Zheng Xiaopang admires the black boss in Hong Kong films the most, he is not afraid of the sky and the earth, and he breaks into the world with a machete. Now seeing this polite and ghostly cellmate, and seeing the helplessness and fear of the police, Zheng Xiaopang has a strong sense of admiration in his heart. In that era, who among the common people dared to argue with those who wore police uniforms? And this cellmate, whose registered name is Lu Guang, has caused hundreds of police officers to go around.

"Chubby, let me ask you, what should you do if you come across something you like?"

"Grab it"

"What if people don't give it?"

"Hit him"

"What if it's a woman?"

"Beat her husband"

When Zhang Wenju heard this, he sneered and laughed, "You kid is so transparent, transparent like a ghost." ”

"What's wrong, brother, what did I say wrong?" Zheng Xiaopang didn't understand where his heartfelt answer was funny: "Big brother, you have such two big mouths on your stomach, why don't you cry out in pain?" ”

"It hurts...."Zhang Wenju stared at the two little sparrows squatting on the branches outside the iron window, "Why doesn't it hurt, it's not you when it hurts." ”

"Big brother, how can I become a boss like you who can't die, has good kung fu, and is calm and steady?"

"Simple," Zhang Wen raised his hands and crossed them on his stomach, "Just let me become you, won't you?"

"That's a good dare, I worship you, really, you are the real man"

Zhang Wenju rubbed Lu Han's face and stretched, "When I have enough, let's go together"

Zheng Xiaopang obviously misunderstood what Zhang Wenju meant, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Big brother, we are fateful, when my brother and I go out, I will burn paper for you every year!" After saying that, Zheng Xiaopang's brain buzzed, this must have offended people. In Zheng Xiaopang's consciousness, he judged that this buddy was dead, and when he thought that he was going to die, he was inevitably reluctant in his heart, and when he heard that he was going to take him away, he was so frightened that he couldn't do it, so he poured beans into the bamboo tube, and said it in his heart without thinking too much, this is the rhythm of looking for death.

Unexpectedly, this murderous demon who didn't blink his eyes didn't laugh angrily, he looked at Zheng Xiaopang with some kindness, "Burn paper?" Oh, what a luxury....."

"What's the luxury of this?"

"I haven't received paper money for 50 years" Zhang Wenju twisted his two fingers, magically rubbing out a big unity, admiring the sun.

This action scared Zheng Xiaopang into a spirit, prisoners in prison are not allowed to bring money, all money is managed by early warning, and the common currency in prison is cigarettes, and cigarettes are money.

"Do you want money?" Zhang Wenju asked very directly.

"Who doesn't want money, I work in the factory, fifty a month...."Without waiting for Zheng Xiaopang to finish nagging, Zhang Wenju's hands became magically rubbed out of a lot of unity, he threw playing cards and threw a steady stream of banknotes that appeared strangely from the palm of his hand to Zheng Xiaopang, Zheng Xiaopang grabbed them one by one and stuffed them into his arms, and suddenly felt wrong, he took out a card and repeatedly checked it against the sun, "This, anti-counterfeiting is there, real money, real money!"

"Fake," Zhang Wenju coldly reminded him, "but everyone who sees them will think it's real, including the bank." ”

"Isn't that true?" Zheng Xiaopang laughed.

"You can have everything you want," Zhang Wenju admired Zheng Xiaopang's ugly appearance of pouting his ass and picking up money with interest, "I like you, Xiao Zheng." I like that you do evil unabashedly, greed without scruples, bad to the point of being straightforward and thorough, so bad that you are rotten, unlike some people who wear the face of a good person to do bad things, and cover them up so that no one knows. ”

"Big brother, it's the first time I've heard someone praise me like this, inside, you're praising me, right?"

"Yes, you said you wanted to be me, but I wanted to be you. So that I can be completely bad, completely hateful. ”

"Big brother, you, what do you mean?"

"It's not interesting"

"You're not kidding, are you?"

"Did I ever joke with you?"

At the same time, the Baozi family was also having a conversation, Li Zaiyuan, the third prince, Zhu Wu, Xiao Yi, and Huang Zumao, who had not appeared suddenly for many days. Cabbage Hua held on to the window railing and stared blankly at the direction of the complex, which was where Lu Han disappeared last. Roland was with Cabbage Blossom, and they had no intention of engaging in this military discussion.

"Huang Xian, I haven't seen you since the ambush and the ghost gate battle, where have you been?" Baozi asked with concern.

"It's just a matter of distraction" Huang Zumao replied without strength, he obviously did not step out of the shadow of Bai Yuan's fragrance and jade.

