Chapter 420: Egg Pain
She stabbed us in the back and now wants us to give her some favors?
Tang Jian smiled, you are so afraid that you are living in a dream!
Xiao Ya, Xiao Ya, this woman is really not elegant at all!
She still thinks that these dirty things she did can get away with foolishness, and no one knows?
Tang Jian couldn't help but sarcastically: "Since she wants me to write a song for her, then I'll sell her one!" ”
Liu Yuyan still thought that she had heard it wrong, when did this little slut become so kind? actually agreed to sell songs to Xiao Ya, a cheap woman?
She touched Tang Jian's forehead, well, it was a little hot, and it was also a little red, probably because they had just finished strenuous exercise and took a hot bath.
"Broken, broken, broken!" Liu Yuyan suddenly said: "Husband, did you accidentally get into the water in your brain when you took a bath just now?" ”
“……”
Tang Jian is also convinced, even Liu Yuyan, the daughter-in-law, knows how to joke and tell cold jokes!
He stroked a bunch of Liu Yuyan's long hair and said, "I found that the words of long hair and short knowledge, big chest and no brains are actually quite accurate for you!" ”
Liu Yuyan straightened her chest, suddenly flashed Tang Jian's waist, and asked, "Is it really big?" ”
“……”
Tang Jian almost fainted to death, when did this daughter-in-law become like this?
Is this still the Liu Yuyan he knows?
Tang Jian coughed and said, "Is your chest big or not, don't you have a little B number in your heart?" ”
"No, I'm inflated!" Saying that, Liu Yuyan couldn't help laughing, she was actually very satisfied with her figure, and she usually paid attention to diet and maintenance, so she naturally had a B number in her heart!
She asked, "This Xiao Ya is so vicious and disgusting, why do you still sell her songs?" ”
Tang Jian replied: "You don't understand this!" The best way to deal with a woman like her is to give her a taste of sweetness first, and then let her taste despair! Don't you find this strong sense of contrast particularly enjoyable? ”
Liu Yuyan snorted: "It's not fun at all!" Anyway, I just don't want to be ruined by someone like her to spoil your songs! ”
Tang Jian put his arm around Liu Yuyan's shoulders, let her get closer, and said, "I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet!" Even if I agree to sell the song to her, she has to accept the price of the song! ”
Next, Tang Jian asked Liu Yuyan to reply to Xiao Ya, saying that he could write a song for Xiao Ya, but the price was 2 million yuan, and this was sold cheaply for Liu Yuyan's sake, otherwise it would cost four or five million yuan to sell it to others!
Looking at the news sent by Liu Yuyan, Xiao Ya sneered in her heart, 2 million yuan for a song, why don't you go and rob the bank!
Xiao Ya felt that Liu Yuyan was too scheming, and she was afraid that her singing of Tang Jian's new song would affect her popularity and status in the music world, so she deliberately promised herself, saying that Tang Jian could write songs for herself, but a song would cost 2 million yuan!
In this way, only a fool would spend 2 million yuan to buy Tang Jian's songs!
Obviously, she Xiao Ya is not a fool!
Don't talk about 2 million, even if it's 1 million, she doesn't give it up, the ghost knows if the songs bought for 1 million will allow her to return to her roots in the end?
scolded Liu Yuyan with a sneer in her heart, but Xiao Ya pitifully replied to Liu Yuyan with a voice: "2 million a song is too expensive, Sister Yuyan, you make him cheaper!" Sister, I've been short of money lately, otherwise we sisters, how can we care about the problem of more money and less money. ”
This sentence of Yuyan's sister and sister made Liu Yuyan feel disgusting when she heard it!
This woman's skin is no longer simply thick, but there is no skin at all!
They only chatted a few words when the show was recorded and added friends. As a result, now this shameless woman is embarrassed to stab Liu Yuyan in the back, while calling Liu Yuyan her sister, and even talking about her sister!
Disgusting woman!
Shameless woman!
A femme fatale!
Liu Yuyan replied to Xiao Ya: "I'm sorry, I can't be the master of this, I sold the song "The First Dream" to Tianxue a few days ago, but I charged her 2.5 million yuan, you can also ask Tianxue." And if I hadn't opened my mouth, he wouldn't have easily written songs for singers other than acquaintances. ”
Hehe!
Xiao Ya obviously didn't believe what Liu Yuyan said, in her opinion, Liu Yuyan was clearly afraid that the new song written by Tang Jian would become popular, and it would affect Liu Yuyan's development and future at that time, so she found these excuses to refuse!
