R:014. The two armies are at war, and they don't come to make it

"It's all a bunch of good kids......"

But being so obedient doesn't give me any sense of accomplishment.

I didn't know what they were doing behind the scenes, and the admiral walking on the road was a little dazed and thinking about the town guard's mansion.

If the kind of person who eats and waits for death sees his subordinates working so hard, he will naturally be so happy, but the admiral has some ideas of his own. His subordinates worked so hard, but he was a little uncomfortable.

But now there is something to be done, at least to do a good job of the terrain and basic hydrological exploration of the entire island. With a basic geographical map, the planning of the entire island can be decided. It's a pity, or a blessing, that he's the only one in Guam who can do this. And since he's going to do it, he's going to do the best.

Even the girls work so hard, as a commander, you can't sit in the office and let the girls keep you, right?

'Ah, that's the shelling crater......

It looks so big.

The admiral, who was walking on the road, squinted at the big pit of green smoke and raised his eyebrows in some surprise.

At least a radius of several hundred meters was completely stirred up by the powerful kinetic energy, and the smell of gunsmoke and earthy smell mixed into an unpleasant smell.

Even if you think about it with your heels, you can imagine how much force the land that is still smoking has been lifted up. At least several football fields-sized soil has been turned over.

If you think about it, it's really great that you can escape from this kind of shelling.

'That guy looks like he's really got his hands on it, right?' ’

Comparing the artillery fire he had received when he arrived, the Admiral shook his head slightly, and turned away from the crater.

However, at this moment, like a voice from the breeze, a subtle call slowly sounded from the pit behind the Admiral.

"Hey...... Humans over there......"

"Huh?"

"I said you...... Humans over there...... Do me a favor......"

“……”

it, is this a cannonball hitting someone?

Listen to the faint call coming from the crater. The Admiral looked in disbelief in the direction of the crater.

As he expected, in the pit of light smoke, a piece of soft soil kept churning, and then an arm stretched out of the ground, revealing half of his body. Constant mudding. Lying on his stomach in the crater in embarrassment, panting for breath.

Judging from its appearance, it should indeed be a humanoid creature similar to a ship mother. With long black hair and a pair of black eyes, although the appearance of coughing looks very energetic, but judging from the way she tossed for a long time and didn't crawl out of the crater, it is estimated that she was directly confused by the shot.

It's better to say that there is almost nothing left on her body, and she only relies on soil to cover sensitive parts, and these cannons are almost bloody.

One more cannonball, and the Admiral will probably never see this strange girl.

But what's the matter. There seems to be a small problem here.

"I said you...... Is it the deep sea? ”

Looking at the black tattoos on the girl's body and the miserable white skin, the Admiral asked in some surprise.

There is a layer of faint black lines wrapped around the whole body, and even the bare shoulders and thighs have lilac lines that are scratched from time to time. Judging by her appearance, a girl with this kind of appearance and skin should be the biggest enemy of mankind at present.

Especially this kind of special type of deep sea that can speak, and even on the surface, there is no difference from ordinary ship girls. Every appearance means a bloody storm. And even in recent years, when the war has become calmer, a self-aware deep sea has appeared around the coastal line. It's definitely a big deal that makes all the admirals panic.

However, when she heard the Admiral ask such a question, the deep-sea girl was not surprised, and her outstretched hand kept patting the soil, and she exclaimed with excitement:

"Huh? You know that! That's great! Don't be stunned, hurry up and get us out! ”

"What did you say?"

"What can I say? Come and help, what are you waiting for over there? Didn't you see me stuck in the dirt? Oops my goodness. My tits diaphragm is on shrapnel, and it hurts a little. I feel a pain in my chest when I speak, my tits are not too big, and the eldest sister in the north is too ruthless......"

“……”

it?

Looking at this comic deep sea, which was completely different from the taciturn and boring deep sea in his impression, the Admiral felt that his spirit had been greatly impacted.

you, are you good at the deep sea? Are you a deep-sea fleet? We're enemies, aren't we? That's the limit in the north. How did you come out with such a comic as a result? You have a little bit of self-consciousness that we're still at war, okay?

It seems that the mental impact of the Admiral is not big enough, this comic deep sea completely ignores the Admiral's face that has been surprised to the limit, lying on her own in the crater, with a mouthful of lips, and a series of words like stand-up comedy pop out of her mouth.

"Ah, you wait to pull down and pull back, don't touch my toes, there is a protective film on it, touch me and you are anxious. Also, I remember you humans said, what's that called? Yes, the two armies are not fighting, and I am here to negotiate. You've got to listen up. Actually, it's like this, the eldest sister in the north asked me to bring you a message...... And guess what? ”

“……”

"Hahaha! I can't guess it! I said humans, don't be so old-fashioned~ Come and laugh, the eldest sister in the north has told me not to hurt you, so it's okay, don't be shy. Let's chat, talk about hearts, and fight life and death. I'm a diplomatic ambassador now, so you have to save face, right? Come on, just pull me out, my leg is also stuck. Eh, you're here to help? But it's still quite warm after staying in this place for a long time......"

“…………”

"Are you worried about seeing me naked? I know you humans have this concern, but it's okay on my side. You look at it, really. I don't care, what are you afraid of as a human? It's better to say that you don't have to look at it so secretly, you can just pull me out and look at it in the open? Anyway, the eldest sister in the north also meant to let me monitor you, but I am embarrassed to monitor you in vain. You look at me, I monitor you, we are mutually beneficial, this is called equivalent exchange, you don't have any worries, right? It's a friendship cannon, don't worry. ”

“………………”

Why don't you just bury this guy?

I always feel that if she continues to beep with this broken mouth, she will soon feed the dog with this little reputation.

Looking at the girl lying in the crater with an excited face, the Admiral lowered his head and thought about the problem very seriously. (To be continued.) )