Seventy-six, ouch, scumbag!

"Then I was taken away, and then a blonde beauty in a straitjacket told me to get used to it for a while. If you can adapt, you stay. ”

At dinner, Deng Jin was already sitting in the living room of the monkey master's house, eating a bowl of cold noodles, and unhurriedly explained to Ye Fei what happened after he was taken away.

At this moment, Deng Jin has completely lost the aura of the rich second generation, he is a novice in Tacheng, an inexplicable novice, more than the most rookie, and there is no official customs clearance certificate. But he was the one who was introduced by Nephiten, and no one would drive him away even if it was a piece of.

As for what will happen to him in the end, it is not controllable by manpower.

"Where are you staying at night?" Ye Fei asked casually: "There is no hotel in Tacheng." ”

"I sleep on the couch."

"It's useless for you to tell me." Ye Fei smiled contemptuously: "It's only useful to talk to the one inside." ”

The one in it is the monkey master who is huddled in the room playing games and scolding, he has been staying at home for a long time, this kind of life of eating and waiting for death is simply too much to his liking, every day and now he lives a life like a disabled person, hiding in the room and not coming out, eating has to be sent in, during the day Ye Fei and they go out to train, he can sleep alive for a day, eat a pack of instant noodles when he is hungry, and tap water directly when he is thirsty.

"Then I'll go talk to him."

"Go ahead."

Deng Jinsan wiped his hands after eating the noodles in two bites, walked to the door of the monkey master's house and knocked lightly, but the monkey master didn't even reply...... No, there was no response, and I was concentrating on typing a copy.

Deng Jin leaned against the door and waited for a while, until the monkey master took off the earphones from his ears and threw them on the table: "Damn, a bunch of Sabi!" ”

After scolding, he slowly turned his head and glanced at Deng Jin: "What are you doing here?" ”

"I ......" Deng Jin was still a little trembling in front of the monkey master, and he swallowed his saliva: "I want to spend the night." ”

"Oh, whatever. There's just someone living in the training camp, so you can stay in his room. ”

The monkey master took off his headphones and walked out of the door, and when he passed by Deng Jin, he suddenly stopped: "You are really ignorant." ”

"Huh?" Deng Jin was also blindsided: "What...... What's wrong? ”

"I don't know what to bring with me? Just empty-handed? ”

"Next time...... I will give it next time by all means next time. ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes and walked to the dining room, picked up the meal that Ye Fei had prepared, and ate it in a big gulp. Deng Jin looked sad next to him, because his own thing was a bowl of noodles, but in addition to beef, the big monkey's dinner also had a plate of shiny sea cucumbers, which looked quite good.

"I'll discuss something with you......" Ye Fei knelt on the stool, leaning against the table with her upper body in her hands, plus her tights, her curves were soft and sultry: "Tomorrow...... A couple of girls from our group want to throw a party, you see......"

"What kind of party can you hold, it's **** party." The monkey master took a sip of his drink: "If you want to go, go and pull me to do something." ”

"Come with me...... It's time for you to socialize a bit, it's not good to be in the house every day. The room is not ventilated, you don't exercise every day, you see your little belly is up, your beard is not tidied up, and your hair is messy. ”

The monkey master glanced at her, ignored her at all, but put down the bowl and looked up at his watch: "I won't tell you, I'm going to play the epic book." ”

"Wait...... Wait, ahhhh ”

Ye Fei dragged the monkey master's arm with both hands, and his whole body rubbed on the ground, a typical trick to start his hand, if this trick still doesn't work, the following will definitely become a thigh-hugging routine, this is a routine, a typical routine.

This is the daily interaction between the two people, but in Deng Jin's opinion, it is amazing, okay. Ye Fei is a goddess from any point of view, she wants to have a figure, her eyes to have eyes, her facial features to have facial features, and her temperament, this kind of goddess who is hard to find is now playing tricks with a sloppy man on the ground, if it weren't for Deng Jin knowing that this sloppy man is the No. 1 fish dragon on the ladder, I'm afraid he would have to go up and pretend to be forced......

"Don't bother me." The monkey master shook his arm and shook Ye Fei's chest like water with waves: "Do whatever you like." ”

"Captain...... You've said it! The purpose of our team is not to take the initiative, not to refuse, not to admit and not to be responsible, you can't refuse me. ”

"Huh?" The monkey master raised his eyebrows: "I didn't say it." ”

"You just don't admit it," Ye Fei felt that he had given himself a mouthful ......after speaking, and he didn't admit that he was not responsible, but didn't he say it.

Deng Jin walked up from behind at this time and coughed lightly: "Why don't you ...... Shall I go with you? ”

Master Monkey looked at him sideways: "I don't like to pretend to be forced, and I'm not interested in going to that kind of occasion." ”

He doesn't like to pretend? Deng Jin was stunned next to him, he doesn't like to pretend to be forced, who still likes to pretend? He was pretending to be forced when he said this, I have never seen such a brazen person.

