Chapter 2 Is This a Dog?
"Master, I've got it"
Dong Ni ran over with the rest of the array flags and said, and at this time, Xiao Xin, who was hiding behind the reverse summer, was gloating and looking at Dong Ni with a smirk, thinking to herself, "Xiao Nizi, I just finished being scolded, now it's your turn!"
Sure enough, after taking the array flag in Dong Ni's hand, he knocked on Dong Ni's head and said, "All of them are not plugged in correctly, and they are done, after I go back, I will go with Xiaoxin and copy the Bing Xin Recipe for me ten times, and then I will test the two of you again, and if you don't pass the test, you two will die!"
Dong Ni didn't dare to speak after saying something oh, and Xiao Xin was going to refute it, when she saw Ji Xia's angry expression, she stopped, her master usually loves them very much, and she is also very talkative, but if she is angry, then no matter how coquettish they are, it will not work, and they will only be punished more severely!
Reverse Xia didn't bother to guess their inner thoughts at this time, but fortunately, the guys inside were still very safe at this time, and Reverse Xia was not worried, he pointed to the formation in front of them and said, "You two come over to me, I'll teach you again, this simple demon formation is adapted by myself, and the power is not as powerful as the real demon formation, but because of this, the principle of the formation is simplified, you two and two goods, you haven't even remembered it clearly, if this is passed out, it will be too embarrassing for us to be free!"
Reverse Xia patiently performed the formation again to show them, and it took half an hour for Reverse Xia to put Dani's formation flag right, and Reverse Xia wiped his sweat and pointed to the two hairy girls in front of him and said, "Really, such a simple formation also requires me to perform it a few times, I think back then, your master and I are self-taught, what ancient formations, ancient medical skills or something, I will take a look, and it will be adapted, look at you, I am really angry!"
Looking at the majesty of the reverse summer, Xiao Xin said earnestly, "Master, if you don't pretend, we can still practice happily, but I heard the master say that you were the stupidest in the family at that time, and you were beaten every day to achieve today's achievements, it is said that you were punished by the Great Elder to wash the toilet for a year!"
"What, you say it again!"
"No, no, I said master, you were wise and martial at that time, your martial arts were peerless, and you were a formation genius that you had never met in a hundred years, hey, master, I feel that the guy inside has come out!"
Xiao Xin didn't say that Reverse Xia also felt it, and suddenly a terrifying cry came from the ruins, and a black mist actually emerged from inside, although Xiao Xin and Dong Ni followed Reverse Xia to catch countless demons and monsters, but it was so fierce, it was the first time they encountered it, so they were afraid to hide behind Reverse Xia!
Reverse Xia also looked at it solemnly at this time, because he felt that the strength of the guy inside seemed to be beyond his expectations, but he was not worried, he believed in his formation, if this guy dared to come out, Reverse Xia would definitely make it regret coming to this world!
There are more and more black fogs, and they are slowly approaching the Demon Array, and the shouts inside are getting louder and louder, and it makes people's scalps tingle when they hear it, but fortunately this is in a ruin, if it is in the downtown area, it is terrible!
Watching the black fog slowly pour into the array, Reverse Xia smiled, waved the array flag in his hand, and just inserted it at the entrance where the black fog poured in, and then Reverse Xia broke with a bang, and the Demon Formation immediately showed its power, and immediately stirred up the black fog inside, and the sound became smaller and smaller, which made Reverse Xia a little depressed, and was originally ready to fight, but the other party was weak, and a simple Demon Formation was done, not to mention, because it was even more depressing!
After the black mist cleared, a small thing appeared in the middle of the originally empty place, and the cry of the ghost crying just now slowly became smaller, and finally turned into a "Wang, Wang!"
"Dig a groove, it's a dog!" Reverse Xia almost dropped his eyes, because what appeared in front of him was a husky, and this husky was lying on the ground weakly and sticking out his tongue!
Seeing such a cute guy, Dong Ni and Xiao Xin couldn't believe it, they asked against Xia and said, "Master, this is the demon in your mouth!"
Reverse Xia was also blindsided at this time, and he didn't expect this guy to be a husky, but at this time, Reverse Xia couldn't feel the demonic energy on it, he walked over and pulled out the formation flag and then grabbed it and said, "Your uncle, Lao Tzu wasted half a day, and he actually came to catch a dog, and he was angry with me."
