The mid-life crisis of the 461st and 15th level bosses
The development of the school has led to the rapid rise of the surrounding basic industries, and a variety of entertainment venues have appeared in the original poor mountain villages in a short period of time, whether it is a simple KTV, a small farmhouse courtyard that blooms everywhere, or a roadside food stall, all because of the demand will grow so quickly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The Academy of Magic theoretically does not restrict the movement of students except for the younger classes, so it is very lively every afternoon after school, where foreigners learn to use chopsticks and little girls pick out some shiny trinkets on the stalls. Although there is a large supermarket in the academy, the vendors who come from the wizarding world to sell small things prefer to peddle small things that are only available in that world around the academy. And most of the girls also prefer the fun of haggling, so this street is the busiest time of the day at this time.
Monkey and Zhang Qun sat in one of the food stalls, piled high with skewers and beer in front of them, and there was nothing more refreshing than this combination in this scorching summer.
"Boss, eight more kidneys."
"You can't do it." The monkey master drank a glass of beer with ice ballast: "Burps are all urine smells." ”
"You know, people with wives are different from you." Zhang Qun rested one foot on the stool: "It's been a long time since I've been so loose." ”
"Getting married?"
"Uncomfortable?" Zhang Qun stretched his arm: "Actually, it's not uncomfortable, it's just that it will take a long time to adapt to my middle-aged life, I haven't had any entertainment since the child was born, that little rabbit cub doesn't care if you are a fifteenth-level psyker, you should cry and make trouble, even if you are a Monkey King, you still have to get up at night to make milk powder and change diapers for the little rabbit cub." ”
"Can't use diapers?"
"My mother said that diapers are panicked, and they are not as easy to use as home-made cloth diapers." Zhang Qun waved his hand: "Don't mention it, people, there is a great terror between life and death." For me, this horror is that the rabbit cub at home has a bright voice, and I can't put it down with a heart, I feel that I am hallucinating, and I feel that the cub is calling when I am a little windy. ”
"Where's your wife?"
"That woman is clumsy and can take good care of the child?" Zhang Qun propped one arm on the table: "After I came to you on a business trip, my sister helped me take the children, but I can't always let my sister help, so I still have to come." Working during the day and taking care of the children at night, day and night. Not even for a minute, really...... I especially miss the days when I first met you, we were messing around outside, doing things recklessly, and when we met people, we could fight in the dark, and level hundreds of square kilometers with one move, and that was the life of people. ”
After Zhang Qun finished speaking, he poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip: "Now it's poured, the task has someone to do, and I am only responsible for arranging work for them." But every day I just sit in my office, holding a shelf, and being offered like a bodhisattva. Life has not changed, it seems that every day when I get up, I repeat the previous day, I go out to watch a movie every Saturday, I go out for a walk on Sunday afternoon, I pay my salary once a week, I have nothing to say when I get home, I wake up when I wake up, I go to work when I get up, and I go home when I get off work. Pots and pans, milk powder diapers, I'm a fifteenth-level psionic person, I'm fifteenth-level. Except for you and Nephilim, this world is the highest level in me, but look at what I'm doing. ”
"You didn't like to talk before."
"I'm less talkative now, my wife quarreled with me last week, do you know why? She said I spoke to her less than a hundred times a week. A hundred sentences, these hundred sentences also include 'I'm gone', 'I'm back', 'I'm eating', 'The child is crying', 'It's time to go to bed', but I really don't know what to say, she makes Greek scallion pancakes, I'm a gendarmerie captain, what can I say to her? She can't know about things at work, she has nothing to say in life, and if she dies, I'll work overtime and come back late today. Zhang Qun flicked open the lid of a bottle of beer and took a sip of the bottle: "Do you know how much I want you to send me a mission, I think about it." But as soon as I leave, there is no one to take care of the children, no one to take care of the gendarmerie, what can I do? ”
Zhang Qun beeped like a watering can, according to the usual temper of the monkey master, he probably had already scolded, but today the monkey master was surprisingly restrained, and quietly listened to Zhang Qun's complaints.
