Chapter 182: SOS Regiment (3)
Asahina Minoru re-pulled her messy uniform, then raised her eyes to look at Zheng Shuanglong, who seemed to be the only man present and the only one who seemed to be able to stop Haruhi Suzumiya.
That pitiful look made Zheng Shuanglong feel the urge to bully Asahina Minoru Jiuru. It's so cute!
"Shijiuru, do you have any other clubs?" Haruhi Suzumiya, who escaped from Zheng Shuanglong's hands, took a few steps forward, stared at Asahina Minoru with the eyes of a strange uncle, and said.
"And ...... The calligraphy club ...... "The weak Asahina Minoru Kuru, looking helplessly at Suzumiya Haruhi, seems to be praying for Suzumiya Haruhi's mercy.
Well, it's even more of an urge to bully.
"Then quit the calligraphy club! Otherwise, it will hinder the activities of our club. Ignoring the helpless gaze of Asahina Minoru Kuru, Haruhi Suzumiya announced the order to make Asahina Minoru scream like a tyrant.
Listening to the words of Haruhi Suzumiya, Asahina's expression looked like the victim of a murder incident, looking at Zheng Shuanglong with eyes like asking for help, and then seemed to be suddenly surprised by the existence of Yuki Nagato and Ryoko Asakura, his eyes widened, and he obviously showed a hesitant look.
At this moment, Nagato Yuki pushed his glasses again, but Ryoko Asakura smiled and waved her hand at Minoru Asahina, who showed a hesitant expression.
From this point of view,Asahina Minoru Kuru doesn't seem to be a simple Lori girl.。
After a few moments, Asahina Minoru muttered in a dragonfly-like voice, "I see......"
"I see." At this moment, Asahina Minoru is a little reluctant, a little helpless, and more of a sense of mission.
"I will quit the calligraphy club and join the ...... of your club," Asahina's voice sounded full of sadness. However, I don't know what the art club is doing. ”
"We're not a literary society." Listening to Asahina's words, Haruhi Suzumiya said as a matter of course.
Looking at Asahina Minoru with a surprised face. Zheng Shuanglong, who has a clear understanding of Suzumiya Haruhi's ability to cause trouble, sighed slightly and explained: "Asahina Minoru Kuru, you are not joining the Art Club, you are joining the new club that this Suzumiya Haruga will create in the future. Because the content of the event has not yet been finalized, the reason why the name has not even been chosen is the reason. ”
Said here. Zheng Shuanglong is also a little embarrassed, a club with no clear purpose, a club with two terrible aliens, is it really no problem to drag this weak Asahina Minoru to join such a club.
Well, there is no problem at all, and at an event a few days later, Zheng Shuanglong, who understood that Asahina Minoru is also a special existence, deeply understood how bad the club founded by Haruhi Suzumiya is. What a pit. None of the normal humans are there. And until he left, Zheng Shuanglong did not fully explore this deep pit.
Still, to put it this way. Doesn't it mean that Zheng Shuanglong is not a normal human being, this is really a bit helpless.
“…… What ?......" Hearing Zheng Shuanglong's explanation, Asahina Minoru who slightly opened a cute lip was suddenly speechless.
Alas, it is also normal that she will be like this. After all, there is the existence of Haruhi Suzumiya here, and there are also two aliens with great strength, Ryoko Asakura and Yuki Nagato. Such a community is not acceptable to ordinary people.
"It's okay!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who is so cheerful that he is almost irresponsible, slapped Asahina Minoru Tsuki's petite shoulder hard. Said: "I just thought of the name of the club!"
“…… Then you can hear it!" Zheng Shuanglong used a tone of weak expectation equal to zero. Said.
Here, you will care about the name of this society. It is estimated that Zheng Shuanglong is the only one, and if possible, Zheng Shuanglong really doesn't want to hear the name of the club taken by Haruhi Lianggong!
After all, with Zheng Shuanglong's current understanding, he already understands very well how much common sense and extraordinary knowledge there is in Haruhi Cool Palace.
After all, joining a strange club is a pretty dark part of life. Black history!
Hearing Zheng Shuanglong's question, Haruhi Lianggong naturally read out the name she thought of in a loud voice: "SOS group!" The Suzumiya Suzuya Haruhga Troupe, referred to as the SOS Troupe, which makes the world more lively. ”
At this moment, Zheng Shuanglong is really powerless, what is the SOS group all about. Call for help. Moreover, why is it called "Tuan"? According to the rules of the academy, the name should be "Suzumiya Suzumiya Haruhi Club, which makes the world more lively".
