R:039.Can I get pregnant by holding hands? (6th Watch)
(The sixth shift of compensation, the fourth shift owed)
Time, eight o'clock in the evening, it was already dark
Location, Admiral's office
Character, Admiral, Glory, No. 110
Time, the Admiral subtly ruled the Glorious through some dishonorable means, and was broken by the 110th
"Wait a minute!"
The Admiral looked at Number 110, who was writing on the blackboard, and at that time he slapped the table, and 100,000 people came up with dissatisfaction.
"Damn, I didn't do anything at all! I'm honest now, I'm really hot! What the hell are you trying to do?! Rebellion! Lao Tzu didn't do anything! ”
"Then you're forcing me to do that kind of thing!"
"What kind of thing!"
"Are you still telling me to say it!"
“******! You said at noon that it doesn't matter to you, where is the courage! ”
"Both of you calm down a little bit of excitement, I think both of you are too excited now, wouldn't it be nice to be a little more harmonious?"
Let's calm down a little.
Looking at the two people sitting on the chair facing each other, No. 110 felt that his heart was filled with infinite joy.
What could be better than that? The reality of the plot at eight o'clock has unfolded, eh? This is a living love triangle! And there are also compulsion, secret rooms, and subordinates, which is simply amazing!
The most important thing is that every time I am knocked by myself! Every time it's your own face! What to do? Do I want to support the seniors of the enterprise account? Or do you support the domineering boss of the Admiral and force the Glory, a seemingly arrogant but innocent girl? Oops, ay, ay!! I feel so excited when I think about it!!
'Oh no, the saliva is coming out. ’
Wiping the saliva that was accidentally exposed at the corner of his mouth, No. 110 forcibly calmed the corners of his upturned mouth and pretended to have a serious expression.
It's not serious, it's not good, what if you laugh at this kind of thing when the time comes? Won't you have to watch it in the future? This must be an objective and neutral appearance.
At the very least, it should be superficially objective and neutral. Although the immature love of the predecessor of the enterprise is very tempting, it is not bad to think about it carefully, such as the cold president here......
“…… Number 110. Are you thinking about something weird? ”
"Huh? How so? Admiral, you feel wrong, right? ”
"I see you have a strange expression, huh?"
"Your delusion!"
Immediately cleaning up his expression, No. 110 coughed and patted the blackboard, trying to be expressionless.
"In general, things are going like they were just written, right? Except for the last point, which is controversial, everything else is okay? ”
"Nothing is a big deal. It's just me looking for the Glory to open a box. Inexplicably, it became like this. I swear to God, I didn't do any nonsense. ”
The Admiral sat in his chair and snorted coldly, out of breath.
I was already a little irritable when I came to this island, and this glory made such a show for myself.
What did you do? I didn't do anything! It's better to ask what this glorious is doing! The boy's fantasy is shattered!
Will you be able to mix on this island in the future? How many people heard that voice just now? Even if it's whitewashed in the future, what do you think? What do the deep seas think? What do humans think? Can I still marry a daughter-in-law in the future?
The illusion of the deep sea has been disillusioned, and it is estimated that the dream of the ship mother is also disillusioned if this voice goes down. Come to think of it, this idiot seems to be his own disaster, doesn't he? No matter how you look at it, there's nothing to help you, it's completely self-pitting.
It is worthy of being a deep sea work, and it is a loss in the spirit.
Gritted his teeth and glared at Glorious. The Admiral sighed, indicating that he had nothing more to say.
But for the Admiral's performance, the Glorious turned red with anger, and sat on the chair and sneered directly.
"Even though I did it, I still don't admit it."
"What did I do?"
"You know it in your own heart."
"Wo Ji ......"
"Okay, okay, don't quarrel anymore."
The peacemaker pulled the two people apart again, and No. 110 looked at the two people with a serious face in his excitement.
"From the point of view, the Admiral feels like he has done nothing. But what did the Glory feel like it had been done, and the point of divergence was here, wasn't it? So first of all. Admiral, what do you think you've done? ”
"I didn't do anything."
Sitting on the chair with a grunt, countless grass and mud horses galloped past in the Admiral's heart.
"I swear to God I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, I don't know what this stupid hat thinks, but I definitely didn't do anything out of the ordinary."
"You still say no! And you call me stupid! ”
"It's stupid! What's wrong! ”
"You bad-hearted man!"
"Damn—"
"Alright, alright! Calm down for both of you! ”
Once again, the two people who were almost fighting were separated, and Number 110 looked at the Glory with a kind expression on his face:
"Well, all in all, the differences are on your side. If you don't mind, can you just explain what the Admiral did to you? ”
“……”
Sit in a chair. The Glory lowered its head, blushed, and said a sentence as thin as a mosquito.
But no one in the room could hear what she was saying. No. 110 could only lean over and continue to ask:
"What were you talking about?"
“…… Hand in hand. ”
“……”
Ha?
Looking at the Glory, which was sitting on the chair and turned its head, the two reached out and plucked their ears. It felt as if I had misheard something.
"Didn't you humans say it......"
Facing the two dazed guys, the Glory was blushing, rubbing its hands a little uneasily, and twisting its head to the side.
"You write in your book...... Holding hands can lead to pregnancy or something...... It's just that I still don't have any problem lying in bed without touching me...... But hold hands without my consent...... What a dirty person...... Even if you love me, you can't be so rough...... Hum. ”
“……”
I'm **** immortal board.
Looking at the glory who turned his head away with a snort, the Admiral slapped his face and took a deep breath.
Then he turned his head to look at No. 110, who was trembling all over, covering his mouth and holding back a smile, patted her shoulder hard, squeezed it out from between her teeth, and said word by word:
"You, to me, are in charge of education, her basic knowledge of enlightenment. I don't want my reputation to suffer another inexplicable loss in the future because of this kind of fucking thing, okay? ”
"Poof...... Totally ......"
Looking at the back of the admiral walking out of the room trembling all over, and then at the glory sitting in the chair with a confused face, No. 110 still couldn't hold back and laughed out loud in the office. (To be continued.) )