Chapter 247: There Is a Pervert (22 more)
"Uh, what's going on?"
"Woooo
Looking at Wade, who was wrapped in the shape of a dumpling by Peter, and Frank, who was eating supper, looked confused, forgot to chew the dumplings in his mouth, and asked vaguely.
"Wow, I can't imagine that Peter you still have this hobby, Gwen looks quiet, I can't imagine that she will cooperate with you to play with these things."
Skye put down the bowl in his hand and leaned over, taking a closer look at the wrapped guy.
"Hey, this hood, how is it different from yours, and besides, this is not Gwen, it's a man!"
"Woo, woo!"
Skye reached out and touched Deadpool's head, who let out an eerie grunt, as if a kitten was being caressed, and screamed comfortably as he stretched his waist.
It's just that a big man made such a voice and made such an action, which made everyone present have goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Hey, what is he doing?"
"It's a pervert, I saw him on the way home and found him running around the street wearing only a pair of pants."
Peter was embarrassed to say that Wade was chasing a sexy-dressed woman and playing a game between men and women with her, after all, his reputation for purity, although useless, was not good to be ruined by an exhibitionist and a dead pervert.
"The most important thing is that he recognized me immediately, and he seemed to know me very well, and he came up and revealed my identity. But I'm sure I've never met him! ”
"Woo, woo!" (Little spider, you are so unkind, I really misjudged you, in vain I left the position of the foundation in my heart to you.) )
Wade's eyes flowed with tears of remorse, lamenting that he had met a scumbag and had abandoned himself.
"Oh, is it? He recognized you at once? ”
Frank munched on the hot pork and cabbage dumplings as he walked over and looked at Wade, who was tied up.
"Then why don't you take off his mask and see what he looks like, and let Cortana compare it."
Frank is businesslike, although he seems very casual, but for Peter and others, he still values it very much, for him, whether it is Peter, or Skye and Mindy, during this time of getting along, they have become his family-like existence.
And he will not put his family in danger.
He was willing to risk his life to approach the rampaging Loki to save Peter, and now he can also use explosive means to protect their identities from being revealed.
It's just that Peter can't tell him that if he wants to uncover the mask, he has to let out this guy's invincible mouth, although the little girl Mindy is not allowed to stay up late because of the mandatory requirements of everyone, so she drank milk early and went to sleep.
But with this guy's mouth, there is a good chance that a catastrophe will be caused.
The mask has not been lifted yet, but the spider silk that Peter has sealed on his mouth has been removed, and the seal has been lifted for him, and Wade's nonsense, like a surging tide, instantly drowned the three of them.
"Oh, thank you, Frank, although you are a little uglier and more temperamental, and not as popular with beautiful women as my handsome Wade, but just because you are willing to let go of Lord Wade's mouth, I have decided, I will not be with this negative man anymore, I will fly with you."
Peter subconsciously took a step back and pulled Skye with his hand, and the killing intent of the Punisher card seemed to have spread throughout the room.
It's just that the guy who is already a dead man in his eyes is unconscious, and he is still talking to himself.
"Well, this place, is it your secret love nest with the negative man? Oh, no wonder you don't want me, so you like an uncle like Frank? But why don't you tell me, the cute Deadpool can also be dressed up in the style of an uncle, after all, a man like me, no matter how he dresses up, that sharp temperament can't be hidden. ”
Frank picks up the knife!
"Oh, hey, cute little girl, beauty, although you are not my favorite blonde big ass, but your figure, oh, you wear too much, I can't see it, or you take off a few, you know Deadpool's favorite thing to undress, and secretly tell you that there is a huge one underneath Deadpool, hehehe!"
Skye was snickering on the sidelines, trying to stop Frank, but now his face was completely frozen, and by the way, he handed Frank the golden sand eagle on the table next to him.
"If you talk any more nonsense, I'll blow your head out and tell me, who are you?"
Frank opened the safety domineeringly, and then pointed the gun at Wade's head, with the killing intent in his eyes, telling others that he would really pull the trigger.
"Well, there's a mistake in your statement, if I don't speak, how can I tell you who it is? However, I'm talking now, but it's not nonsense, right? Deadpool-sama never talks nonsense, and besides, I've already said more than one sentence, and from your words, in theory, you still shouldn't blow my head, but the headshot really hurts, so I don't want to talk to you to avoid you blowing my head. ”
With that, Deadpool closed his mouth, leaving only three people who looked at each other and looked sluggish.
"Your name?"
Skye walks up to Deadpool with a knife in hand, swinging a dagger at him.
But Deadpool was unmoved, just snorted at Frank, and Skye gave Frank a look, who reluctantly put away his gun, but still looked at Wade with murderous intent.
"OK, my name is the invincible most handsome person in the universe, everyone loves flowers, the blonde beauty must kill, the favorite invincible merry, the Thanos trampling, the most durable and strong Star-swallowing Wade Wilson, Lord Deadpool!"
Blinking his eyes twice, Deadpool said again.
"Do you hear me clearly? Do you want me to repeat it? ”
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him."
Frank got up from the couch, grabbed the gun on the table, and breathed heavily, trying to take Wade's life.
"Wait, why did he kill my dog? No, I don't have a dog, so that means he can't take my dog's life? ”
"Hey, hey, calm down, Frank, calm down, just take him for a fool. Why are you bothering so much with him? ”
"You're a fool, your whole family is a fool, how can the smart and invincible Thanos step on the stars and swallow the stars, how can the handsome and dashing Deadpool be a fool, look at what you're wearing, gray and not slippery, short and not slippery, want to have no breasts, want butts without butts, and it's not my favorite blonde hair, stay up late every day, rough skin, split hair, and endocrine disorders, you're a fool!"
"Calm down, Skye, calm down, don't be like him, put down the knife, have something to say, say it well."