I asked, "What kind of people?" ”

Lao Jia: "Seventeen or eighteen years old, similar to you, very ugly." ”

"Sock, how can I trust you when you say that?"

Lao Jia was in a hurry and took off his shirt directly.

I was stunned: "What are you doing?" ”

Lao Jia didn't say anything, snorted, and pulled his pants down to his ankles: "Look, does grandpa have the "Three Qing Tao Sutra" on his body?" This place, you can find it casually, grandpa, I have your surname. Don't think that I let other people do that, everyone knows the weight of the "Three Qing Tao Sutra", and I will definitely not hand it over to others for safekeeping. ”

Well, I chose to believe in Daoist Jia.

It's not because he took off his clothes, but because the starling just said that he was a young man in the wind in the jade tree.

It is arguing with Daoist Jia and will not lie to me.

I said, "How can I find him?" ”

Lao Jia: "Simple, I have moved a little bit on the "Sanqing Dao Sutra", as long as the "Sanqing Dao Sutra" sees the sunlight and moonlight, my compass can be sensitive. ”

As he was talking, Lao Jia's eyes suddenly lit up, and he took out a palm-sized compass from his underwear, and on the compass, the pointer turned around, pointing to the back of the old house.

He said excitedly: "There has appeared, in the back mountain!" ”

Me: "Let's go!" Take me to him! ”

Daoist Jia led the way, and the starling stood on his shoulder, chattering like a Tang monk.

Starling: "Old Jia, I said you should let me go." I don't blame you, I don't blame you. Maybe I'll reward you with a few beautiful women. How about a red-bellied golden pheasant? Tut-tut...... The feathers, the little tail, the little beak...... Oh, forgot, you don't like birds, shall I introduce you to an orangutan? On Longhu Mountain, there is a gorilla, oops, that big fat butt, it's unbearable...... Lao Jia, what do you say is the use of you holding me? We're both male, and I don't like to do it, and besides, a brave bird like me, even if I do it, it's you who pick up soap...... Why do you use soap? I also heard from those little Taoist priests on Longhu Mountain, can't you use shampoo and shower gel? Can't you use sesame oil......"

Jia Daoshi blew his beard angrily and glared: "Your grandma is a bear, and if you chirp crookedly, grandpa really plucked your hair." ”

I'm listening to two unscrupulous things doing things with one person, one bird, and two indecent things.

After walking for half an hour to the back mountain, all of a sudden, Daoist Jia stopped with a compass.

Starling stood on his shoulder, and hurriedly covered his head with two wings, trembling with fear.

I frowned and saw it.

Ahead, there is a funeral procession, coming on.

In the middle of the night, at midnight, someone is funeral?

Is this normal?

It's not normal, it's very weird!

The funeral procession was long, with a full 100 people.

All of them were dressed in white filial piety clothes, and copper coins cut out of yellow paper were scattered all the way.

The cold moonlight pierced through the leaves and fell in the middle of the ranks, a big red coffin, eerie and terrifying.

There was no crying, no noise, not even the sound of walking......

The funeral procession looked sluggish, expressionless, and rhythmic, and walked forward slowly.

The eerie atmosphere hit my face, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body.

Daoist Jia's face changed greatly!

It has changed, and then it has changed!

Embarrassing!

Although he lowered his voice, he still couldn't hide his panic and surprise: "A hundred ghosts carry the coffin!" ”

Not bad!

None of this funeral procession were people.

I didn't open my yin and yang eyes, but I could still see that in the funeral procession, the ghost aura was rising, and a dark cloud was almost hanging overhead.

Daoist Jia said anxiously: "Retreat!" Withdraw! Get out of the way and don't get in the way! Turn around, turn your back to them, close your eyes, and don't breathe! ”

He dragged me to the side of the road and turned around, his eyes and mouth closed, not daring to breathe.

I don't dare to be careless, although this product looks unreliable, and the Tao is not in the stream, I only know a little fur, but I really don't cover it.

I followed the example of Daoist Jia, closed my eyes tightly and held my breath.

The funeral procession slowly moved forward. I could see with the peripheral eye of my eyes that yellow paper money was fluttering in the sky, and even a few of them fell on me.

Suddenly, the funeral procession is gone!

They actually stopped.

I saw on the spot that Daoist Jia's legs were already weak, like sifting chaff, and he kept shivering. On the door of his head, cold sweat was already flowing.

Two ghosts dressed in linen and filial piety came up behind us, motionless behind us, staring at us both deadly.

After a few moments, two ghosts put their hands on our shoulders.

Dark blue and purple, rotten, shriveled fingers, with rotten flesh and white bones exposed, and a few corpse worms and maggots burrowing in their muscles.

The two ghosts were still in the ears of Daoist Jia and me, blowing gently in the wind.

Daoist Jia gritted his teeth in fright and kept chattering.

I thought he was chanting a spell, holding back his moves.

But when I listened carefully, I almost rolled my eyes in anger.

The goods repeated the phrase back and forth: "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south...... Nam no Amitabha...... Nam no Amitabha ......"

Paralyzing!

Are we Taoist priests?

At this critical moment, chanting the Buddha of yarn?

I gritted my teeth, my heart was horizontal, and I was ready to fight.

Grandma's, Lao Tzu is in excellent condition now, full of blood and blue, "Netherworld Five Hell Soul Refining Talisman" plus "Taiyin Mountain Ten Thousand Ghost Technique" can't kill a few evil ghosts? Even if there is a big boss in it, the master is not afraid, I still have a trick "Seven Steps to the West Fu", and send it to the underworld to report in minutes.

I really can't beat it, I can still be invisible, and it's not easy to escape.

I pinched the law and took a step, ready to make a move.

However, at this moment, Daoist Jia hurriedly grabbed my wrist, grabbed it tightly, didn't dare to turn his head sideways, glanced at me with his eyes, and blinked vigorously.

It's okay......

Those two ghosts, blowing in our ears for a long time, finally left.

The funeral procession moved slowly.

However, just when Daoist Jia and I were about to breathe a sigh of relief, something happened that made people want to scold their mother.

In the funeral procession, the blood-red coffin suddenly collapsed!

The coffin rolled over twice and fell to the right front of me and Daoist Jia.

The lid of the big red coffin was unraveled, and there was still a coffin inside.

A coffin one size smaller.

The small coffin, also red, is even more colorful!

Jia Daoshi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he was about to cry, his muscles on his face were spasming in fright, his lips and the corners of his eyes were jumping, he couldn't help but blurt out: "Hundred ghosts carry the coffin, and it is the letter coffin that is specially carried......"

What is a Hundred Ghost Carrying Coffin? What is a coffin? What is Daoist Jia afraid of?

But I don't have time to ask now.

The hundred evil ghosts dressed in filial piety clothes suddenly all went berserk, and they rushed over one by one, and knelt down around the coffin that had been turned over, and howled and cried!

Hundreds of ghosts cry together!

Jia Daoshi screamed strangely, couldn't hold back any longer, ran away, and shouted at me as he ran: "Boy, what are you still doing in a daze? Don't you want to die? Come on! ”