"Do you know what the new bastards are saying about me behind my back?" Zhang Qun pulled the cigarette from the monkey master's hand and put it in his mouth and took a deep breath: "You definitely can't think of it." ”
"Tell me about it."
"Haha." Zhang Qun shook his head with a wry smile, and then stuffed the sheep kidneys into his mouth: "They said that I was a waste who came up by relationship, and I didn't have any skills, and I didn't know anything except handling documents." ”
"So you? Then you didn't prove it to them? ”
"How do I prove it? Run to the playground of the unit and break a boulder in your chest? I'm their leader, I can't prove myself as much as I used to, I just pretend I didn't hear the gossip and go about my business. That's it, they also say that I am a layman leading an insider, and I don't know how to command blindly, and I don't know how to do things for psionic people. How I fuck psykers, don't I just want them to come back alive? ”
This paragraph directly made the monkey master laugh, he couldn't laugh anymore, and he was trembling all over his body as he sat there. Unexpectedly, Zhang Qun has now fallen to the point that even those ** cubs dare to say this about him behind his back. I think when he first debuted, he was a notoriously bad boy, wilted and wilted, he never missed a task in execution, after he was able to control his spiritual power, he was the first fifteenth-level psionic person on the earth in the true sense, and his evaluation level surpassed Yuqing. The code name that Tacheng updated for him was Canglong, and the code name given to him by the Super Energy Association was Plague, and the title level was raised to T2, and the ability evaluation was 3S2A. It can be said that on the earth, except for the two powerful people, even if Zhang Qun is more violent, even Jiangang himself admits that he is not Zhang Qun's opponent.
That's it...... Until now, he has been said by his subordinates to be a person who came up by connections, and I think he was the one who fought against an entire 131 Legion in another world.
"I know you want to have a dull life, but I tell you from my bitter experience that plainness is really not for you."
"I've had an ordinary life." The monkey smiled and opened a bottle of beer again: "Follow the tassel, in that world." I've had children, too, but they're all tasseled care of. ”
"That's different, if it were you now, you would definitely follow my path." Zhang Qun closed his eyes and was already shaking a little: "I sometimes want to disappear for a while, go to any world to be a great demon king of the world, go without knowing it, and come back without knowing it." ”
"You just want to vent."
"I'm uncomfortable...... Zhang Qun held the wine glass in one hand, and when he opened his eyes, he was blood-red: "I'm just not going well." ”
"I can't help you." The monkey master stretched out his hand and flicked it his head, flicking away the killing intent: "Or will I transfer you over?" There are fresh schoolgirls, good-looking pastor sisters, and particularly sexy kitten people. ”
"If you want to put it in the original, I won't leave today." Zhang Qun smiled lightly, then stood up and took out his family photo and department badge from his pocket and slapped it on the table: "But now, I can't do it." ”
"I'm gone, you check out. I have to serve the children when I go back in the evening, and there will be a meeting to host tomorrow. ”
Zhang Qun didn't look back, after walking dozens of meters, he raised his hand and said goodbye to the monkey master and disappeared into the vast night, leaving only the monkey master sitting in place, watching the man's back gradually disappear, not without emotion.
"Adult life is not easy." The monkey master also stood up, settled the bill, and turned around and walked towards the campus.
After listening to Zhang Qun's nagging, Master Monkey actually felt that there was no essential difference between himself and him. There are things to deal with, but those things are still far away, and they won't fall on their heads for a while, and there is nothing to worry about or be particularly happy about, except for finding something to do every day, that's it.
Looking at the street lamp stretching his lonely figure to a long time, he suddenly understood at this moment Master Lagu's choice back then, why he would give up his identity as a legendary mage to join a low-level mercenary group that couldn't even eat, in fact, to put it bluntly, he just wanted to find a different life.
In the past, the monkey master didn't feel lonely, probably because he didn't need restraint, and he could live as he wanted, indulge in wanton and unrestrained. And now, once he made up his mind to abide by something, this feeling of being bored and powerless was revealed, although it was not obvious, but it was particularly prominent when he was reminded by Zhang Qun.
