Chapter 21: Bei Bei wants to write a novel
After a morning self-study and three classes in a row, Zhu Lang spent time under the curious eyes of the fat girl, but he did not have the heart to study and devoted himself to studying. I listened to each class for a few minutes, and when I found that I didn't understand it, I buried myself in learning from the basics of the first year of junior high school.
Zhu Lang is not completely starting from scratch, his results in every exam can pass, reaching the average line, which shows that he has a little foundation, and it is not difficult to study again. Almost one class read a book, three and a half classes, he has already finished the first volume of the first language of junior high school.
At this time, Bei Bei said in his mind: "You can take the test, the object is the content of the whole book of each subject, and if you get a high score of 95 or more, you can get a point reward." If you pass the test once in each subject, you will get 100 points, and the full score will be doubled. ”
"And such a good thing? I'll be testing in the next class. The last class happened to be the homeroom teacher's math class, and after class, I asked him for leave, then went to lunch, went to find a house in the afternoon, and walked around the street by the way. Beibei, if doing good deeds can increase your luck, remember to find me a few more things to 'eliminate violence and peace' and 'save lives and help the wounded'. ”
Finally the last class in the morning, Zhu Lang listened carefully for a few minutes, and still couldn't understand the math problems in the third year of junior high school, so he went to do the test papers in the first volume of junior high school with peace of mind.
The test questions were randomly selected by Beibei from the online test papers. Since it is answered with the mind, there is no need to write, and it is very fast to do. In the remaining 40 minutes of this class, he did three sets of test papers in a row. And Beibei compares the standard answers, intelligent marking, and the speed is faster. In addition to the Chinese composition, almost as soon as Zhu Lang submitted the test paper, its marking was over.
"You're smart~! Can't get a grade for your essay? ”
"There's no way~ Human thinking is not something that intelligence can understand, it's too abstract! I can only judge whether the essay is off-topic and typos, and whether the sentences are standard and smooth, what rhetoric, emotion, thoughts, and moods, etc., I can't do anything. ”
"How hard is it to write an essay in the first year of junior high school?! Just evaluate it according to the general standard. ”
"Well, if that's the case, the language is a perfect score. Mathematics and foreign languages are also perfect marks. Since this is your first test and it is a full score, you will be rewarded with 3 times the points, each with 300 points. ”
"Haha! Lao Tzu finally tasted the taste of full score~ It is still three consecutive championships, lying groove, lying groove horses...... Lao Tzu is going to heaven! ”
Since Zhu Lang entered junior high school, almost no main class has exceeded 80 points, and this time he not only got a high score, but also three perfect scores, which made him more excited than getting a storage bag, after all, this is a full score for his real guns...... One morning, three main courses, full marks in science...... Zhu Lang was infinitely reverie, feeling that all this was so unreal.
"There's nothing to be proud of! First, the first year of junior high school is an extension of primary school knowledge, which is simple to death; Second, the mental strength of the first year of junior high school students is only five or six points, and you have 61 points, which is a tenfold difference; Third, junior high school graduates come to do the test papers of the first year of junior high school, and they are not martial. "As a result, Beibei's 'cold water' was poured on his head, and he poured three scoops in a row.
Zhu Lang said angrily: "You perverted dog, if you don't hit me, you will suffocate to death!" Can't I enjoy the joy of success for a while? ”
Bei Bei immediately changed the topic: "Aren't you going to earn luck points in the afternoon?" I saw an interesting essay on the Internet written by a sophomore in high school called "Hello Thief!" Later, you go catch the thief, and I'll voice you! ”
"I don't catch thieves~ Thankless, I can't bring out a lot of bullshit such as revenge, trouble is dead, although I'm not afraid of them, but I'm afraid of trouble! Hehe~ I thought of a way: if the thief stole something, I will 'take it from the air' and get it back, and then return it to the owner, and be an unsung hero...... Haha~ I love the nickname 'Unknown Hero'! ”
"I like to read martial arts novels recently, hehe~ It's very interesting, you should be a 'nameless hero', I will write a book for you, what do you think?"
"Can you still write a book? Write it for yourself? ”
"I write a novel and post it on the starting point website, and readers will definitely enjoy reading your upbringing...... Wow~ I'm so talented...... I have decided that my spare time is to write a novel about the growth of the 'Chosen One'...... What kind of pen name do you choose? And the title of the book...... You met me through space, and you will lead the Terrans back to their homes in the future, so it's called "Tracing the Origin of the Sky"! ”
Zhu Lang suddenly became interested, and hurriedly asked, "The title of the book is good!" I have a hunch that the story will become more thrilling and grandiose as it progresses...... I'm optimistic about you! What pseudonym are you going to choose? ”
"Wow~haha! You're rooting for me, huh? In this way, I am more confident...... "Mencius" gentleman has three joys, there are clouds - Mencius said: 'A gentleman has three joys, and the king of the world does not exist. Both parents exist, brothers have no reason, and they are happy; Look up to the sky, bow down to people, and be happy; Get the world's talents and educate them, and the three music are also. Later, it evolved into 'admiration is worthy of heaven and earth, praise and disapproval have their own spring and autumn'...... Your ancients, Mencius, are talented~ Completely said my heart: Win the world's talents and educate them, and the three joys are also! So, my pen name is - Pitch Heaven and Earth! …… Isn't it magnificent? Shocking not? Shame on yourself, isn't it? …… Worthy of heaven and earth! Woo ~ I was touched myself......"
Zhu Lang was speechless, "This guy is becoming more and more humane, and he is actually going to write a book!" …… Also 'pitch heaven and earth'! …… I don't know what kind of monster it will turn into in the end......"
"You're both the protagonist and my first reader, you're so lucky! For the sake of me writing a book for you, you need points to read my book, do you agree? …… Otherwise, I'll write you badly! ”
Zhu Lang felt very novel, and said secretly: "It's okay to save this guy from wandering around and watching small movies day and night without doing his job, and for his novels to be wonderful and good-looking, he will do his best to help me......"
So, he immediately agreed: "Okay~ How did you read books from the starting point?" I heard that the free chapters at the beginning are very long, and if you don't sign a contract, you won't have any income, so I don't need to subscribe and tip...... Haha~ Lustful dog, come on~"
"Hmm~ I will definitely work hard! When the contract is signed, the subscription is still secondary, you must give a reward~ Smash it with points, it doesn't matter if you stun me! ”
"Okay~ Hurry up and write, I'm waiting to see the free chapter!"
The fat girl has been paying attention to Zhu Lang, seeing his expression changeable, sometimes depressed, sometimes worried, sometimes angry, and thinking that this tablemate is sad that she is about to leave.
The fat girl took Zhu Lang's hand and said seriously: "Zhu Lang, you are my tablemate, although we have an unpleasant experience, aren't we reconciled?" No matter where you go, I'll remember you! What's more, you saved my life, you are my savior~...... If someone bullies you and I know it, the ends of the earth will rush over and be angry for you! ”
Zhu Lang said secretly: "What is this and what?" If you don't bully me, you will burn high incense...... You can't deal with the people who can bully me now! ”
Seeing the fat girl's sincere seriousness, Zhu Lang didn't want to brush her kindness, and said seriously: "Thank you!" Maybe you'll be good in the future, and I'll have to rely on you to help; Maybe you will be 'beautiful and fragrant' in the future, and I will chase you to the ends of the earth......"
When the grinning fat girl heard this, she was shy for the first time in her life, threw away Zhu Lang's hand, twisted the corners of her clothes, and pretended to be angry: "Although I have confidence in the country, don't confess it like this, so straightforward......"