Dozens of cars are driving down the road in an orderly manner, and all of them have one thing in common, that is, they are all hung with festive gadgets.

These cars are the convoy that Zhang Hong welcomes today, and the Daben he is sitting in is even more dominant in front of all the cars.

"Parking! Brothers are here, and it's up to you whether the little brother gets a beauty today. ”

The person who spoke was Zhang Hong, the groom official, his black hair and leather shoes and suit showed the charm of a man to the fullest, perhaps the most attractive moment for a man is now.

In addition to Lin Hao and Zhou Jianbin around Zhang Hong, there are also his relatives and friends.

Zhang Hong, the groom's official to pick up the bride, encountered the first difficulty, that is, the door of Gao Tingting's house was closed tightly.

"TMD, this door is so closed, how do we get in?" A man asked.

"Isn't it just an iron gate? Get out of the way! Watch me perform! A fat, pot-bellied man replied.

I saw the fat man take out a bag from his car, and then take out a sharp saw from it under the stunned gaze of everyone.

"What do you want to do, Fat Tiger?" Zhang Hong hurriedly grabbed the fat man's wrist and asked.

"Zhang Hong, you don't have to worry about me, Lao Tzu is a craftsman, I promise to help you open this broken door!" The fat man patted his chest and said.

"Nima's, Lao Tzu asked you to come and pick up the bride, not to ask you to do sabotage, give you such a mess Lao Tzu and pick up a fart bride, wait for Lao Tzu's father-in-law not to drive us away with a broom!" Zhang Hong was speechless at the fat man, and then raised his foot and kicked the fat man's ass.

"Zhang Hong, if that's the case, how about I go over the wall and open the door for you now?" Zhang Hong, a buddy who teaches physical education, actually came up with such a strange suggestion.

"Please, we're the bride now, aren't we here to be thieves over the wall, won't it be a waste to scare Lao Tzu's future mother-in-law so rashly?" Zhang Hong lifted up and kicked over again.

"I've thought of a good way, Zhang Hong, don't we still have firecrackers that haven't been burned?" A man with eyes said excitedly.

"Stop! Thin Monkey, do you mean that we will wait and throw all the unburned firecrackers into it, so that we don't have to waste it, and we can drive the people inside. Zhang Hong smiled playfully and followed this person's thinking.

"Zhang Hong, you are not a good buddy who has played with me since childhood, and Zhang Hong, who knows me!" The thin monkey's ears lit up, and he slapped Zhang Hong on the shoulder very buddies and said in a crepe tone.

Zhang Hong smiled, and then put one hand on the thin monkey's shoulder and suddenly pressed the latter to the ground.

"Skinny monkey, are you studying economics with a bad brain? Don't waste it, don't waste it, hehe, don't waste it, wait until it's all lit and put it in your crotch, okay? "Another unreliable guy, Zhang Hong was speechless.

The thin monkey was frightened by Zhang Hong's cruel words, and with his instinct, he covered his crotch with both hands and withdrew with a smile.

If Lin Hao and Zhou Jianbin hadn't been present because so many people were present, they would probably have laughed on the ground on the spot.

It's not a loss to Zhang Hong's relatives and friends, and they all have the same strange thoughts, of course, they are all unreliable and cause chaos.

"Ten years of raising soldiers, using soldiers for a while, neither of you is reliable, fortunately I have prepared in advance, otherwise we would all be detained as terrorists and thieves today."

This group of smuggling men, you look at me, I see that he is amused by himself in the end, calm down, and indeed these methods are a little poor.

Then Zhang Hong took out his mobile phone and made a call and said: "Xiao Yi, I am Zhang Hong's brother, I will come to your door to pick up your sister now, you come down and open the door for us, what?" No problem, you're my brother-in-law, can I still take care of you? You say, what's Disney's seven-day tour? No, no, no, it's not expensive at all, I promise you to wait until your first year of high school and take you to play during the winter vacation, okay? Okay, then you can come down and open the door now, okay, okay, I'll wait for you. “

After Zhang Hong finished the phone call, he dared to breathe a sigh of relief, sighing that being rich is to make the ghost grind, and being rich is to make the brother-in-law turn enemies into friends.

