Chapter 15: Killing Monsters (Part 1)

Mr. Bilbo Baggins is depressed at the moment!

This uncomfortable feeling was evident from the moment the blue-robed wizard Moreda handed him the glowing vial. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

I don't know what is in this little bottle, it's very hot!

So much so that he had to wrap the bottle in the canvas bag of dry food and the brown cotton cloth that had absorbed the rainwater.

It stopped it from emitting light, and at the same time, it also blocked out the burning sensation!

The hobbit was born to move silently through the forest, and his large, brown fur feet with thick pads would ensure that he wouldn't be noticed even if he circled around an ogre.

But the hobbit who hadn't gone far had a clear feeling that the bottle in his hand was evaporating the soaked rainwater, and the bottle in his pocket was steaming!

Bilbo Baggins remembers that before he came, he was also a hobbit, and Moreda repeatedly promised him that as long as he didn't die to pull the trolls' pants, he would never be discovered!

In fact, in the movie, he was caught by Tom's handkerchief when he sneezed because he was trying to steal the trolls' waist knife to cut the ponies' fence rope.

If he was a little more careful, even if he stole the knife, the trolls wouldn't know, absolutely wouldn't know!

Even a truly experienced hobbit snitch can take their stuff from the ogre's side with his eyes open.

As long as they don't make too much of a fuss, they won't know that they can even take the broth from their fires, take away the ale jugs, or even strip their clothes and return their weapons with branches.

As for Bilbo Baggins's great-great-great-uncle Tuk Howler, he would even stab the trolls before they were alert, and then the expedition team could spend the night directly in the trolls' dry camp.

But at this time, Bilboba Kings was bubbling out of his coat pocket like a white pillar, which made it difficult for him to hide from his figure, and it was difficult for him to replicate the feat of his great-great-uncle Howling Bull Tuke.

Even so, he was able to get close to the horse ring behind the three trolls, and standing in the horse pen with ropes, Bilbo Baggins' coat pocket was bubbling with white steam.

For a while, he was a little proud of the ability of his race, so that a novice like him could fool a strong person like a troll!

The hobbit took out this hot and humid cloth bag from his pocket, and the hot steam was so hot that he could barely hold it with his hands!

He wondered if the trolls would think of opening the bag to see what was inside!

He remembered what Thorin had said to him before he came: "If the plan fails, learn two calls from the barn owl and one call from the long-eared owl, and they will rush out to implement the second plan proposed by the blue-robed Moreda, drink the magic potion and rush out." ”

Bilbo Baggins wanted to learn a few barn owls and long-eared owls that he couldn't tell the difference, but he remembered the trusting gaze of Maleda the blue!

For a moment, Mr. Bilbo Baggins resisted the scorching air and picked up the bag from the ground......

"Yesterday's leg of lamb, today's leg of lamb, if it's not good, tomorrow it's still a leg of lamb!" Tom, the relatively skinny troll, grumbled.

"It's been a long time since I've eaten human flesh," said William, the second-largest troll.

Bert, the biggest troll with a horse spoon, gave William and Tom a mouthful and scolded, "That's a bantam!" Not a goat! ”

Tom, who was beaten, said: "I don't like to eat horse meat, is there any fat in horse meat that is not delicious, too chai!" ”

This time, without waiting for Bert to stretch out his hand to hit again, William took over and said: "That's better than the farmer, the farmer's thigh meat is old and woody, and the skin is the bone, and there is no chew!" ”

And then a small voice said to them, "Eat this, this is very tender!" ”

The three sluggish trolls looked back and found that a small man was standing between Tom and William talking to Bert!

This little man was so small that it was about the size of Tom's palm.

He was holding a steaming pocket in his hand, and his hand was red from the heat, but he still held it up.

As a rare good chef among trolls, Bert's professional habits make him think about whether this little thing can be eaten or not.

The second reaction was the steaming pocket, which should have been freshly made and eaten!

William scooped up Bilbo Baggins and exclaimed, "Mom, Bert, look what I've caught!" ”

"You caught this? He was just talking to me, how can you count it as caught? Bert pointed a spoon at William's head.

"What are you?" William, who was beaten, had no choice but to ask Bilbo Baggins.

"Bilbo Baggins, I'm a fly-uh-hobbit," said poor Bilbo, trembling as his little head turned desperately, hoping to figure out how to learn to call an owl before he was strangled to death.

"Not hungry hobbits?" They said with some surprise.

Trolls are rather sluggish, and anything new will cause great suspicion for them.

"Whatever the hell, you're not hungry hobbits, do you mean you're tender and delicious?" William asked.

"Can we throw it in the pot and cook him?" Tom, the youngest of them, smiled and suggested to Bert, who was wearing an apron.

"You can try it!" Bert couldn't wait to pick up the pot and said.

"It's not me, I'm talking about the bag that fell to the ground!"

Bilbo was scared, but he could still remember what he was doing.

"What is this?" Bert asked, reaching out and scooping up the small pocket on the ground with a spoon.

"This is the most delicious food!"

Bilbo's breathlessness tried to coax the trolls: "Kind sir, don't cook me to eat!" I'm a good cook myself, and the food I cook is much better than my own, and here are the dishes I cook! ”

"I hope you didn't lie to me," William said as he pinched the contents of the bag with two fingers to open it, "and though it's small enough to stuff my teeth, I'm fed up with Bert's cooking!" He's a fake chef! ”

"Rip it off, pull it off!"

Bilbo Baggins squinted his eyes slightly and prayed, afraid of being blinded by the sun, and wanted to see him tear open the bag with his own eyes!

"You say I'm a fake chef! You dare to call me a fake chef? ”

Bert's big spoon was faster than he spoke, and it quickly whipped William in the face, knocking him over and breaking up the campfire between the three men.

And the steaming bag was whipped away and fell into the fire!

"Hey! Just a little bit! Bilbo, who was thrown to Tom during the fight between the two trolls, sighed!