"Is Huang Xian still angry because I didn't turn the compass to save Bai Yuan," Baozi asked bluntly.

"Don't dare. Xiaoxian knows that if you turn the compass once, it means that you will smear history once, the energy consumption is huge, and the risk is also great, you have paid the price of the attenuation of great luck, how dare I abolish the public for personal gain. Huang Zumao said it reasonably, but the emotions were real.

"Brother Baozi lost another luck this time, if he really turned last time, I'm afraid his life will be lost this time" Roland heard it clearly, and hurriedly picked up the conversation to explain for Baozi.

"Yes," Huang Zumao responded with only one word.

Huang Zumao, who was running the train with his mouth open, became estranged, and Baozi had no choice but to move on to the next topic, he briefly introduced the recent incident of Zhang Wenju using Lu Han's body to commit the crime, "The treasure umbrella is burned, and this matter needs to be clarified to everyone." ”

No one was surprised, everyone seemed to already know. Li Zaiyuan hung his head and was silent, Zhu Wu twisted a strand of hair, his eyes looked out the window, and the third prince was the first to jump up, "So what?" You are still the envoy of the King of Heaven. ”

"Third prince, this is a mistake" Zhu Wu opened his mouth to stop him. In the several battles of ambushing the Six Demon Sects and capturing Zhang Wenju, the River God Mansion was not active, and there was still no strong explanation for the strange appearance of the living ghost Lu Han in the fairyland land River God Mansion back then, and it was still a question whether there was ambiguity between the River God Mansion and the Six Demon Gates.

"Where's the difference?" The third prince glanced at Zhu Wu and asked

Zhu Wu stood up and said, "Back then, I wrapped the treasure umbrella of the gods, and with the ancient motto of 'the giant umbrella opens the immortal envoy', my father Zhu Yan recognized him as the envoy of the King of Duowen, invited the gods into the river god's mansion, treated them as guests, and entrusted the affairs of the house to the gods to manage. But everyone..."Zhu Wu suddenly turned around and said to the Immortal Immortal Generals present, "In the past few years, we have never received a written appointment from Beiju Luzhou. If the appearance of the giant umbrella can determine that Bao Ziqiang is the special envoy of the King of Knowledge, then the burning of the giant umbrella can also be considered that Bao Ziqiang was withdrawn from the qualification of the special envoy of the Heavenly King. ”

Xiao Yiteng stood up with a bang, pointed at Zhu Wu and scolded, "Zhu Wu! You have such a crooked mind, you have cowered in these two actions, and now you jump out and accuse God of wrapping up, what is your intention? ”

Zhu Wu glanced at Xiao Yi coldly, "Your grandfather is not in the immortal class, you can make a big splash at the immortal family meeting, go out!" ”

Xiao Yi said angrily, "Zhu Wu, don't deceive people too much, in the past few years, you have accepted bribes from immortal cultivators, you don't check your performance, you don't test your immortal products, you cronyism, how many wild cats and dogs that are not qualified to enter the ranks of earth immortals, you haven't wiped off your own shit, and you still have to pretend to be clean?" ”

As soon as Baozi heard these trivial words, he quickly wrinkled his eyebrows and scolded angrily, "Xiao Yi, you go out!" ”

"Doesn't Xiao Yi's words mean that he is wrapped up in God?" Zhu Wu glared, "Okay, say that I took bribes, you show evidence." Say that the person I am proposing is not qualified, or if you are not qualified, please tell me what is not qualified? Otherwise, this matter will not be over, and I will make a decision in Heavenly Court. ”

Xiao Yi stared at him and was speechless, there was no hard bar to recommend this kind of thing, it was nothing more than "firm thinking, insisting on following the heavenly court", "cultivating immortals hard, protecting the family", "participating in the war, outstanding meritorious service" and so on, this kind of clause can be judged as qualified by any immortal cultivator. And everyone knows about the bribery, otherwise where does the jewels of the River God Mansion come from, but it is impossible to find out thoroughly.

This is a common disease in the fairy world and the human world.

"This matter is not on the agenda this time," Baozi said slowly

Baozi turned his gaze to Lee Jae-yeon, the loyal and attentive general.

Li Zaiyuan hung his head and was silent, and Baozi couldn't help but remind him, "General Li, you say a few words." ”

"God" Lee Jae-yeon bowed his hand, everyone stopped talking, and all eyes were focused on Lee Jae-yeon.

"The last general" Li Zaiyuan was a little late, "The last general has received the express order of Yang Xiu's main book, and from now on, he will no longer be allowed to support the gods." ”