The originally godless husky had recovered a little bit of vitality at this time because of the elimination of the formation, and it immediately struggled and said, "Abominable human, hurry up and put down Young Master Ben, otherwise Young Master Ben will bite someone!"
The originally fierce expression appeared on this guy's face, it was as obscene as it was, but it was able to speak out and startle Xia Xia!
Reverse Xia twisted it and shook it and said, "Yo, yes, you can even speak!"
Hearing the words of the reverse summer, the husky said domineeringly, "Of course, you recruit grandpa Xiong, I am one of the smart dogs in a million!"
Looking at its stinky fart, Xiaoxin and Dongni both sneered, Xiaoxin pointed at the hutchis and said, "Master, it's so cute, hey, it still has a name, what's it called, by the way, Bear!"
The husky hates others to compare it with the stupid bear, and was about to go crazy, when he saw the appearance of Xiaoxin and Dongni, he was immediately attracted, and he swallowed saliva and said to Xiaoxin, "This beauty, my name is Zhaoxiong, not a bear, hehe, do you have WeChat, we can add a WeChat!"
"Shrimp, you also know WeChat!" "Reverse Xia was thundered by this dog at this time.,A dog who can play WeChat.,And look at this guy.,It's still a sex dog!Just imagine,You suddenly find that your chat object is a dog.,What kind of expression will you have.,And the most important thing is that this is still a sex dog.,Lewd dog.,Cheap dog.,That will definitely kill a person.,If you show a strong love for this chat object before you know its identity.,It's estimated that you even have the heart to die.。
Zhaoxiong looked at Reverse Xia with disdain and said, "Elementary school student!"
Digging a slot, I was so despised by a dog, I shook the Zhaoxiong in my hand speechlessly and said, "You are a little bit of a prisoner, are you good at it, you are in my hands now!"
"Hey, bastard boy, how about we discuss it, how about you let me go, how about I give you countless gold and silver treasures, of course, if you can give me these two little girls, and I will give you a luxurious villa, how about it,"
Looking at the husky shaking in his hand, he squirted out such words in his mouth, and a person with advanced cultivation like Reverse Xia couldn't stand it, he used a force in his hand, and the painful Zhaoxiong Wow Wow shouted: "If you are not satisfied, you can say it, don't use it roughly, I think our cultivated dogs will definitely cooperate well." ”
"Shut up for me. ”
At this time, Reverse Xia has already probed around Zhaoxiong, and found that this guy's body is a little more powerful than an ordinary dog, and there is no demonic appearance just now, Reverse Xia pondered for a while and figured it out, it is estimated that this dog should have eaten something to cause the mutation just now, but even so, Reverse Xia is still suspicious of this dog, remove these, the origin of this dog is definitely not simple, there must be a secret hidden in it!
The strength in Xia Xia's hand increased a little, and the painful Zhaoxiong shouted and said, "Pain, pain, pain, bastard boy, you dare to abuse a dog, I want to go to the animal association to complain to you!"
Reverse Xia held it up in front of his eyes and said, "Come on, just your virtue, and go to complain about me, believe it or not, I will send you to the institute immediately, I think the madman in it must be very interested in you!"
Hearing the research institute, Zhao Xiong was really frightened, and he immediately admitted it and said, "Big brother, what do you want to do, this dog has no money at all, it is so poor that it jingles, if you want to rob the sex, this dog is absolutely obliged, you humans don't have a saying what, saying that life is like being raped, you can't resist, then learn to enjoy, don't worry, I will never hesitate, I can even take the initiative!" Saying that, it glanced at Xiaoxin and Dongni very lewdly, as if they were not wearing clothes, and it couldn't help but swallow its saliva!
I'll go, what kind of dog is this, I even know these words, and when I saw its lewd expression, my head was numb for a while, this is still a fucking dog, if it is a person, it will definitely harm countless girls!
Reverse Xia couldn't help but give the dog a hard knock on the dog's head, it held its head with both hands and howled in pain, and nagged in its mouth, "Violent maniac, animal abuse, is there anyone who came to save the dog, this is a pervert!"
