Chapter 281: Hey, it's on the street!
Before you know it, it's already past one o'clock in the morning.
Tang Jian didn't feel sleepy at all, but he still wanted to go out and beat up Erha to test his strength!
"One hour on the shelves, the first order of 30,000, this result is simply 6 to no friends!"
Tang Jian was actually a little excited in his heart, after all, no matter what he said, he was also a mythical online god!
Although his identity as an author is fake, it can't stop him from pretending to be forceful!
Before he posted a post, he pretended to be forced to carry out the last wave of hatred, and the guy named Xinfeng sent a message more anxiously than anyone else and asked: "It's been an hour, how much is the first order?" Is there twenty-five thousand? This is your sister's going to heaven! ”
"Twenty-five thousand? I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding of my strength! ”
Tang Jian replied to the only platinum god who can be regarded as a friend, this guy named Xinfeng is still a bit similar to his personality, but this guy is more sassy than him, and more stinky than him!
Xinfeng asked: "Misunderstanding your sister!" Hurry up and post a screenshot, I'm going to take it out and pretend to be forced! ”
"How easy it is for you to pretend to be forced! Straight to the hair.,After you finish masturbating, you say a word to your palm.,You're pretending to force you just now, do you know! ”
“……”
Xinfeng suddenly felt that his car skills had regressed, and this pretending force still had such a fresh and refined expression!
He rolled his eyes and replied, "Brother steady!" After seeing your message, the man has finished pretending to be a force in the next three seconds, please send a subscription screenshot and let me pretend to be a deep force! ”
Convinced!
Tang Jian can smell a commotion when he rests on the screen!
He felt that if he didn't send screenshots to this guy again, it was estimated that this guy would call him dad, and then cry to see the subscription screenshots.
Dumped a screenshot of the subscription in the background and sent it to Xinfeng, Tang Jian typed and complained: "Hey, it's only the first order of 30,000 in an hour, I don't want to write, I'm not motivated!" ”
Xinfeng suddenly scolded the street: "Fuck your sister's lack of motivation!" If you don't want to write, write it to me, I only need 30% of the manuscript fee! ”
Tang Jian gave a critical blow: "Hehe, it's better to write to you than a eunuch!" It's not that I hit you, at the level of your spicy chicken, you can't even reach one-tenth of mine! ”
Mom sells batches!
Xinfeng can't stand it anymore, and he is now holding a screenshot of the one-hour subscription of "Covering the Sky" and pretending to be embarrassed in the various author groups he added......
"The latest news, I just asked my little brother Tang Jian, the first order of "Covering the Sky" has been as high as 30,000, and this guy is holding Lao Tzu's thigh and crying and saying that he hit the street!"
""Covering the Sky" was on the shelves for one hour, and the first order was as high as 30,000! This is the background data that I just screenshotted! ”
"Look, this thing is so badly beaten! I actually said that I was not motivated and didn't want to write! I was so angry that I just called him and scolded him, and I dared to pretend to be such a levelless force in front of my Xinfeng god! ”
Xinfeng used Tang Jian's subscription screenshots and chat records to pretend to be forced everywhere, as if his new book was on the shelves!
Seeing that one author after another was stimulated by him, his heart was suddenly refreshed, especially in some big god groups, except for him, the other great gods didn't have Tang Jian's friends, so this was enough for him to have a good time in front of these big gods!
Tang Jian didn't know that this guy was so shameless, he actually said that he was his little brother, and said that he was holding his thigh and crying and saying that he had hit the street!
If he saw these words, Tang Jian would let Xinfeng kneel down and sing "Conquest", and then say: Tang Jian's father, Feng'er knows that he is wrong, Feng'er will never be naughty in the future!
……
In the Longkong Forum, he pretended to be hateful again, and Tang Jian put away his mobile phone beautifully, and walked into the toilet in his big room to pee!
Walking out, Liu Yuyan was woken up by his soak of urine, and asked in a daze, "Isn't it twelve o'clock yet?" ”
Tang Jian climbed into bed, lay down and said happily: "It's already a little bit, and the first order on the shelves is more than 30,000, which is three or four times better than the results of "Zhu Xian" when it was put on the shelves!" ”
"Come on ......"
Liu Yuyan turned over and hugged Tang Jian and whispered.
"Well, sleep! Quiet! ”
Tang Jian kissed his daughter-in-law's forehead, and slept until dawn, so comfortable that he didn't want it!
……
Eight o'clock in the morning.
Liu Yuyan made breakfast with the third aunt early, she took off her apron, first went up to the third floor to wake up Tang Jian, and then went down to the second floor with Tang Jian to wake up the baby and her cousin.
Eating breakfast, Tang Kang couldn't help but ask: "Brother, how much is the first order for "Covering the Sky?" ”
Before he knew Tang Jian's authorship, he was a loyal reader of "Zhu Xian", so he was also watching the book "Covering the Sky".
When it was put on the shelves in the early morning, he reluctantly reluctantly charged 1,000 yuan of more than 2,000 yuan he had saved in the past two months during the summer vacation, and then rewarded an alliance leader.
What made him most excited and admired was that there was a gold alliance last night, as well as several silver alliance leaders!
That's a lot of money in one fell swoop! He never dared to imagine that there were readers in this world who were willing to give a reward of 100,000 yuan for a book!
Tang Jian took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and then said: "Hey, it's on the street, and when I woke up, the first order was only forty-three thousand." ”
Tang Kang almost didn't squirt out the porridge in his mouth, this your sister's first order of 43,000 even dared to say that it hit the street!
Although Tang Kang is not an author, he has read it since junior high school, and now he has been reading it for three or four years, so he still knows a lot about this so-called first order.
Many, the first order of 24 hours can't even reach 1000, even if it's a god's, there are not many people who have the first order of more than 10,000 in 24 hours, and as a result, his cousin's is only on the shelves for 8 hours and the first order is as high as 43,000!
This is already the true preaching of God Butcher!
Such an awesome subscription result, but this guy actually said that he hit the street!
He smiled bitterly, he should cooperate with Tang Jian to force him, and chose to turn a blind eye!
Tang Jian then taught: "Just look at it and adjust your body and mind in your free time, but don't waste your studies every day, you know?" ”
"Hmm!" Tang Kang responded, and secretly complained in his heart: Then what else are you writing? Isn't this meant to harm the students!
Tang Baobao ate the pastry that Liu Yuyan put to her mouth, and asked curiously, "What is it?" ”
This question also stopped Tang Jian!
What is it?
My sister really doesn't know how to answer!
After thinking about it, Tang Jian suddenly replied wittily: "That is, if you don't understand, you can ask the teacher when the baby goes to school later!" ”
Well, this pot is simply perfectly shaken!