Hawkers, forget it, don't worry about it, there's nothing to worry about. At most, it is enough to dust this history in a no-man's corner.
Moreover, this strange name seems to be only Zheng Shuanglong entangled, and Nagato Yuki and Lihua are like outsiders, and they don't have any statement at all. Asahina, who was bullied to death by Haruhi Suzumiya, had already kept her mouth shut, while Ryoko Asakura nodded with a smile gracefully, expressing her support for Haruhi Suzumiya's opinion.
Since this is the case, then, Zheng Shuanglong still has nothing to struggle, anyway, the original purpose of joining this club is just to use the power of Haruhi Suzumiya to deter those information and mind bodies.
As for the rest, you can go for it!
"The number of members is five, and the name is the SOS group, so what is the purpose of the club and the content of the activities." Zheng Shuanglong, who felt that if he gave up now, it seemed that he could still save it, and asked Haruhi Suzumiya with a struggle.
Hearing Zheng Shuanglong ask, Suzumiya Haruhi looked at everyone with a smug smile on his pretty face, and said loudly: "Let me tell you what kind of club the SOS group is, that is, ......"
I saw Haruhi Suzumiya take a hard breath, and then spit out the terrifying truth full of drama. "Find otherworldters, aliens, futurists, and superpowers, and play with them!"
At this moment, time seems to have stopped all over the world. Zheng Shuanglong also finally gave up treatment. Such a messy god is a little troublesome.
However, Kasuga Kasuga, who was able to read such an order, is it really within common sense, which is a little surprising. Looking around at everyone present, the expression on Zheng Shuanglong's face was extremely complicated.
Zheng Shuanglong is not the only one with a complicated expression. Asahina Minoru was completely stunned, her eyes and mouth wide open and stared at Haruhi Suzumiya with a bright smile on her face. Yuki Nagato is the same, turning his face to Suzumiya Haruhio, and he doesn't move as if the battery is dead. Lihua also stopped the programming in his hand, and the pretty face that usually had no expression at all showed a rare surprise.
And the rest of Ryoko Asakura showed a smile that she didn't know what to do. The wry smile is still an incomprehensible expression of surprise. After a few moments, Ryoko Asakura came back to her senses faster than anyone else.
"Ah, I see." She murmured as if she had realized something, and looked at Asahina Minoru Kuru, Lihua Juan, Zheng Shuanglong, and Nagato Yuki, and then nodded in understanding.
"It's really worthy of being a cool palace classmate." After saying this sentence with an unclear meaning. Ryoko Asakura's pretty face brought the same gentle smile again.
"Of course it's me." Proudly responding to Ryoko Asakura's words, Suzumiya Haruhi saw the painting board on Zheng Shuanglong's side, took a few steps forward, and asked quite curiously: "Zheng, what are you painting?" Interesting? ”
Zheng Shuanglong, who felt that there was no need for treatment in this community. Shrugging his shoulders, he returned to the drawing board, picked up the brush and took a quick aim, and said, "Fullmetal Alchemist, a manga that will be serialized again." ”
"Doujin?" Haruhi Suzumiya, who had a strange brilliance in his eyes, asked.
"Original!" Rolling his eyes, Zheng Shuanglong replied decisively. Although the subject matter is really copied, but in this world. It is Zheng Shuanglong's original, after all. In this world, it was Zheng Shuanglong who first released it.
"It's amazing, it turns out that there is such a powerful painter in our club, so the regimental emblem and the club website will be handed over to you. Zheng Shuanglongjun! Haruhi Suzumiya, who didn't care about Zheng Shuanglong at all, was creating comics, patted Zheng Shuanglong on the shoulder and said loudly.
That sparkling look. It seems to have the feeling of "the party-state needs you" that makes people want to smoke people.
Quickly using an eraser to erase the long scratch that was quite eye-catching due to the slapping of Haruhi Suzumiya on the seventy percent drawn manga manuscript, Zheng Shuanglong rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Lianggong, although I am happy to accept the task you have assigned, but. Can you please not slap me in the back while I'm painting? ”
Not caring about Zheng Shuanglong's seemingly cursed eyes, Haruhi Suzumiya responded with a smile: "Of course there is no problem. So, ...... the regimental emblem and the website of the association? Well? ”
"You first draw a general graphic of the regimental emblem, and then I will beautify and process it according to your draft, as for the community website, hehe, we don't even have a computer here, what's the use of the community website." Zheng Shuanglong, who took a piece of thick drawing paper and stuffed the paper and pen into the hand of Haruhi Suzumiya, glanced at the classroom and said a little helplessly.