Reverse Xia was too lazy to consume it with it, and threw it casually, and threw Zhaoxiong on the ground, so that it could experience the feeling of intimate contact with the earth!
Although Zhaoxiong was dizzy by the fall, but it also immediately knew that this was an opportunity, and planned to immediately smear the soles of his feet with oil, the reason why it was not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, uh, no, it was not too late for a handsome dog to take revenge for ten years, so it was about to slip away, but as soon as it took a step on its feet, it saw a lightning strike in front of the stone, and it was all shattered with a bang, which frightened its dog's heart and fluttered for a while!
"If you're confident that you're faster than lightning, keep running!"
At this time, Reverse Xia and Xiaoxin had already sat down in the big tree next to them, quietly watching the obscene dog performance in front of them, joking, if they let it run away in front of their apprentices, it would not be as simple as slapping it in the face, besides, if Reverse Xia dared to let it go, there would naturally be a way to catch it!
Zhaoxiong sat on the ground helplessly, sighing depressedly, knowing that he couldn't escape today, so he snorted and said to Yi Xia with tears, "Big brother, let me go, this dog doesn't want to die yet, I'm still a fucking virgin dog, I haven't talked to my dog sister yet, talk about love, and have some romantic dog sports." ”
"Stop, you don't come to this set, I don't want you to do anything, tell me about your situation just now and your origin or something, maybe I can consider letting you go!"
Reverse Xia really can't stand this guy, hurry up and stop it, otherwise I don't know how many disgusting words will come out of its mouth!
Hearing Reverse Xia's words, Zhaoxiong breathed a sigh of relief, and then made a human-like gesture and patted his heart and said, "You didn't say it earlier, you scared the dog to death, I thought I couldn't watch MM take a bath again, and then watch a Japanese island love action blockbuster!"
Reverse Xia is full of black lines at this time, this lewd and obscene dog is too shameless and undisciplined, but Xiaoxin and Dongni next to him were amused by it!
Zhaoxiong looked at the unkind gaze of the reverse summer, knowing that if he didn't say it, it was estimated that he would really be, it immediately became serious, and sat on the ground, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "This matter is a long story, let me say it slowly!" Oops" Before it finished speaking, it was slapped by Reverse Xia!
Nima, when Reverse Xia saw the skillful smoking action of this dog just now, he already had a twitch in his mouth, what kind of dog is this, and he also looked at its stinky fart pretending, Reverse Xia directly slapped it and said, "Don't you know what it means to be concise and concise, and then pretend, I will stew you directly!"
Zhaoxiong spat out the dirt in his mouth, and thought to himself, "Your uncle, you want me to say it again, I said it, and beat me, is this justified, I am wronged, I am sad!"
But on the surface, of course, it didn't dare to show it, and immediately nodded respectfully and said, "Okay, no problem, you are the biggest here, you are the fiercest, you can do whatever you want, then I will definitely not fool!" Originally, it was going to light another cigarette, but it was afraid of being beaten, so it could only hold back and say, "I offended a bastard in Tung Chung Town, was forced into the mountains by him, and then accidentally ate a fruit, and then it became like just now!"
"Well, there's more!"
"It's gone!"
Just as Shun Xia was thinking about the scene behind, he heard that it was gone, and Shun Xia slapped him again in a fit of anger, "Your uncle, what about the details!"
Zhao Xiong, who eats soil again, is very aggrieved in his heart, you want me to be concise and to the point, and now I am Jane, and I still beat me, and ask me for details, the details of your sister, this dog is wronged, and my heart is congested!
When Nashi Xia was about to slap it again, it immediately continued, "Also, at that time, I saw a girl who looked cool, she seemed to be looking for such a fruit, but let me eat it first, but when she left, I seemed to see a black shadow flying into her body!"
Black shadow, what the hell is that, Yi Xia was about to ask, and Zhao Xiong immediately rushed to say it, "I don't know what it is, but it feels very evil, a chill that I can't say, oh, by the way, that girl has a student ID on her chest, it seems that her name is Huang Xiayin, and she is a student at Xinli Information University!"
Zhaoxiong generally looks at girls are used to looking from the chest, in its own words, what dogs look down on people, that's what some stupid dogs do, a noble dog like it, must look at it from the most prominent aspect, so it knows the girl's name!