286 cars stopped

Hearing the woman's words, Lang Si was about to collapse, he shook his head and said, "Oops! What are you doing here, what are you robbing money and not robbing sex, robbing you big-headed ghost! Which eye do you see that I'm going to rob you? You still rob the color, you want to have no face, you want to have no figure, I rob you, you think too much! ”

"No robbery?" The woman was a little blindsided.

Lang Si threw the things she dropped to her, saying, "I was passing by and saw you drop things, this is a good deed for you to pick up and send to you!" ”

The woman suddenly realized, got up from the ground, and said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, brother, I misunderstood you." ”

Lang Si asked puzzledly: "Why did you misunderstand, can you tell me the reason?" ”

The woman said, "The main thing is that in the middle of the night, there are few people, and the face you look like a robber is too much!" ”

Thinking of this, Yang Shi couldn't help laughing.

Lang Si was depressed and ignored his past in the big truck, and saw Yang Shirt smiling, huh? said, "Little goat, what are you laughing at, are you laughing at your Uncle Lang for being stupid?" ”

Yang Shirt shook his head and said: "No, no, no, it's laughing at you for laughing at yourself for not looking like a good person, I remembered some things from the past, do you remember that you once rode a motorcycle at night, and met a woman who dropped something, you picked it up and gave it to her, and she knelt down for you, just that incident, do you remember?" ”

How could Lang Si not remember, when he thought about it, he laughed and said, "Where can I forget, I collapsed more than today that time!" ”

While the two were chatting, another truck came on the highway, and this time, Lang Si turned his back and said, "Little goat, you say I'm like a bad person, then I'll turn my back now, and don't let the people in the car look at my face, so it's okay, you go and stop the car." ”

"Okay, Uncle Lang, leave it to me!"

Yang Shan raised his hands above his head, swung vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Help stop the car, help stop the car......"

Sou! The van is speeding by!

Unexpectedly, it was the same result, Yang Shan was stunned, looked at Lang Si, and Lang Si was also stunned.

"Hey, I guess it's still the sparsely populated reason!" Yang Shi tried to find the reason.

Lang Si said with emotion: "In their hearts, it is still like what Sun Tzu said, more things are better than less things!" Bring us, it is equivalent to bringing trouble, if you run into two more bad guys, it is not a matter of too much, it is a matter of life, here, I think it is impossible to stop the car, even if you let go of the guts, standing in the middle of the road, the driver may hit and kill you, after all, there are no witnesses! ”

Yang Shirt said: "That's not it, there are no ditches on both sides of the road, they try to make a big detour!" ”

was full of confidence, but failed to stop the car twice, which inevitably made both of them a little disappointed.

It didn't take long for another pickup truck to come quickly, Yang Shan and Lang Si had the attitude of trying it out, and once again cheered up and beckoned to intercept it, but the result hit their hearts again, and the pickup truck did not slow down, and directly ignored it.

"Uncle Lang, it seems that we can only walk forward on foot!" Yang Shan said helplessly.

Lang Si said: "Yes, it can only be like this, we can't delay, it's better to walk forward, meet the car, just wave to stop, I believe, there will always be a car to stop!" ”

The two of them had no choice but to walk forward in a hurry, and when they met a car, they waved and shouted, and over and over again, seven or eight cars drove over one after another, and they did not stop.

They started running for a while, but they were so tired that they had to walk.

Yang Yi gasped and said while walking: "Uncle Lang, do you think Uncle Cannon will be impatient to wait?" ”

Lang Si said: "Impatient, then you have to wait, otherwise what, I think now, staying and watching that murderous madman, but it is a beautiful difference, it will not be like now, tired like a dog!" ”

At this time, in front of them, another car came on.

"Uncle Lang, do you think we should wave to this car?" Yang asked Shan.

Lang Si said: "I think forget it, those cars going forward don't stop, and this car is going to our rear, and it is impossible to stop, even if it stops, the driver asks us where to go?" Will he change the head of the car for us? ”

Yang Shirt was right to think about it, and he didn't wave at the car that had already driven over, but he looked at the car a little familiar.

"Uncle Lang, how do I feel like I've seen this car somewhere?" Yang Shirt asked.

After Yang Shan said this, Lang Si took a closer look, and he was really familiar.

The car was a long van.

Yang Shan remembered, he said: "That's right, Uncle Lang, I said how familiar, isn't this car the one that just passed by us and rushed forward!" ”

Lang Si sighed and said, "Yes, it's this car, but why did it come back again?" ”

I saw that the big long van slowed down, and when it reached Yang Yi and Langsi's side, it actually stopped.

Lang Si said suspiciously: "! The waving and shouting did not stop, and if it was not silent, there was a car that took the initiative to send it to the door? ”

Saying that, the co-pilot of the van lowered the glass, and there was a long-haired beauty sitting inside, wearing sunglasses, she saw Yang Shan and Langsi, Gege actually smiled very highly, she said: "I didn't expect it to be you, I flashed with you just now, and I didn't think of you for a while, and then I had a flash of inspiration,!" Sister, I remember you, hurry up and ask my dad to change the head of the car and come back to see you. ”

The main driver was a spirited old man, also wearing sunglasses, he had more gray hair than black hair, and he also wore a hat, seeing Yang Shan and Lang Si looking at him, he took off his hat very politely and nodded to the two of them.

Lang Si and Yang Shan looked at each other, who is this beauty? From each other's eyes, neither of them remembered how they had ever met her.

The beauty took off her sunglasses and said with a smile: "What, I haven't remembered my sister yet?" ”

Yang Shi and Lang Si shook their heads at the same time.

The beauty smiled again and said: "You see how good you remember me, I don't want to mention the troubles of my sister back then, hey, forget it, let me tell you, I still remember one night in the dead of night, sister and I walked alone on the street, and you rode a motorcycle and passed by me, I don't want to, sister, I fell on the ground, I didn't find it, you found it!" The beauty pointed at Lang Si and continued, "You stop the car, pick it up and run to me, sister, I saw your face as a robber, I was so scared that I shouted for help, and then you caught up with me, sister had no choice, in order to survive, knelt down with you!" I say to you, you can rob money, but you can't rob sex! ”

"It's you!"

Yang Shirt and Lang Si said in unison, Yang Shirt said in his heart, this world is really not big, not small, I just recalled her with Uncle Lang ten minutes ago, but I didn't expect to run into it.