Chapter 66: Kill a child fish halfway
Wu Ke said in surprise: "Wild boar??? ”
At this time, the little brother said beside him: "Brother, if you want to say that it is Zhu Bajie, it is really a wild boar!" No problem! ”
Wu Ke looked at the little brother in surprise......
The little brother cleared his throat and imitated the tone and tone of the storyteller Mr. Shan Tianfang: "The gust of wind passed by, and I saw a goblin in the air, and it was really ugly. Black-faced, short-haired, long-beaked and big-eared, wearing a collar of green and blue shuttle cloth straight, tied with a flower cloth handkerchief......"
Wu Ke frowned slightly and looked at the little brother without speaking......
The little brother continued to perform: "That guy is a dirty lotus canopy hanging his mouth, and his ears are like a fan showing golden eyes. The fangs are as sharp as a steel file, and the long mouth is open like a brazier...... The mouth is three feet long at the beginning, and the fangs are out of the silver lamp. A pair of round eyes like electricity, two ears - the sound of the fan. The mane on the back of his head is long and lined with iron arrows, and his skin is rough and green! ”
After saying that, he slapped the table, looked at Wu Ke and said, "What is this not a wild boar?" Whose pig has such long fangs? TV series poisons people! ”
Wu Ke smacked his mouth, blinked again, looked at the little brother, and asked tentatively: "Brother, can you get a wild boar?" ”
The little brother scratched his head and said, "Brother, do you really think I'm Doraemon?" This wild boar is now a protected animal, and if you want to talk about wild boar, I may still be able to think of a way, this live wild boar ...... "The little brother is a little embarrassed......
Wu Ke sighed and said, "Brother, I don't embarrass you, I'll take him to the zoo to see the monkeys tomorrow!" ”
The little brother asked with a puzzled expression: "Brother, what are you doing here?" ”
Wu Ke said, "Let's go back and talk about it!" In that case, I'll go back first! I'll come back to you when I'm done with this day......"
Wu Ke said that he stood up and was about to leave, but before he could get out of the gate, Wu Ke looked back at the little brother in the room, and the little pig arched in the corner of the wall and made a "hum" sound, and said, "Brother, you also bought this pig, right?" How much is one? I'll give you both of them! I can't let you work in vain......"
The little brother gently pushed Wu Ke's shoulder, and said: "Brother, you are less polite to me, I bought this pig from a friend, wait a while, I will call him and ask him to take the pig back, you go and get busy with yours!" ”
Wu Ke, who was shy in his pocket, heard the little brother say this, nodded and said, "I'm sorry, then I'll trouble you...... Next time I come back, I'll treat you to dinner! ”
The little brother smiled and waved his hand to Wu Ke and said, "Let's go!" Let's go! ”
Wu Ke took "Tang Seng" back to his home, although Xiong Lei often invited God before, but he had never met this kind of person who came and didn't leave, which made Wu Ke feel very troubled......
Wu Ke, who returned home, fell headlong on the sofa in the living room, he had never felt so tired, he used to be able to discuss anything with Xiong Lei, but now Xiong Lei was locked in his own body, unable to move or speak......
Wu Ke lay on the sofa, thinking to himself, what if he took "Tang Seng" to the zoo tomorrow and saw the monkeys in the Monkey Mountain, this "Tang Seng" came to say that the varieties were different, so what should I do? Where did he get him a real Monkey King? Didn't that kill him?
What if this "Tang Seng" never leaves? Is that a bear mine never a bear mine?
Wu Ke lay on the bed, tossing and turning, thinking wildly......
"Tang Seng" walked to the side of the sofa and stood quietly looking at Wu Ke......
Wu Ke raised his eyelids and looked at him and said, "Amitabha, is there something bothering the donor?" ”
Wu Ke was angry when he saw him now, Wu Ke waved his hand, turned his head to the side of the back of the sofa, and didn't speak......
"Tang Seng" seemed to be talking to himself, and seemed to be talking to Wu Ke as if he was talking: "Everything has a way, like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity, it should be ......like this, and it should be like this" After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bedroom......
Wu Ke listened to the confusion, and ignored him, so he lay on the sofa alone and thought about what to do next......
Early the next morning, Wu Ke got up, and when he came to the bedroom to look for "Tang Seng", he found that "Tang Seng" had already gotten up......
Wu Ke said, "Elder, let's set out to find your eldest apprentice!" ”
"Tang Seng" nodded slightly, and just as the two were talking, Xiong Lei's mobile phone rang......
Wu Ke picked up the phone and found that it was Tong Xiaoyu calling, Wu Ke picked up the phone, and a gentle voice came from the other side: "What are you doing?" ”
Wu Ke pretended to be okay and smiled and said, "Oops! Little fish...... Why does your voice sound so good? ”
Tong Xiaoyu smiled embarrassedly and said, "Brother Ke, why are you?" What about Bear Lei? ”
Wu Ke had no way to tell Tong Xiaoyu the truth, so he had to continue to pretend to be okay and said, "Lei Zi is with me...... Is there something wrong with you? ”
Tong Xiaoyu said softly: "I'm going to try it at a customer in a while, do you want to join us?" ”
Wu Ke said a little embarrassed: "We'll have something to do in a while, let's call you later!" ”
Tong Xiaoyu was a little puzzled: "What's the matter?" ”
"We ......" Wu Ke was embarrassed and didn't know how to say, but the "Tang Seng" next to him said: "Donor, who are you talking to?" When are we going to go to Goku? ”
Wu Ke lowered his voice and whispered, "Don't talk yet, let's go to the zoo in a while!" ”
But even if Wu Ke tried his best to lower his voice, he was still heard by Tong Xiaoyu, and Tong Xiaoyu said excitedly: "You want to go to the zoo?" I haven't been there for a long time, can you bring me one? ”
Wu Ke has always had no resistance to girls' prayers, he thought about it for a while, and felt that even if he brought Tong Xiaoyu, she might not feel too strange about Xiong Lei's "abnormality", so he said: "No problem!" Come to my house and find us! ”
Tong Xiaoyu said happily: "That's great, I'll be there in a while!" ”
Wu Ke, who put down the phone, sighed softly, he was already starting to regret it a little, he really shouldn't have called Tong Xiaoyu to come, this thing was a goof, but how could it be good? ……
Sure enough, within half an hour, there was a knock at the door......
Wu Ke shouted, "It's coming!" While running to open the door, when he was about to open the door, Wu Ke told "Tang Seng" and said, "Don't talk too much!" ”
"Tang Seng" nodded cautiously......
The door opened, and Tong Xiaoyu appeared at the door with a big backpack on his back, and said with a smile on his face: "When are we leaving?" ”