557 - Small bodies have big dreams
I don't know whether this race observes people with their eyes or their noses, the nineteenth princess is very keen to capture the changes in the monkey master, but she uses the nose, and she has never said anything about the changes in the appearance of the monkey master.
"The smell becomes weird, but it's not annoying."
The nineteenth princess sat back in her seat, gently took off the painting she had just finished painting and handed it to the monkey master: "This is for you." ”
"Thank you." Master Monkey took the painting, then sat down: "Tell me your story." ”
"Yes, but you can't smoke here." The nineteenth princess took the cigarette that the monkey had just ordered and put it on the table: "My sense of smell is very keen, and this thing will overstimulate me." ”
This woman really has a lot of problems, what room can't be too dry, the air can't have irritating gases, and even the smell of monkey sweat will stimulate her olfactory organs. If you want to put it on someone else, the monkey master made a slap and threw it into the public toilet full of ammonia for her to reflect on.
But the nineteenth princess is such a magical person, she is picky and hypocritical, but she can't be annoying, whether it is her eyes or tone, it has always been so comfortable. Master Monkey has been in contact with so many women, and there is no one who can be gentler than her.
Not to mention the little monkey, the terrible monkey master of the little monkey has been taught, that is a strange woman who will stand in front of the monkey master and reprimand him for teaching bad Bubu and Xiao Wu, such a woman can definitely not be regarded as gentle. And the tassel ...... She was a little stunned, but she was really not gentle, a dignified sword immortal, a monster formed by murderous condensation, who would believe that she was gentle?
And the others, one counts as one, whether it is Jiangang or Ye Fei, or Tana or Dia, except for Dai Wei who can be related to gentleness, others have nothing to do with the word gentleness, and even Dai Wei is actually the kind of player who is soft on the outside and rigid on the inside.
But the nineteenth princess is a very weak woman, although she is smart and knows how to fight for her own interests, and she is not obedient at all, but she feels like a smart fish wrapped in a rolling torrent, with a helpless body that can't help herself.
"My father was the greatest emperor in the world." The little goldfish princess pursed her lips and smiled: "He has many women, and in his life span of four hundred and forty years, at least a thousand women have entered his life, and there are many children, but most of my brothers and sisters have died due to various congenital genetic diseases. ”
"The word premature death is a good one."
The monkey master praised casually, but it was not surprising for her to say that her father had more than a thousand women, the law of nature is like this, those with outstanding ability take more and take more, and the Matthew effect can explain all unfairness. A big guy whose territory spans dozens of star regions under his hand has such a long lifespan, if he doesn't have a hobby like this, then the Hou Ye has to think that there is something wrong with this person.
Fortunately, this hobby is only flirting with girls and giving birth to children, but as for the nineteenth princess who said that most of them died because of genetic diseases, this is actually not difficult to understand, because across the star region, multi-racial mixed, old guys always play with a race of people will always be glottis, it's okay to visit a wave of micro-clothes like Qianlong, and get a few blue-skinned, green-skinned, yellow-skinned girls or something. These races are probably subspecies of human beings just like subhumans, but for many reasons, the genes are not so good, so there will be all kinds of problems after combining with the top genes, and those congenital and genetic diseases cannot be cured even if they can be cured, this is what Old Man Chen told the monkey master, he said that no matter which intelligent race, as long as the mystery of life is completely solved, then this race will come to an end.
Now they're okay at this level.
Of course, the remaining surviving offspring must be the excellent varieties left after he sows seeds, each with distinctive characteristics, and because of evolution, they themselves have certain superpowers.
"Then you are not good among your brothers and sisters, why are you in charge of the Central Group in the end."
The nineteenth princess turned her head sideways, and her expression was a little struggling: "This needs to be said from the time when I was three years old, and according to your time, when I was eleven years old, but I don't want to say it." ”
"Whatever you want."
While he was talking, a star spirit herald suddenly walked in from outside: "Report sir, the chief diplomatic ambassador of the Magic Empire has arrived, and she needs to meet you." ”
"Chief Diplomatic Ambassador?" The monkey master was stunned for a moment: "I haven't heard of such a person, call her here." ”
"Yes."
Not long after the herald left, there was a crisp clicking sound in the corridor outside, which sounded like the sound of high heels stepping on the ground, but high heels could not step on this rhythm at all, and the sound sounded like ...... It's like the rhythm of a spider or a crab stepping on the ground.
Without opening the ability of precognition, the monkey master just looked out of the door quietly, and it was not until a delicate and beautiful face was revealed at the door that he suddenly realized.