What is a midlife crisis......
It turns out that people with great abilities will also have a mid-life crisis, which makes the monkey master feel a little funny, but after the funny, he is a little relieved, because he didn't think about this problem before, and now he thinks about it, which means that he is one step closer to becoming a real person, which is a good thing, at least a good thing for him.
"Hey, over there, come here."
When the monkey master was walking forward, a hoarse voice suddenly sounded in the shadow next to him, and he turned his head to see several slender big brothers standing in the shadows, just like the bad boys in Japanese movies, eerie.
"Something?"
The monkey master walked over with his hands behind his back, raised his head and looked at the big brother who was the leader, this guy can be 1.95 meters in eighty percent, and he is not small, but the monkey master looked at the eyes, and he had no impression of this tall and handsome big brother.
"Actually, it's nothing, you're from the beginner class, right? I hope you can keep a little distance from Jiang Xin in the future. He walked up to the monkey master and looked at him condescendingly: "Otherwise, I ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was already dragged by the collar by the monkey master and thrown to the ground, and several people behind him rushed up to help, almost in the blink of an eye, he had already fallen down, and the monkey master only used one hand from beginning to end.
"Who allowed you to put my head up?" The monkey master stepped on his face with one foot: "What did you just tell me?" ”
After speaking, he suddenly turned around and kicked off the big brother's hand that was condensing magic, listening to the screams he made when he lay on the ground, the monkey master smiled hideously, and laughed heartily: "Ask you, what did you just tell me?" ”
Before the big brother could finish speaking, the monkey master suddenly raised his foot and was about to step on his head, but halfway through the step, he shrugged his shoulders, whistled, turned his head and left, and said as he walked: "You are so lucky today, really." ”
After he left, those few people dared to get up from the ground, and helped the slender big brother who was now with a broken arm from the ground, and several people didn't even dare to breathe, because from just now, they actually found that their magic could not be activated at all, as if they were suppressed by something, you must know that they are all quasi-high-level magicians, but they have no power to fight back in front of a junior version of the guy? It's fake, isn't it?
At this time, the super inspector walked out of the dark shadow slowly, walked in front of these people, and then patted their bewildered faces in turn: "You can live, I really thank your ancestors for burying the grave well, remember this lesson." ”
"Governor...... Inspector ...... "The long-legged big brother is also blindfolded, although his hand hurts, but what surprises him even more is that there is a super inspector here......
"Aang, it's the inspector. How? ”
There are special marks on the arms of the super inspectors, others can't imitate and don't dare to imitate, you can know at a glance that they are inspectors, these guys are very capable, and they have great rights, and even have the right to cut first and then play. Most of the students know these guys, but they don't usually show up easily.
"Why is there a ...... inspector here?"
"It's nothing, because I'm here to warn you to forget what happened tonight, you broke your arm yourself, or don't blame me for not reminding you." The inspector squatted in front of the long-legged big brother and slapped him in the face that had been trampled: "Also, do you know what will happen to you if I am not the inspector now?" ”
At this time, these intermediate class students found out that this inspector was actually a subperson, he had pointed fox ears and a big fluffy tail, but the cruel light in his eyes made them dare not look more, as for why he would say such a thing, they didn't dare to ask, at this time there was no way but to escape, because most of the female subhumans were beautiful and the male subhumans were born to fight, and a subhuman who could be a super inspector was definitely not something that a few intermediate magicians could deal with......
Of course, they really don't know why this is happening, because they don't know who the monkey master is, let alone the status of the monkey master in the minds of the subhumans. This race is very pure, and they have been offering him as a god since they were liberated by the monkey lord. If these hairy children offend the monkey master, it is equivalent to offending the subhuman god! What is this concept? It's like going to the Arab world and sitting in a mosque eating pork and drinking wine. If this subhuman is not an inspector, it would be light to cut them alive on the spot.
After seeing these ignorant guys leave, the sub-inspector disappeared into the darkness again, and now those guys who thought they were very dragged can be regarded as understanding, it turns out that there are inspectors hidden in every corner of the academy, which is terrible to think about......