Seeing the monkey master's neat order, Tassel pursed his lips and smiled, making him confused......

"See what? It's been ten years. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"If you can't see enough, whether it's ten, twenty, or thirty years, I'll just say that my apprentice is the best person in the world, you know? I came a long time ago, and I was always as keen as you didn't even see me, and you were like a bodhisattva at that time. ”

"With a knife, it should be a butcher."

"No, it's a bodhisattva." Tassel sighed, stood on tiptoe and touched the monkey master's head: "The apprentice has finally grown up......"

The focused man is indeed very attractive, just now the monkey master was really engrossed, so he didn't find that the tassel was next to him early in the morning, and his every move was seen by the tassel, that kind of monkey master is unprecedented, and in the tassel's opinion, there is even a halo behind him.

Unable to swallow the tassel's gentle eyes, the monkey lord turned his head sideways: "Go eat, I'm starving to death." ”

During the meal, the tassel told Duanmu how to cure the disease and save people in the afternoon, and she said that the monkey master was really like saving the suffering and saving Guanyin, with a holy breath everywhere.

And Duanmu frowned and looked at the monkey master: "You are in trouble." ”

"Hmm." The monkey master stuffed two mouthfuls of rice into his mouth: "The name of the divine doctor can't run away." ”

"But you have the ability, I saw that child, even if Hua Tuo was alive, he couldn't save it, and he actually let you save him alive?"

"It's not an incurable disease, and it's not a disease that can be cured." The monkey master pursed his lips, then leaned over to Duanmu and whispered, "After all, Lao Tzu is not an immortal. ”

"Hahaha, those Diao people don't think so, I heard them go crazy just now, you are the flesh and bones of the living dead."

"One a day, one more offense." The monkey master raised his eyebrows: "By the way, after dinner, go to the main hall to see if the box of cigarettes is still there." ”

"It's gone, I've just been there, it's gone." Duanmu looked at the monkey master and shook his head and sighed: "I really can't understand you, one hand is evil and the other hand is a saint, why should you." ”

"I'm willing, I'm willing to buy it."

"Okay, okay, you will, you will." Duanmu put down the bowl: "Tomorrow is the beginning of the martial arts competition, what are your plans?" ”

"Then it's up to Liu Songlin, haha." The monkey master tapped the table with his fingers: "Anyway, there is a good show to watch." ”

"You, bad guy." Duanmu sighed: "I don't dare to say that I'm bad in front of you, by the way, do you still go to play at night?" ”

"Are you addicted?"

"Ah...... No, no, I just don't want to give up halfway. ”

Go and go, the tassel doesn't want to move today, according to the monkey master's understanding of her, she may have come to the eldest aunt in the past two days, so she is quite tired. This kind of thing, what other trick can the monkey master have besides letting her drink more hot water? And as a sword spirit, she can come to the eldest aunt, this thing is a bit metaphysical.

Since she won't go, then Master Monkey will go with Duanmu. After a night, the monkey master actually almost forgot what the girl who rushed to be his boss yesterday looked like, but it seems that Duanmu seems to be obsessed with the girl whose elasticity is comparable to **** peeing cow pills.

The two of them changed their clothes, Duanmu also dressed up carefully, and specially sprayed the perfume that the monkey master specially configured for the tassel but refused to use the tassel for various reasons, and he wanted to go out to prostitute the bones, and the monkey master couldn't wait to slap him in the face.

Following the incomparably angry Duanmu, the monkey master was quite stressed, not because of Duanmu's sudden commotion, but because of the simple values of those ordinary people.

Along the way, what the hell is someone bowing to him wherever he goes? Is it because he saved two people? The news is spreading too fast, isn't it? There are 50,000 or 60,000 people in this town!

When it comes to crowded places, it is even more amazing, Duanmu is favored by girls, and the monkey master is stuffed with his hands full of food by grandfathers and grandmothers, uncles and aunts, what tea eggs, tea cakes, dried fish, stinky tofu, this simple value makes him a little unbearable, and when he found out that the father of the child he saved today was actually selling fruit in the market, he almost turned around and left.

But in the end, he couldn't leave, and the man didn't say anything thankful, just stuffed fruit into the monkey's already full arms, and saw the plug of the stitches, so that he could barely see his face before he gave up, and then he put aside and seemed to bring a basket back to the monkey master, which almost scared the monkey master......

"How's the kid?"

"It's much better, it's much better, the heat has subsided, I don't talk nonsense, I've woken up at night, I've eaten something and slept soundly. In the future, my dog's life will be yours, and I will do whatever you say I will do. ”

"What can you do...... Monkey shook his head: "Don't want that basket!" ”

"The best plum! This is a tribute, in previous years, it was only eaten by the emperor. ”

"I don't even want sacrifices!"

