Lin Xiaofeng used to fantasize about many scenarios when he first went to college, such as listening to lectures in a university classroom and discussing topics with his classmates.

Of course, this is just an imagination for him, a person who does not have excellent grades, but no matter what, the first time he takes a college class, with that curiosity, he can listen to a whole class, right?

Lin Xiaofeng didn't think that his first class in college would be spent lying on his desk and sleeping.

When he woke up from a deep sleep, he couldn't even remember what his teacher looked like.

He yawned and asked the fat yellow man sitting next to him, "How many classes have I slept in?" ”

"I'll be out of class in a few minutes, and I'll have lunch directly." Huang Fatzi asked Lin Xiaofeng with a smile: "Did your kid fall in love with that Xiang Zhu at first sight yesterday and couldn't sleep all night?" ”

"I said you too, you should have asked her phone number yesterday, and today after school, you can come out and go shopping together and exchange tips on catching ghosts."

Lin Xiaofeng glanced at the yellow fat man: "You just don't have a backache when you stand and talk, if you are asked to run ten kilometers in the morning, it is estimated that your life will be lost, and you still have the strength to say cool words?" ”

At this time, the bell rang for the end of class.

As soon as the old Mediterranean professor in class heard the bell ringing, he picked up his things on the table, turned and left.

Lin Xiaofeng also stood up and stretched, the bones on his body crackling.

"Whew, it's so comfortable." As soon as Lin Xiaofeng finished speaking, a girl walked up to Lin Xiaofeng with some cringe, and she asked, "That, are you Lin Xiaofeng?" ”

"Huh?"

Lin Xiaofeng froze, he didn't expect that there would be a beautiful woman to greet him.

This little girl has one eye, short hair, and looks beautiful, and the fat man hurriedly said: "This guy has several girlfriends outside, and there are illegitimate children, beauty, I am still single......"

Lin Xiaofeng hurriedly covered the mouth of the fat man Huang and asked, "My friend has a nervous breakdown, that, are you?" ”

"My name is Huang Doudou, can I talk to you in private?" She asked.

"Absolutely." The yellow fat man rushed to answer.

Huang Doudou took Lin Xiaofeng and Huang Fatzi to the top floor of the teaching building.

The top floor is very empty, and usually no one will come to it except for some small couples to blow the wind.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Huang Doudou arrived at the top of the building, he knelt down for Lin Xiaofeng with a plop, which startled Lin Xiaofeng.

"What are you doing here?" He hurriedly picked up Huang Doudou.

"Master, please help me." Huang Doudou hurriedly said: "I was bored last night, playing with binoculars in the dormitory, and saw something in the storage room. ”

"Uh."

Lin Xiaofeng paused and asked, "Have you seen it all?" ”

"Yes." Huang Doudou nodded, gritted his teeth and said, "I have a monster at home, and I hope that the master will help me catch it." ”

"Don't worry, tell me what's going on." Lin Xiaofeng comforted.

"My family used to do a good business, but then my father listened to a friend's words and invited a statue from outside to come back and worship, saying that as long as this statue is enshrined, the family will be able to prosper in business and make a lot of money."

"As a result, within a year, my mother died of cancer, and my father's business plummeted and deteriorated." Huang Doudou's eyes moistened a little: "Later, I invited someone to come and see it, saying that there was something wrong with the statue at home, and I had to 'invite' him to go." ”

"But I found a lot of people, either liars, or they said that they didn't dare to touch the idol, and then every day at home, I could hear the strange laughter of the idol."

Huang Doudou wiped her tears: "I'm fine in college, but I'm worried about my father's accident." ”

"Doudou girl, don't worry, fat brother and I, if I don't have any other skills, I will kill demons and demons." The fat yellow man patted his chest and said.

Lin Xiaofeng glared at the fat man and said, "Can you roughly describe the appearance of that statue?" ”

"I don't know."

Huang Doudou shook his head: "I have obviously seen the appearance of that god statue countless times, but when I think about it carefully, I can't remember its appearance at all." ”

"And this weird thing?" Lin Xiaofeng thought for a moment and said, "Where do you live?" ”

"It's in a town just outside of Chengdu."

"Then let's do it, this Saturday this week, Huang Fat Man and I will go to your house with you, of course, I will say okay first, it is naturally best to help you solve this trouble, but if that idol is too powerful, I may not be able to do anything."

Lin Xiaofeng didn't say anything full, after all, he and Huang Doudou had just met, if he could help, he would naturally help, if that god statue was a big trouble, Lin Xiaofeng didn't want to mix it casually.

You must know that it is easy to please God and it is difficult to send God, this sentence is not nonsense.

The most taboo thing to ask for a statue at home is not to invite it outside, and the statue of unknown origin must not be touched or worshipped.

Lin Xiaofeng heard the master say that in the Republic of China, there was a landlord's family, who was originally prosperous and wealthy, and later picked up a clay statue on the side of the road, and the landlord felt that he liked it very much, so he took it home and worshipped it.

As a result, it was a fierce god who brought back a fierce god, which caused their village to have no rain for three years, no harvest, and many people starved to death.

Huang Doudou listened to Lin Xiaofeng's words, and was naturally very grateful.

After Huang Doudou left, Lin Xiaofeng walked to the cafeteria with Huang Fatzi.

"Xiaofeng, that idol shouldn't be very powerful, right? When the time comes, you can teach me a way to show me my skills. ”

Huang Fat Man said with some eagerness.

"You?" Lin Xiaofeng glanced at the fat man: "Come on, don't follow the mess." ”

"Why is it just a mess."

When the fat man heard this, he was immediately unhappy, and said, "Isn't it just a broken idol, I'll just take a hammer and smash it to a pulp, and see if it can still do anything." ”

"If you really do this, I won't be able to save you when I want to." Lin Xiaofeng patted the back of the yellow fat man's head: "Catching ghosts is the same as curing diseases, you need to prescribe the right medicine to get rid of the disease." ”

"If someone has nail fungus on their finger, you have to cut off their hand?" Lin Xiaofeng glanced at him: "In this way, although the nail fungus can be removed, the hand is gone." ”

"It's the same thing about catching ghosts, it's best to negotiate with that idol, even if you can't negotiate, it's okay to ask it to go, you smash it with a hammer is a few meanings, and when the time comes, people will die with you, and your few lives are not enough to lose."

Lin Xiaofeng patiently explained to Huang Fatzi that since he taught him to catch ghosts, he had to explain the stakes to him clearly, lest he be fooled, and he would have to play with his own life when the time came. ++ Important notice of this site: The free APP of this site, no ads, no errors, fast updates, member synchronization bookshelf, text size adjustment, reading brightness adjustment, better reading experience, please pay attention to the WeChat public account appxsyd (press and hold for three seconds to copy) Download the free reader!