"Spider Spirit." Master Monkey pointed at her and smiled: "What else is the chief diplomatic ambassador." ”
"Wan An."
The ambassador who came in was none other than Tana's half-Asian sister, whose spider lower body looked a little scary, but once she accepted the premise, she was definitely the kind of stunner who would like to swallow her in one bite.
However, with her arrival, the Nineteenth Princess was not calm, she stood up in surprise and asked, "Is the genetic technology in your world so powerful?" But that's cruel! ”
"Yo, who is this little sister? Also subhuman? The spider spirit walked around the nineteenth princess a few times, and then suddenly had a cold expression, licked her lips and asked the monkey master gloomily: "Master, can I eat her?" ”
Princess Nineteen was frightened, because the half-human, half-spider woman in front of her seemed to her to be a monster that only appeared in nightmares, and now this monster said that it was going to eat her......
"Be steady." The monkey master smiled and dragged this strange temperament spider spirit aside: "What are you doing here?" ”
"I am here to inform His Royal Highness on the orders of Her Majesty the Empress that the 1,300 Forbidden Magic Archmages have been prepared and can reach the battlefield through the portal at any time, and there is also news about that side to tell His Royal Highness."
Her Majesty the Queen...... Tana still ascended the throne in the end, but this is also something that the monkey master has long expected, Tana is an ambitious girl, although she is usually silent, but she has grasped the resources of the entire country step by step in her own hands, and later with the power of the monkey master, she justifiably ascended to that position. As soon as the new empress came to power, she launched a war, which knocked another empire in that world to the ground, signed hundreds of unequal treaties, and the national power was unmatched for a while.
And what really surprised the monkey master was the half-blood dark elf Caesar, he still didn't let Tana swallow them, but instead pulled up a large team to maneuver between various forces, and successfully established his own country, with the city on Tana's border as the boundary, the entire northeastern state was included in his territory, and called the Dark Elf Empire.
Originally, according to common sense, how could an ambitious little girl like Tana allow him to build a country under his nose, and the cannon bombarded him the day before the founding of the country. But Caesar's kid didn't learn well, so he cast a bronze statue of the monkey master and poked it in the central square of the capital, and then respected him as the emperor, and he just became a position similar to the prime minister.
Tana just collapsed then, okay...... In one day, thirteen edicts were issued to question Caesar, the general content of which was, "What is the matter with you paralyzing Lao Tzu and her husband here?" Caesar's response was very deadly, no matter how Tana asked, his reply was "This is my mentor, the spiritual leader of the dark elves, and the spiritual pillar of the dark elves." Then the door of the country opened, which means "if you want to fight, come and fight, I can't beat you, you can beat him together".
This matter can be solved, you must know that the reputation of the monkey master in that world is even better than Tana herself, and he is a figure of ten thousand Buddhas among the subhumans, and now he is the spiritual leader of the dark elves. If Tana is hit by this shot, think about what will happen, thinking of this, Tana has to suffer this dumb loss.
However, Caesar is also sensible, he announced that the entire Dark Elf Empire would abandon its arms, allowed intermarriage with the Lion Empire, broke the thousand-year-long standoff, and even directly gave his daughter to Tana as an apprentice. Under the decision of this group of very unscrupulous people, the dark elves who have survived the catastrophe have actually maintained their integrity in this way.
As for intermarriage, it's purely funny, not all dark elves are as in line with human aesthetics as Wei'er, if a human male marries a fox girl, maybe no one is unwilling, but let them take a dark elf hot girl with sheep's hooves, I'm afraid they will have to weigh it.
"This kid." The monkey master smiled helplessly: "Tana doesn't have anything to say to me?" ”
"Yes, I said brother-in-law." The spider spirit sighed, "As Tana's relative, I want to tell you that Tana is in her twenties. ”
"Huh?"
"Meaning, you should fulfill your responsibility to give her a child." The spider spirit walked around the room helplessly: "She married you, are you going to ruin her life?" Or do you think she's not beautiful enough? Do you think I can? I wouldn't mind having you a child to inherit the throne later, if you will. ”
The monkey master squinted at the spider spirit: "I don't want a crab as a son." ”
"You're a personal attack." The spider spirit raised his head: "Forget it, the national letter has been brought to you, and 1,300 forbidden spell magicians are at your disposal." Keep playing with this little toad here, I'm going back to my life. ”
After the monkey master sent away the spider spirit, he read the national letter with a smile, this is an official document, and it is also a complaint of Tana's resentment, which mentions the distress of no heir a total of twelve times, this time I want to use 1,300 national treasure-level mages to exchange the monkey master for giving her a child, just want a child, nothing else matters.
