to the normal version.

"Auntie, good evening, I'm a friend of Red Sleeves." Forgive him for being single for more than 20 years, he has no experience in this area, and he doesn't know where he was thrown at this time, so he can only spit out such a sentence dryly.

'Well, did you just say hello to Evan?' Did he ignore something? Blinking, Tu Xiong felt that something was wrong, but after glancing at Yiwen, who was still angry, he still didn't dare to say it, after all, there was such a thing as being lifted high in front of his daughter's boyfriend...... Yiwen didn't slap him here, which was forgiving enough, although a large part of it was because Wang Shouzhong was there, and she wanted to settle accounts after the autumn.

On the other hand, after hearing Wang Shouzhong's greeting, Yiwen's expression softened a little, and the greeting was a bit old-fashioned, but it was a bit polite, and the voice was good, it sounded very gentle, and it gave a good impression. Although he doesn't look very good, he can be regarded as delicate, there are no acne on his face, he can see it, besides, what's the use of a boy who looks too good, is it difficult to survive in women's clothes?

Judging from the video, the house is very clean, and the details have not fallen, not the kind of temporary cleaning that can be done, its own cleaning is good, there is no dirt in the nails and eye sockets, and the family background is not clear at present, but the material of the clothes is good fabric, and there is no trace of wearing jewelry, but it should be a well-off family......

Otherwise, how can I say that my mother-in-law is a very terrible creature, just like that, Yiwen has already estimated Wang Shouzhong's situation almost, this kind of ability, not to hand it over to the country is really humiliating, probably because this skill can only take effect on specific people.

And although Wang Shouzhong was a little uncomfortable at this time, thinking about Yiwen's identity, he still maintained a smile, "That, although you may not believe it, but I really have nothing to ...... with Red Sleeves"

As soon as he said this, Evan's willow eyebrows had gradually fallen upside down, "Why, this kid doesn't admit it after he wants to eat it and wipe it clean?" ’

After discovering this, Wang Shouzhong hurriedly explained, "We can only say that we are friends with a common language, and Red Sleeves will discuss some issues with me on weekdays, just like a bosom friend like Bo Yazi." ”

"Huh? Young man, it's not that I don't believe you, but in this society, you say that the mountains and rivers meet the bosom friend, I can't see the slightest convincing, what I can see is that in the dead of night, you two lonely men and widows, the video is in the time when the two of us should not be back, and ......"

Glancing at the clothes of the two of them that were only for comfort and looked very loose, Evan popped out the following words word by word from between his teeth, "What you are wearing is a little too thin." ”

looked down at his kung fu suit, which was similar to his pajamas, and then looked at the red sleeves and a long oversized shirt over the bandeau...... How to say it, it may seem like nothing to young people nowadays, but when it comes to some conservative older generations, it is polite to say that it is exposed.

Take Wang Shouzhong's cousin Wang Ying as an example, once he went to the old man in short-sleeved hot pants before, and he was thrown out directly, at that time the old man Wang said this, "Go back and change your clothes and come over again, copy the female ring today, recite it ten times and seven out of three, when will it be finished, when will you eat again!" ”

……

When I got to Tu Xiong and Evan, although I didn't object to Tu Hongsleeves wearing it like this, it was at home, and there were no outsiders, so it was okay to be loose, but you just had a video with a boy in pajamas in the middle of the night, so you can't talk about it.

Wang Shouzhong said that this topic could not be discussed, Yiwen said so, and it was difficult for him to say with a hippie smile, "I want to soak your daughter, and she has no objection, judging from the current development trend, there will be more [beep---] things in the future, you have to get used to ......it as soon as possible."

This is the same as the above sentence "Mom, good evening~", saying it is purely to find a draw, but Wang Shouzhong is not like his younger brother, as a senior member of the FFF group, he never imagined that he would experience this scene, after all, this is too luxurious for him, so now he is naturally numb.

"Mom, when it comes to getting dressed, let's talk about you, you're forty years old, do you still think you're a little girl, and what kind of clothes are you wearing for Lori characters in anime? Or is it a new Barbie live-action set? Don't be naïve because of your body type, even your aesthetics are naïve! Seeing Wang Shouzhong's embarrassed expression, Tu Hongsleeves hurriedly came out to change the topic.

"Whoosh, whoosh!"

Like a sharp arrow piercing the heart, the words of the red sleeves caused tons of damage to Evan, and perfectly triggered the fatal blow, and Evan, who had not recovered from the incident of "being lifted high" just now, was successfully sunk and fell into a depression, as a mother-in-law (she admits herself), the first meeting with her son-in-law was so embarrassing, how to establish a majestic image in the future?

‘goodjob！ After witnessing this exemplary case of diverting the subject, Wang Shouzhong almost gave a thumbs up like a certain blue beast, "Although I am a little sorry Auntie, but in order for me to be able to get out at this time, you better continue to be depressed!" ’

And after inflicting a critical blow on his mother, Tu Hongsleeves was also a little embarrassed, and poked Yiwen, "Mom, there are a lot of things that happened today, why don't you turn off the video first, and I will call Shouzhong tomorrow?" ”

When the pale Evan heard this, the soul that was about to leave the body returned to the body, "Oh, oh, oh, then turn off the video first, it just so happens that I have something I want to say to your father, Shouzhong, yes, next time Auntie will contact you." ”

……

Here's another no-responsibility py transaction time, or the same as before, a book in a very dirty place, and the same number of words in this paragraph will not be charged extra:

The Knight's Journey

The heart is my way, the golden shield will never fade, and the empty name of me is the guard. Journey? Found my ...... Is it?

A relatively niche pure knight novel, the author is a guest who is in a mess, and delusional not to be a woman, how can there be such a naïve person in the world?