294. The Eight Precepts of Excessive Fear
Zhu Bajie hurriedly apologized when he heard this, saying that he didn't mean anything about being a husband, he looked nervous, like a rookie.
"Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you"
Gao Cuilan sneered.
"Thank you for your understanding"
Zhu Bajie happily continued to walk forward.
Due to the arrival of night, the fog in the mountains is very heavy, and from time to time there is a tiger roaring wolf howling, Gao Cuilan, a lady who does not go out of the gate, of course, is scared and proposes to go back.
"Lady, don't worry, you don't have any other skills for your husband, but it's more than enough to deal with jackals, tigers and leopards in the mountains."
Zhu Bajie said very confidently.
Nonsense, although he was demoted to the mortal world and reduced to a monster, he still firmly remembered that over the years, he practiced diligently over the years, although he was not as good as his previous life, within a radius of several hundred miles, he could not cover him.
For example, the second sister of the egg in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain can be described as the hegemon of the Wusi Tibetan State, and she is not cultivated by him, and the pig is on the chicken nest.
But I don't know if the old pig is too much in demand, and the second sister died after only marrying the old pig for one year. The old pig can only go down the mountain to find it again, and by chance, when he saw Gao Cuilan's half face, the old pig swore that Gao Cuilan would not marry, so that there were many incidents.
"Well, lady, you seem to be heavy again!"
Zhu Bajie, who was walking in the fog, said suspiciously.
"Maybe the fog is so heavy that it's wetting my clothes, Ahh
Before Gao Cuilan could finish explaining, she sneezed.
Zhu Bajie, who loved his wife like his life, was distracted again, and said that he cared about Gao Cuilan's body.
After walking another path, passing through a low bush, Gao Cuilan is getting heavier and heavier, at least one hundred and fifty catties, although Zhu Bajie loves his wife like his life, he is not a fool.
"Cuilan, you"
Gao Cuilan also happened to think of something, and said with a sigh: "Husband, there is one thing that the concubine forgot to tell you, before you broke into the show building, a female crown came in and cast a spell on the concubine's body, saying that what kind of jack will make the concubine's body heavier and heavier." ”
"Nuguan, I saw her at the door, but I haven't seen her since, why did she cast a spell on you."
Zhu Bajie had the beautiful face of Hu Erniang in his mind, and he was puzzled.
"The concubine doesn't know"
Gao Cuilan's voice was very low.
"Okay"
Zhu Bajie let go of his doubts.
After a while, Gao Cuilan became heavier and heavier, saying that it was a thousand catties, but as a result, thousands of catties, tens of thousands of catties, hundreds of thousands of catties went up, and gradually Zhu Bajie couldn't bear it, panting like a cow.
"Huhu, lady, you, you're too heavy, you can't carry your husband anymore!"
Gao Cuilan raised her hand and asked.
"Hold on a little longer, on the mountain peak ahead, isn't that glowing cave?"
Zhu Bajie looked up and saw that it was really almost there, so he gritted his teeth and continued to walk forward, walking half the way, his steps became heavier and heavier, like carrying a mountain.
"Mother, mother, it's really not good to be a husband!"
Gao Cuilan feigned anger and said, "If you can't carry it, I won't marry you." ”
Zhu Bajie, who loved his wife like a slave, endured extreme exhaustion, continued to walk forward, and finally entered the cave at the moment when he was about to faint.
I have to say that the interior of the layout has taken a lot of thought, the inside of the cave, an open area, arranged like a palace, all kinds of precious furniture, gold and silver utensils, all kinds of brocade silk, all kinds of jade beds, musical instruments are piled up in the middle of all kinds of pearl treasures, exuding a strange brilliance, very good-looking, I don't know that I thought I had arrived at the royal treasure house.
Zhu Bajie, who had fainted, lay on the ground, and woke up after almost two hours, and the moment he woke up, he immediately thought of Gao Cuilan, and hurriedly said: "Lady"
"Concubine, here"
On the jade bed not far away, a graceful back wearing only a single coat is unusually charming against the backdrop of the light emitted by the pearls.
This is simply a tender and delicious little sheep, waiting for the big bad wolf.
Zhu Bajie was short of breath, regardless of the tiredness of his whole body, he walked over excitedly while undressing.
The graceful back also slowly turned around, and the side face was perfect.
"You!"
Zhu Bajie's eyes are about to fall out.
"Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise!"
Ruhua, who was wearing a single coat, turned around with a nose dropper movement.
"Ouch, my god, there's a monster!"
The thing under Zhu Bajie, who had been stripped naked, shrank suddenly, and the whole person jumped three feet high, and rushed out like a desperate escape.
But I don't want to have a flower standing at the door.
"Husband, everyone is in a hurry!"
"Youkai, youkai ......"
Zhu Bajie directly smashed through the wall on the side of the cave, broke out of the hole, and died in the mountains, but no matter where he went, there would be a flower waiting for him, calling him husband, saying that he wanted it very much.
This night, Zhu Bajie was frightened continuously, and his psychology caused great trauma, so that that thing could not be used.
I don't know when, the day dawned, the fog in the mountains had not yet dispersed, only a piece of rotten cloth wrapped in the lower body of Zhu Bajie, shrunk in the grass and shivered.
Hundreds of Ruhua gathered around, shouting Zhu Bajie to come out, and with a light cough out of thin air, hundreds of Ruhua turned into crickets and scattered.
It turned out that this night's Gao Cuilan and Ruhua were all crickets, needless to say, someone made it, and the effect was not bad, and the generalissimo of Tianpeng was almost nervous at this moment.
"Canopy, canopy......"
An ethereal voice, ethereal, seemed to come from above the Nine Heavens, and seemed to be in the ear.
"Chang'e, Chang'e, it's Chang'e's voice!"
Zhu Bajie crawled out of the grass stiffly, and saw a hazy and dreamy back, isn't it the back of Chang'e in the past, he has peeked for thousands of years, too familiar.
"Chang...... Chang'e"
Zhu Bajie shouted Chang'e's name with difficulty, and his mind was clear.
"Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise!"
Like a flower, she turned around with a nose dropping motion.
"Poof......
Zhu Bajie spewed out a mouthful of blood and fell straight down.
Ruhua was stunned for a while, lowered her head and spit on the ground, turned into a cricket and disappeared into the grass.
Soon, Chu Feng, who was dressed in a dark yellow robe, walked lightly, looked at the immortal Zhu Bajie, and sighed lightly.
"Won another one"
……
In the big forest three hundred miles away from Gao Laozhuang, a female crown dressed in a dark yellow robe sat cross-legged with a peaceful expression.
Not far from the root of the tree, a delicate bride, asleep, with her high breasts, rose and fell because of her breathing.
Suddenly, a few steps away, the sound of a broken tree branch was heard.
The crown and the bride opened their eyes at the same time.
"How's it going?"
Naturally, it was Hu Erniang who spoke.
"That pig demon is very scared, and when Xuanzang comes, he may not be able to recover."
Chu Feng said calmly.