"Right." Raising his head, he said to the nineteenth princess who was confused next to him: "It will make people's temperament change greatly." ”
"What is a forbidden spellcaster?"
The nineteenth princess's curiosity was aroused, and she tilted her head to look at the monkey master: "It sounds terrifying. ”
Master Monkey glanced at her a few times: "Want to know?" ”
"Yes."
Under the sincere eyes of the Nineteenth Princess, the Monkey Master began to tell her about the differences between each world, from the direction of human evolution to the diversity of the multiverse, from the super-evolved star spirit to the necromancer who can communicate with the soul, and from the time node to the irreversible law of time.
For the first time, this is the first time. The monkey master finished these words under the almost adoring eyes of a girl, and usually he said that these things were either interrupted by more professional people, or listened to with awe, or simply fell asleep like tassels and Jiangang, in short, only the nineteenth princess listened to him very seriously and carefully told these stories.
From the story of the monkey master, the nineteenth princess laughed so hard for Jiangang's triple strike, was puzzled by Ye Fei's insistence on wanting strength, sighed for Tana who was also a daughter but became a queen, praised for Diya's freedom, was happy for the cuteness of the tassel, was excited by the bravery of the little monkey, moved by the persistence of Old Man Chen, felt worthless for Sister Nephilim not to go home, and cried for the love between Queen Weier and ordinary people.
In short, the monkey master talked for one night, she listened to it for one night, she liked the monkey master's demeanor when telling the story, and the monkey master also liked her bright eyes with admiration.
"Your life is really too colorful." The nineteenth princess supported her chin with her hand, leaned on the table and looked at the monkey master with blazing eyes: "If I am not a princess, if we are not an enemy, I must go with you and see the worlds you said." ”
"There are no ifs." The monkey master sighed: "And the world is far more than these, gray is probably the most." ”
"Did you go to the future just to change the future? Is the future really what you say? The nineteenth princess changed the topic lightly: "I really want to go and see." ”
Having said that, both the Nineteenth Princess and the Monkey Master knew in their hearts that her idea was simply unrealistic, she couldn't go anywhere, and the only thing she could do was to be a little goldfish trapped in a powerful cage, ready to be sacrificed for various reasons.
"Actually, you didn't plan to come here alive, did you, you only exist to buy time for your empire."
The monkey master asked a very cruel question, this question made the nineteenth princess have no way to answer, just lowered her head and was silent, and the monkey master already understood very well when he saw her appearance.
To put it bluntly, this is a sad life, her father does not see her as a daughter at all, but as an object to be traded, and when something unexpected happens, her task is to use herself to stabilize the intruder, even for a day.
This way of life makes the monkey master disgusted and even angry. Comparing hearts to hearts, if someone touches Bubu or Xiao Wu's hair, the monkey master doesn't mind using a world to coax them to be happy.
"It's my fate." Princess Nineteen smiled and raised her head: "Isn't it?" ”
I have to say that everyone in their family looks good when they laugh, she is like this, and so is her fucking third brother. It's just that her good-looking smile and the sparkling tears in her eyes always make people a little uncomfortable.
"Okay, you've been fighting long enough, I need to see results." The monkey master glanced to the side with a ruthless heart: "You can report it, this is an ultimatum, you will go back tomorrow morning, and then let your empire prepare for war." ”
"Can you give me another chance? My world can't handle any more war. ”
"Don't you have thousands of battleships?" The monkey master teased: "And it's also a high-level race. ”
"Even more terrible than the invasion is the civil war." The nineteenth princess sighed: "Will you give me one last chance?" If this fails, everything is up to you. ”
The monkey master stood up, sighed and walked out, and when he reached the door, he turned around and said, "One last time." ”
He left, and after walking outside, the little red god walked out unconsciously, and said gloomily: "You are soft-hearted again." ”
"Sometimes it's frustrating." Master Monkey stretched out his hand and put it on Xiaohong's shoulder: "Every time I want to harden my heart, there is always something pulling my little heart, it hurts, I can only soften." ”
"I really don't know if it's good or bad to make you more like a person." Xiaohong said without self-reproach: "Feelings are weakness. ”
"I still don't know if it's a weakness or the most powerful accelerant." Master Monkey rubbed Xiaohong's dog head: "But it feels very good, thank you." ”