Chapter 61: Pretending to be forced instead of being fucked
Therefore, according to old legends, in addition to the habit of confusing the king and causing trouble to the world, the "immortals" from China also have the tradition of assisting the founding king.
The earliest recorded is Guangchengzi, the teacher of the Yellow Emperor.
Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a tribe named Jiuli in the lower reaches of the Yellow River, and there was a big chief named Chiyou. His people have three heads and six arms, copper heads and iron foreheads, eat sand and gravel, and are invulnerable. There are a total of eighty-one brothers, and they are also good at using knives, ge, axes, and sticks, and even Emperor Yan, a major leader of the Central Plains at that time, was defeated, and they had to unite with another tribal leader, the Yellow Emperor, to fight the enemy together. The two armies fought in the battle of the deer, but Chiyou fought too bravely, and was also good at making the weapons of the five soldiers, and the bright clouds and fog changed, forcing the coalition army to be invincible in nine battles, and could only seek advice from the "immortals" of Kongtong Mountain. With the help of the latter, Chi You was finally killed, completely unified the Yellow River Valley, and became the co-ruler of the world.
Then, there are similar legends in all dynasties, such as "the Mandate of Heaven Xuanniao, descending and giving birth to merchants", "the king has no way, the demons are numerous, Ji Chang raised troops, and the merchants on behalf of the heavens" and so on, full of irresistible temptation.
After all, who doesn't want to win the world?
As for the reason for this, it's simple.
Only by the reincarnation of the dynasty can they take away their luck and change their lives against the sky, and it is impossible to leave it alone after the world is disturbed, even if it is to save time, they must shorten the process. In fact, there are many old immortals who have lived for a long time, and they like to change their vests and destroy the dynasty they established with their own hands.
And the group of people in front of him, in the eyes of Zuo Ci and Yu Ji, the strength is quite good.
The red-faced and black-faced men led by him have reached the strength of first-class generals, and although the other one with big ears and shoulders is a little weaker, it is almost the level of a second-rate general. As long as the world is in chaos, it will inevitably be able to stand out from the crowd and become one of the few princes in the world.
So they weren't worried about not being able to stop the scene.
As the saying goes, ambition is directly proportional to ability, as long as the true ability is revealed, I believe that the embarrassment caused by the mistake just now will soon be forgotten.
Skipping the previous things, I saw Yu Ji, who was sitting on the elk, take out a handful of soybeans and sprinkle them on the ground, and then began to chant words at them in front of everyone.
"Everyone, please take a good look, this is my specialty-the art of sprinkling beans into soldiers, which can increase hundreds of troops in an instant."
Before the words fell, those soybeans seemed to come to life, burrowing into the soil under the influence of the spell, quickly absorbing the surrounding nutrients and water, and in less than half a minute, they broke through the soil from the same place, growing into a humanoid state that was more than one meter and nearly two meters tall. If it weren't for the lower half of the body buried in the ground, the exposed skin color was too much like soybeans, and the hair was replaced by a small green shoot, I am afraid that people would directly admit that they were mistaken.
"How?" Facing the surprised eyes of Liu Bei and the others, Yu Ji said proudly, "As long as you put armor and weapons on them, you are the most well-trained soldiers." ”
Obviously, anyone can see the horror of this hand sprinkling beans into soldiers, not only is it easy to make, you can make hundreds of quantities at a time, but also because it is born by spells, these soybean soldiers can do the order and prohibition, not afraid of death and injury, plus their own hardness is higher than the human body, once used in battle formations, it can easily determine the outcome of a war.
So, now you know how good we are......
Yu Ji, who showed his hand, was already able to think of the scene of the other party's bow and worship, and Zuo Ci on the side also cooperated and said: "This is my senior brother Yu Ji, who is the worship of the Lang Evil Palace, who treats the people in Wu County and Huiji, and has written one hundred and seventy volumes of spells, called "Taiping Qingling Book", and this hand is one of the volumes. ”
It's a pity that the development of things is a little different from what they imagined, and after a short period of surprise, Liu Bei and the others showed a little disdain on their faces.
"Dare to ask the immortals, if these soybean soldiers are injured and their limbs are chopped off, will they turn back to their original form?"
It was Zhang Fei who spoke out, if he had been frightened by this magical spell before, he would have been in infinite awe of the people who used it, but after receiving the simple and advanced ideological education and transformation, Zhang Fei, who had already established correct values and world view, could only look down on him.
That's right, this guy is simply a bad pen, it's too wasteful, he actually used such a magical spell in a meaningless killing fight, he didn't understand its true value at all, and he was completely holding a pearl as a stone.
Without applying any additional fertilizer or water, just by putting it in the soil, it can be directly spawned with spells, so that they can grow from the size of soybeans to crops taller and larger than ordinary people in a short time, and fools know what this represents.
It can be said to be the gospel of all the common people in the whole world, which can live countless people, and will be admired and appreciated forever by future generations!
However, Yu Ji did not know the origin of this contempt, and only regarded it as his own magic power and was underestimated.
"You really have no eyes, don't you see that the ground where they come out is white, these soybean soldiers are all made up of bean flesh, unless the green shoots on their heads are cut off, or they have not been watered for a long time, they can continue to move."
Yu Ji said coldly, and easily cut off one of the arms of a soybean soldier closest to him.
It can be seen that after the bean meat fell to the ground, there was no other change except for the loss of moisture and slowly began to harden, and everyone was boiling in the face of this scene.
In fact, they have long noticed this, and wherever soybean soldiers grow, even the withered grass and snow on them no longer exist. Obviously, the essence of this spell is to allow the crops to grow quickly by absorbing a large amount of nutrients from the surrounding area. It's just that this is speculation after all, and only after getting the answer can they really determine the value of this spell.
This is a feat that can go down in history, even if you pay the price of making everyone sacrifice for it, you have to leave these two impostors behind!
"Senior brother seems to be a little wrong......"
At this time, Zuo Ci finally sensed that something was wrong, these people looked at them like hungry wolves, with endless greed in surprise, as if they wanted to devour them alive. Even if he claimed to be an otherworldly "immortal", Zuo Ci felt a little scared.
What's wrong with these people, when they saw the "immortals" coming, they were not only in awe, but their eyes lit up.
However, it was too late to run.
Not to mention the determination of Liu Bei and the others, Nanshan, who was alarmed, had already locked up the two impostors with an iron-blooded spaceship.