After all, peers are enemies!
What's more, they are still competing on the same stage!
Xiao Ya snorted coldly, and then replied aggrievedly: "Okay, I know, that bothers you." ”
That tone is just like a deep resentful woman, I hear that miserable, I feel pity!
It's as if the best sister suddenly abandoned her because of a little profit, and cut off her robe and break her righteousness!
I have to say that this Xiao Ya is really a drama spirit full of drama!
Liu Yuyan looked at Xiao Ya's avatar with disdain and said, "Her aggrieved and sad tone makes her want to scold people when she hears it!" ”
As Tang Jian said, this Xiao Ya is not necessarily willing to spend so much money to buy his songs!
It stands to reason that 2 million yuan for a song is not expensive in Tang Jian's dictionary, if the target is Luo Tianxue, it is estimated that Luo Tianxue will buy it ruthlessly.
After all, Luo Tianxue's last song cost 2.5 million to buy, and recently asked Tang Jian for a song, and Tang Jian even quoted her a price of 3 million per song.
So, where is 2 million a song expensive?
Hang Da stood up and said, where is the price of 2 million a song!
Liu Yuyan looked at Tang Jian, and then asked, "Do I want to reply to her next?" ”
"Reply, of course you have to reply! The best is yet to come! ”
Tang Jian began to make suggestions, Liu Yuyan then sent two messages to Xiao Ya, and then sent a new song to the past, and couldn't help laughing: "What do you say she will have when she watches this song?" ”
Tang Jian smiled: "I must have a face that stinks like a piece of!" ”
After speaking, Tang Jian changed his words: "No, using to describe it feels like an insult to, compared with Xiao Ya, can be included in the cute category!" ”
Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes, she patted Tang Jian's thigh, and was about to say a word Can you not be so disgusting, but she heard Tang Jian scream.
said two words with a not very good-looking face: "The egg hurts ......"
The air was suddenly quiet, Liu Yuyan was a little at a loss, and she wanted to laugh a little, she didn't mean to, she just wanted to pat Tang Jian's thigh, but she accidentally slapped the line and photographed Xiao Jianjian in the middle......
Fortunately, the strength is not big, otherwise she will have no shame to face Xiao Jianjian in the future, and they have no crystallization of love, if she slaps it badly, what will she do in the future?
Ahem!
Liu Yuyan slipped away and said, "I'll go boil two eggs to make up for my mistakes!" ”
Tang Jiandan said bitterly: "Liu Yuyan, you stop!" You honestly confess, did you not satisfy you just now, so you want to be ruthless? ”
“……”
Liu Yuyan almost fell to the ground one by one, and then she looked back and smiled, threw her wink, and said, "You are so powerful, don't you have a little B number in your heart?" ”
“……”
At this moment, Tang Jian was messy!
This daughter-in-law has learned badly, and sure enough, she is close to Zhu and black, and she shouldn't have taught her these knowledge points!
Thinking about it, Tang Jianzhuo missed the pure Liu Yuyan who blushed and heartbeat as soon as he drove......
At this time.
In another place, Xiao Ya looked at her phone and frowned, Liu Yuyan sent her a song, saying that it was a new song created by Tang Jian, and asked her what she thought, if she thought it was worth 2 million, then the song would be sold to her, if it was not worth it, forget it.
However, the title of this song seems to Xiao Ya as if it has been ridiculed and despised in Xiao Ya's eyes!
"Ugly!"
This Liu Yuyan actually sent herself a song called "Ugly Eight Monsters"!
Rage +100......
Rage +110......
I felt inexplicably unhappy, especially the lyrics, the more I watched it, the more Xiao Ya felt that she was being ridiculed and despised by Liu Yuyan!
"If the world is dark, I'm beautiful."
"Ugly, can you please don't turn on the lights."
"As long as you're hypocritical enough, you're not afraid of the devil, are you?"
When she saw this lyric, Xiao Ya, who was frowning, suddenly widened her eyes, and she couldn't help but chuckle in her heart, as if the matter had been revealed!
Liu Yuyan's cold and contemptuous expression suddenly appeared in her mind, and then she pointed her nose and scolded her for hypocrisy......
At this moment, Xiao Ya was a little panicked.
It can't be that Liu Yuyan knows about it, right?
Or is the song purely an accident, a coincidence?
No way!
Even if the water army broke the news, she couldn't have known that I did it, so this song must be a coincidence!
