Burning account books to collect people's hearts

I walked into the hall with Miao Yiding, the housekeeper of the sixth master, and he said goodbye to me, and walked quickly along the right side of the banquet hall to the wooden platform. I took advantage of everyone's lack of attention and quietly returned to my original position.

When the black bull saw me coming back, he complained: "It's really a lazy donkey grinding and urine!" Eight Thompsons are hanging above your head, you still have a mind**! ”

I kicked him with my foot, hinted at the wooden platform to him, and said, "When this fire burns my buttocks, I have to hold my urine too!" Just look at it! ”

With that, I glanced at the wooden platform and found that Gao Moli was looking at me sideways. I guess I left without permission just now, which scared him a lot, and when he saw me back in his seat, he withdrew his gaze.

The sixth master sat on the Taishi chair, wiping the sweat on his forehead with a silk brocade handkerchief dipped in blood, his sweat came suddenly, I don't know if it was because of the sudden onset of illness, or because it was inappropriate to kill people in public, in short, the sweat oozed out layer after layer, and the sixth master wiped it non-stop.

Miao Yiding held the note and business card I wrote in one hand, pulled the hem of the robe in the other, walked up the wooden platform along the stairs, leaned over on the side of the sixth master, muttered a few words, and handed the note and business card to the sixth master.

This scene, the people in the audience saw it clearly, and they all looked up at the stage curiously, waiting for the sixth master to speak.

Hei Niu couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, and asked in a low voice, "Old Su, is this a trick you played?" ”

I didn't answer the words of the black bull, and smiled confidently.

Hei Niu frowned and muttered, "You gave the butler that business card, isn't it...... Isn't it the auction house Zhu or something? You are so bold, and you are not afraid that the housekeeper will recognize you and expose it on the spot! ”

I put my hand next to my mouth seemingly inadvertently, and said to him: "The surname Zhu looks like it is the first time to participate in the birthday banquet, otherwise, which old guest still distributes business cards everywhere?" This kind of person must rarely come, or even never come to the Sixth Master's Mansion, and the housekeeper is naturally not familiar with him. In this way, impersonating him is not afraid of being exposed by the housekeeper at all. ”

Hearing this, the black bull secretly gave me a thumbs up, and then, like everyone else, craned his neck and stared at the wooden platform. I saw that the sixth master glanced at the business card, put it on the table, opened the note, and frowned and looked at it for half a minute.

"What did you write? It's time to read even an essay! Black Bull asked nervously.

I replied lightly: "I wrote six words: burn the account book and collect people's hearts." ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw the sixth master's frowning brows stretched, put away the Jinpa who wiped his forehead, and whispered to the housekeeper, and the housekeeper nodded.

The sixth master turned his head to look, and found that the guests in the audience all pulled their necks to look at the stage, stood up, shook the note symbolically, laughed, and said: "No, there is a brother who is hungry and urging him to start eating, everyone wait a while, let's start!" ”

While speaking, the housekeeper commanded two strong men to carry a large copper basin to the stage, the diameter of the copper basin is more than one zhang, and the body of the basin is carved with dragons and phoenixes, which looks like some antiques of some years.

There was an uproar in the guest group, and everyone couldn't guess what the sixth master wanted. The principals at the stall were even more trembling, all looking at each other with solemn expressions, and their eyes were full of nervousness and fear.

The sixth master turned around and smiled at the principals, cleared his throat, and said in a long voice: "Brothers have been saddled for me for so many years, I believe in you, sixth master, just now, I eliminated those two scum in front of everyone, because I knew early on that they had hidden dissenting intentions and filled their pockets. Not to get rid of it is not enough to calm the anger of the people. I don't need to look at your ledgers anymore, but I ordered my men to bring a copper basin and decided to 'burn the ledgers to show the grace of the Lord.'" In the coming year, I hope that everyone will keep to themselves and make the antique business the best. ”

After the sixth master finished speaking, the strong man's assistant beside him collected the kraft paper bags in the hands of the principals one by one and threw them into the copper basin. Ledgers with brown paper bags were piled up in a small hill, and a spike popped out of the copper basin.

The butler sprinkled some gasoline on the brown paper bag and handed an old-fashioned aluminum lighter to the sixth master.

The sixth master smiled at the guests in the audience and said, "Let everyone laugh!" With that, he turned on the lighter and threw it into the copper basin with his hand. In an instant, flames more than a foot high burst out of the copper basin, reflecting the entire wooden platform more brilliantly.

All the stall directors were stunned and stood aside in a daze.

Among the guests seated, I don't know who took the lead in shouting "Grace and power!" The sixth master is wise! In an instant, all the guests stood up and shouted.

The head of the stall on the wooden platform was even more inspired and shouted loudly.

For a while, the shout of "Enwei and Grace, the Six Masters are Wise" resounded throughout Cuihuaxuan!

The fire was flickering, the shouts were rising and falling, and an excited look appeared on the sixth master's face, and he bowed his hand to everyone again and again.

Hei Niu and I also shouted with everyone, and the shouting lasted for more than a minute, and the sixth master signaled with both hands, and everyone stopped.

The butler walked down the stage with all the stall directors and led them to the side hall to rest and eat. Before Gao Moli left, he looked at the sixth master, and then at me, I shook my head at him, signaling him not to act rashly. Gao Moli had no choice but to leave with everyone, but there seemed to be unwillingness on his face.

The sixth master excitedly arched his hand to the guests in the audience, and said symbolically modestly: "Thanks to the praise of all friends, I dare not be the sixth one!" Today's birthday banquet is the year of my Jiazi, and the reason why I invite all friends in the rivers and lakes is to want everyone to gather together and have a lively time, and secondly, I have something to announce to you. ”

Everyone sat down again, listening intently to what the sixth master was about to announce.

The sixth master glanced around and said slowly: "Don't hide it from you, I have a treasure map that records the tomb of the Ming Dynasty, and in the near future, I will take someone to transport the treasure." I would like to take the opportunity of this birthday banquet to solicit two righteous men from the rivers and lakes who understand feng shui and have experience in entering the tomb, and go to the treasure land together to raise the coffin and make a fortune! ”

After that, the sixth master pointed to the large round table at the front and added, "If you are interested, please take the initiative to sit at this table." Let's talk about big things. ”

The crowd was like a fried pot, and it seemed that there were countless treasures in front of everyone, and they were excitedly talking about the tomb of the Ming Dynasty in the mouth of the sixth master.

I was surprised in my heart, the sixth master was originally from a family of inverted dou, and he had the true inheritance of his ancestors, and he learned the skill of finding the dragon and positioning it with one hand, and he had stolen countless ancient tombs over the years. Now, why are you suddenly recruiting feng shui magicians from everyone? Among them, I'm afraid there is something else!

After hearing this, the black bull whispered excitedly: "What's the matter, Lao Su, the opportunity has come!" Why don't we just sit down and try it? ”