The monkey turned around and left, while the dog was still barking behind him: "Benefactor, wait for you to come back and take it back to eat, soak in wine and drink!" I can drink it until next year, and it's the best! ”

Duanmu smiled and looked at the monkey master holding a large pile of garbage, and shook his head with a smile: "What did I say?" Your reputation now is remarkable, living immortal. ”

"Get out, get some for Lao Tzu!"

"You look at me as a suave person, how can you look at what you are doing as a country man?"

"Do you want to take it? Don't take tomorrow for Lao Tzu to move out! ”

"Take it, I can't take it." Duanmu took a few beautiful apples from the monkey master with a bitter face: "Look, I took it." ”

"Okay, I'll go and salute you tonight, and get out of Lao Tzu!"

The two of them were making a fuss, Duanmu's eyes suddenly lit up, and then he stretched out his hand and kept shaking, and after the red lotus under the big locust tree saw Duanmu, she immediately ran over happily to this side......

"Tsk, it's unsightly...... It's unsightly. The monkey master looked at the running posture of the red lotus, shook his head and sighed: "This nasty size." ”

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, go and go."

Duanmu scolded in a low voice, then walked forward with a smile and handed the apple to Honglian: "How long have you waited?" ”

"I didn't ...... No, it's just ......" Honglian blushed and glanced at the monkey master: "Why did you let your scholar hold so many things?" ”

"Wait." The monkey master poked his head out from behind a large pile of things: "Who is the scholar?" ”

"Huh?" Honglian was stunned for a moment, and looked at Duanmu in surprise.

Duanmu hurriedly laughed: "What about your sister?" ”

"They're going over there to guess the lantern riddles, I'm ...... I'm afraid you won't find it, so I'll ...... I'm waiting for you right here......"

"That's good." Duanmu touched the head of the red lotus and smiled dotingly: "Let's go, guess the riddle while eating, I guess the riddle is a must." ”

"Really?" Honglian's eyes were shining, and she looked up at Duanmu: "I think it's so difficult......

"Who made you a little fool?"

The monkey master couldn't help it, and he was about to vomit when he heard it, so he stretched his neck and shouted: "Lao Tzu is going crazy, do you believe it?" ”

"Okay, okay, let's go."

Honglian looked at the monkey master, and then whispered to Duanmu: "Your scholar has a big temper. ”

"Growing up together, he's used to laughing, so ignore him."

In this era, it's so easy to pick up girls. The monkey master really sighed from the bottom of his heart, just Duanmu, a deflated girl, could easily soak such a high-quality girl. Really, even Master Monkey thinks that Honglian is a high-quality girl, regardless of her personality, just the kind of adoring and trusting look she looks at Duanmu is enough.

As soon as I arrived at the lantern riddle meeting, I heard Qinglian screaming, shouting loudly that it was unfair...... And Bai Lian was closing her eyes and meditating, and the little junior sister was shaking her feet and looking greedily at the small snacks in the hands of people who came over.

Soon, Qinglian saw the monkey master, she shouted happily, and then pointed to the person who made the lantern riddle and shouted: "You wait, my little brother is here!" Kill you! ”

After the monkey master came to Qinglian, Qinglian took an apple from his arms and gnawed it: "You can come, and bring something to honor me, it's so polite." ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes, put a bunch of things next to the little junior sister with a smile, and watched her happily swim in the snack pile before he spoke: "After all, how to meet the boss, how can you be decent without bringing something." ”

"Hmmm! Sensible. Qinglian patted the monkey master on the shoulder with satisfaction, and then pointed to the lantern riddle not far away: "That lantern riddle!" Above! ”

The monkey master glanced at it, and the riddle of the lantern riddle was "four big mountains and mountains to mountains, four big rivers and rivers to rivers, two Japanese characters side by side, and four words close to each other." This one...... It's so simple, kindergarten level 3.

"What's the good of me answering?"

"Hmm......" Qinglian pursed her lips and thought for a while: "Then I'll give you my hairpin!" ”

"What's the use of asking you to have a hairpin?"

Qinglian rolled her eyes and thought again: "You can ask the boss for me to help you when you are in trouble in the future." ”

"Okay." The monkey master shook his head: "You really don't have anything to give." ”

After speaking, he hooked the lamp off with a hook, picked up the pen next to him and wrote the word "Tian" on it, and then put it on the presiding officer of the lantern riddle meeting, who glanced at him, turned around and took down a small bell and handed it to him.

"Hahahaha!!!" Qinglian snatched the little bell, pointed at the host and said, "I asked you to wait, my little brother is here, you are dead!" ”

It's embarrassing...... Master Monkey feels so embarrassed, being with this guy is actually more embarrassing than being with tassels......

"Come, little brother! Let's go on, I'm going to win him all! ”

The monkey scanned the riddles and found that they were all kindergarten-level anagrams, which were not difficult at all, basically just for the ordinary working people to show their limited intelligence, and there was no challenge at all.

So...... What the monkey master wants to do is to smash the field? (To be continued.) )