And creating a song is not something that can be completed in a few minutes, that is to say, this song is a new song that Tang Jian created early on, but Liu Yuyan doesn't like it, and Tang Jian has no plans to release it for the time being, so he sent it to her to see if she wants to buy it!
Thinking about it this way, Xiao Ya didn't panic.
Not long after, she rejected Liu Yuyan, and said with a smile that this "Ugly Eight Monsters" is not suitable for fairy singers like them to sing, and asked Tang Jian if there were any other new songs, so that she could open her eyes and learn to learn.
At this time, Liu Yuyan's mood was very comfortable, she liked this song "Ugly Eight Monsters" very much, especially the sentence "Ugly Eight Monsters, in fact, it's not strange to see more", like Xiao Ya, an ugly Eight Monster with an ugly heart, she has really seen a lot, so she is used to it.
The egg pain has passed, and Tang Jian guessed that Xiao Ya would definitely not be willing to spend 2 million yuan to buy his songs, and it was impossible to be attracted by this "Ugly Eight Monsters", but the results he wanted to see had already come out!
Eating the boiled eggs that Liu Yuyan peeled and stretched to his mouth, Tang Jian commanded like an emperor: "These chat records will be screenshotted and saved first, and when the truth is revealed, these chat records will be exposed, making Xiao Ya desperate!" ”
Saying that, Tang Jian said again: "Wait, screenshots don't work, this voice is a bit troublesome, it's better to record it as a small video!" ”
Listening to Tang Jian's instructions, Liu Yuyan suddenly realized, she didn't expect this little slut to invisibly give Xiao Ya a set!
If it really comes to that time, Xiao Ya will be a real ugly monster!
Not to mention, Liu Yuyan is looking forward to this day!
She doesn't have a trace of pity for Xiao Ya, because Xiao Ya's personality is really disgusting, she is happy on the surface, but she is too gray and wolf in her heart, and she is friends with this kind of person, and she doesn't know if she will be sold one day!
Now on the Internet, there are water armies everywhere spraying her and Tang Jian, and the culprit is Xiao Ya, who just sent a message to comfort her and asked her not to be affected by trolls!
No longer replying to Xiao Ya, Liu Yuyan brushed her teeth, drank a glass of boiling water, and then climbed into bed and fell asleep with Tang Jian's arm on her arm.
She was used to going to bed early and waking up early, and half past ten was already a late night for her.
……
The next morning.
In the office of the "Voice of Nature" program team, people are waiting for the announcement of the ratings, and they don't know if the episode of the program broadcast last night can break the previous ratings record?
However, some people began to worry about the prospects of the show: "Liu Yuyan feels cold, this Internet is full of her comments, even our show has been sprayed so badly, saying that our program team has received Liu Yuyan's money, what is the shady scene." ”
"It's just a group of celebrity brainless fans arguing! No matter how exaggerated this online spray is, it is useless, judging from the number of webpage views and audience comments of this issue, it shows that the quality of this issue is still feasible, and the song "A Smile Alluring City" sung by Liu Yuyan has also become the most popular single now! ”
"There are many people who are popular, and that's what I said! However, the registration conditions for our show are really not very good, celebrities compete with ordinary people, and it is inevitable that some people will gossip and then make a big fuss. ”
"What the are you doing here? For us, all comments and public opinion are not important, what matters is ratings! As long as the ratings can go up, even if our program team is squirted out, it's worth it! ”
That's true!
At this time, someone walked back with the ratings table.
The corner of his mouth said proudly: "I just said that Liu Yuyan is here in this issue, and she is singing Tang Jian's new song, and the ratings will definitely be better than the first two episodes!" ”
"How much? How much have the ratings risen? ”
“3.69%!”
When this data came out, the directors of the program team were surprised!
This episode of the show not only broke through the 3% rating, but also increased by 0.69%!
Tang Jian and Liu Yuyan's current audience influence is so exaggerated? There was no Liu Yuyan in the first two episodes, and there was no Tang Jian's new song, but the ratings just reached 2%, and in this issue, Liu Yuyan was there, and Tang Jian's new song appeared on stage, and the ratings could almost be doubled!
As a variety show director, this is the first time he has encountered this kind of ratings increase, and it is the first time he has encountered this kind of audience group who is picking up the show!
I feel that these viewers seem to be controlled by Tang Jian and Liu Yuyan in secret, which is even more mysterious than watching fantasy!
If Liu Yuyan still sings Tang Jian's new songs in the next episode, and the ratings and webpage playback are still so good, then it can basically be determined whether Tang Jian and Liu Yuyan's influence is so awesome!