Soon after, a thin teenager came out, who was Zhang Hong's brother-in-law, that is, Gao Tingting's younger brother.

"Xiao Yi, you are finally here, we have been waiting for you for a long time." Zhang Hong's attitude towards his brother-in-law is closer than his father.

"Why don't you open the door yet? Don't worry, brother-in-law, I won't go back. Zhang Hong said when he saw that his brother-in-law had not opened the door for a long time.

"WeChat payment, scan this QR code and send 3,000 yuan over, and I'm not a child and don't need you to accompany me to Disney, I want to go with my girlfriend!" His brother-in-law said domineeringly.

“……“

Zhang Hong paid 3,000 yuan before he could pass the first level, and Gao Tingting was innocently betrayed by her own brother.

"Gao Yi, you stinky boy, you betrayed your sister and me like this?" The bride Gao Tingting, who saw this scene through the window, was so angry that her face turned red.

"Sisters, the first level was passed by the enemy using tricks, we have to defend this level!"

"Sisters are of the same heart, and their profits are golden! Yes! Said a dozen young women who were playing with flowers.

These girls are Gao Tingting's lineup, her sister group and bridesmaid group.

Luo Junyue is also among them, but according to local customs, she can't be a bridesmaid when she gets married, so she can only be a sister.

Zhang Hong's side is strange, but how can Gao Tingting's side be a soft persimmon for men to knead?

"What? There are thirteen of you, and one of you gives 888, won't it cost 10,000 yuan? The thin monkey learned of the bridesmaids' request and said in a lost voice.

"Zhang Hong, you are the eldest brother today, whether you have the final say or not!"

"Give!" It's all at this point, men will be on top, how can Lin Hao retreat.

"It's not a loss, it's the handsome guys who are enough, sisters, let's thank the handsome guys outside."

"Thank you boss for the reward!" A pleasant female voice.

"But this is just a red envelope to comfort our sisters, and then you have to give the red envelope to open the door!"

"Hold the grass! Since ancient times, affection can't be retained, only routines can win people's hearts! "Male compatriots unanimously agree.

"May I ask how much is the red envelope for the opening of the beauties?" Zhang Hong went out in order to hug the beauty.

"Don't worry, groom, will you tell us if you will love us Tingting for the rest of your life?" The girl inside continued to ask questions.

"Yes!" Zhang Hong said without hesitation.

"Let's not make verbal promises, let's make some practical promises, you can give a 5201314." There are eloquent girls in the bridesmaid group, and all the men are speechless as soon as they speak out.

"The actual action is not only manifested in the red envelope, brothers, show the prepared bayonets, give it to me!"

"The warm flowers of spring take away the sentimentality of winter

The breeze blows a romantic breath

Every love song is suddenly full of meaning

That's when I suddenly saw you."

"The warm scent of spring flowers takes away the hunger and cold of winter

The breeze blows unexpected love

The singing of the birds closes us closer

I fell in love with you right now."

At this moment, all the male compatriots pulled their throats and made a desperate sound of killing pigs, which was like purgatory at the moment.

"Oh my mother, what's that sound? The old man hurry up, Xiao Yi, let's go out, this house can't be treated! “

“……“

Zhang Hong's mother-in-law, father-in-law, and brother-in-law all feel this way, not to mention the women who bear the brunt of it.

"Oh my God, that's ugly!"

"I feel like my brain is going to explode, am I going to die?"

"Gao Tingting, hurry up and get out, you should be Zhaojun out of the plug to save the universe." All the women covered their ears and screamed

“……“

"Listen to me

Hand in hand with me

Create a happy life

Yesterday you didn't have time, tomorrow will be a pity

Marry me today, okay?"

The women endure physical and mental torture, while the men sing more and more.

"Stop, stop! We surrendered, we opened the door, and we didn't want any money, so you can take this bride! The sisters hurriedly pushed Gao Tingting out of the door.

"Brothers, mission accomplished! Let's withdraw! “

After Zhang Hong kissed Gao Tingting, he hugged her around his waist and rushed out.

At this time, the salute rang out, and the whole room was instantly filled with a festive atmosphere.