In the entire community, only Lihua Song has a laptop, if Lianggong Haruhi dares to levy Lihua Song's laptop, Zheng Shuanglong will dare to withdraw from the group directly with Lihua Song.
The threat of information integration thoughts, the threat of aliens, the power of Haruhi Suzumiya or something, in front of Lihua Song, all of them are not a thing.
In Zheng Shuanglong's heart, Lihua Song has always been in the first place, and Zheng Shuanglong will not do anything that makes Xiao Yue sad and embarrassed.
Following Zheng Shuanglong's gaze, he looked at Haruhi Suzumiya in the empty classroom that was a little unusual, touched his chin, and said with a smile: "Computer? I'll solve the computer problem. Well, the classrooms are empty, a little unpresentable! ”
Two bookshelves, a pile of books, a table, a few chairs, and then the painting tools that Zheng Shuanglong brought over yesterday, these are all the items in this relatively large club classroom. It's really empty, it's quite unlikely. However, this is not surprising, after all, before Haruhi Suzumiya invaded the club classroom of this literary and artistic club, there was only one member here, the quiet calm and calm Nagato Yuki.
Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya's expression, it seems that he also has the idea of moving some items to this classroom like Zheng Shuanglong.
Zheng Shuanglong, who received an affirmative reply from Haruhi Suzumiya, said: "Then, there is no problem, I will talk about it when you finish drawing." ”
As he spoke, Zheng Shuanglong pointed to the table. Haruhi Suzumiya, who was holding a paintbrush and paper, rushed to the edge of the table and began to draw in earnest.
Well,Judging from what Suzumiya Haruhi draws,Suzumiya Haruhi still has a certain artistic accomplishment.,According to the record on the Yu CD,,It should also be the existence of painting skills.。
Well, after all, it's a god-sama, and it's understandable that you're able to join all the clubs in a short period of time.
"Be sure to gather here every day after school!" After drawing the regimental emblem, Haruhi Cool Palace, stuffed the draft of the regimental emblem into Zheng Shuanglong's hand, and after saying this to everyone, he took the lead in leaving the club classroom with full of vitality.
Looking at the draft of the regimental emblem stuffed by the spring of the cool palace, Zheng Shuanglong had a headache, it was really an SOS regiment, the regimental emblems were all SOS, and it was so abstract.
Zheng Shuanglong originally thought that the world of the round face he painted "Fullmetal Alchemist" was already abstract enough, but compared to the group emblem designed by Haruhi Suzumiya, it was really fantastic. It's an art that is both excellent and elegant! It's really a waste of Haruhi Suzumiya's painting talent.
After Suzumiya Haruhi left, the second one to leave was Asahina Minoru Kuru, only to see Asahina Minoru but looked at Nagato Yuki and Asakura Ryoko, with sagging shoulders and the back of leaving the club classroom with weakness, looking so sad and helpless.
However, whether it was the Lihua Song of Sanwu, or the aliens Yuki Nagato, Ryoko Asakura, and Zheng Shuanglong, who had comprehended Houhei to a certain extent, they did not stop her.
In Zheng Shuanglong's view, although he will be an ordinary person (?) It's a pretty bad thing to be dragged into this strange and dangerous society.
However, who called her the chosen candidate of Haruhi Suzumiya, the god of the gods. Disobeying the cool palace spring, as long as it doesn't violate Zheng Shuanglong's bottom line, he needs to use the power of the cool palace spring to deter Zheng Shuanglong, who has integrated the thoughts and thoughts, but he doesn't have that extra sympathy.
It was Ryoko Asakura who left after Asahina Minoru left, Ryoko Asakura, who sat quietly in the classroom for a while with a sweet smile, and looked at Yuki Nagato, who was quietly looking at books, Lihua So, who was calmly using a laptop, and Zheng Shuanglong, who was drawing seriously, and found that the three of them didn't seem to have the intention of leaving for the time being, so they stood up with a smile, and after saying hello to Zheng Shuanglong, Lihua So, and Nagato Yuki, they left the club classroom with their schoolbags.
The person who Ryoko Asakura needs to monitor is not only Zheng Shuanglong, in Ryoko Asakura's mission, the weight of Haruhi Suzumiya is heavier than Zheng Shuanglong who is holding the Yu disc, I don't know how much.
After all, Zheng Shuanglong's side only needs to pay attention to Yu Disc, and what Suzumiya Haruhi needs to pay attention to is Suzumiya Haruhi, a powerful existence. (To be continued.) )