"Okay, okay, even if you help me." Ye Fei finally used the trick of hugging her thighs, wearing a ghost agent uniform and hugging her thighs, which was particularly tempting: "As long as you are willing to go, you can let me do anything." ”

"You have to do whatever I ask you to do now, don't go, don't go."

"I'll cry to you!"

"You won't even show me if you die."

"Lu Fanlei! Don't go too far! Ye Fei hugged her thighs and spoke righteously, looking less serious: "Don't go to tomorrow...... No, let's eat fried chicken this week. ”

The monkey master thought for a while: "Then I will eat steamed buns tomorrow." ”

"I'll die for you!"

Gold smiled.

"You go and die." Ye Fei shook off the monkey master's legs: "Don't forget it!" ”

Deng Jin next to him blinked, and finally couldn't help interjecting: "Can you allow me to say a word...... What is a golden smile? I've eaten all over the world, but I've never heard of this kind of bun. ”

As soon as he heard this question, the monkey master's eyes lit up, and he straightened up and took a deep breath: "Golden Smile is the ultimate pastry in the final duel held in Shanghai that year, the first pastry in the mainland, made by Master Xie, the ultimate pastry to compete with the Four Gods Seafood Eight Treasure Buns, using beef and vermicelli as fillings, cutting a hole in the bun skin and smearing a layer of egg yolk, and putting it in the oil pan with high-temperature oil to ......."

Before he finished speaking, Ye Fei waved his hand and signaled Deng Jin to get out of here, but obviously the monkey master didn't give him this chance, cleared his throat and continued: "This is a laughing bun, that is, the oil that seeps into the cracks of the bun is not only the meat piece, but also the inner layer of the bun skin and the outer layer of the vermicelli are tightly sealed, so that the vermicelli absorbs the gravy and stays completely inside, at this time, the moisture in the bun skin turns into water vapor and fills the bun, and then the bun skin will reopen the cracks of the bun skin under the action of steam, The two different convective gases will lighten the pieces of meat that have passed the juice and then collide in the hollow inside the bun, so that the bun makes a sound like laughter. ”

"I'm sorry, I really can't do it...... Ye Fei said dejectedly: "Can you take care of your secondary two disease a little, I just want you to accompany me to a party, you can't kill me." ”

", is it a crime to worship a special chef, why is it the second middle school!"

"Does your food shine?"

"The details aside." The monkey master picked his nostrils: "But for your pitiful sake, I'll be merciful to accompany you, but you have to work hard to study how to make gold and laugh, you know?" ”

"Got it...... Got it......"

The monkey master entered the house again to play the game, Ye Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Deng Jin stepped forward and wanted to speak with a surprised face, but Ye Fei shook his head at him: "I know what you want to ask, he is intermittently mentally abnormal, but there is nothing else except for the second second, just get used to it." Today is a small master of China, yesterday he was Kenjiro, the day before yesterday was more normal, and the day before yesterday always thought that he was Hideyoshi Onizuka...... Anyway, it depends on what cartoon he watched that day, I just saw him downloading Saint Seiya, and tomorrow maybe you can see Pegasus Meteor Fist. ”

"Hehe......" Deng Jin chuckled, indicating that he didn't understand the world of masters......

Not long after dinner, Jiangang also came back from training, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Deng Jin who was sitting on the sofa watching TV: "How did you come here with this stupid X?" ”

"I ......"

Deng Jin explained to Jian Gang again unhurriedly, and then sighed, because he found that Jian Gang was not listening to him at all, and was lowering his head to have fun and having fun, shaking his feet with a leisurely face.

Early the next morning, according to Ye Fei's suggestion, Deng Jin went straight to the ghost agent's headquarters, he didn't have any ability, and his IQ was not so perverted, so the only place that could accept him was the ghost agent's side. However, it seems that he is quite unlucky, except for the two garrison officers on duty today, the others are collectively off-duty, and the ones on duty are replaced by signal flags...... It's a group of weird and weird babbling guys, and Deng Jin calls them magicians......

"This is the Signal Banner Information Office, is there anything wrong?"

Deng Jin stood at the front desk and looked at the strange girl with only one eye just above the bridge of her nose, and snorted: "Please...... Excuse me, where is the toilet? ”

However, his excuse to use the toilet was decisively recognized by the huge one-eyed girl who sat there and couldn't see it, and stood up to a full two meters three, and finally he was carried to the office of the president of the signal flag......

Sitting inside was the blindfolded uncle who had met yesterday, and Deng Jin called him in his heart...... Blind monk.

"It's good to call a blind monk if you fight, but it's not good to call a blind man, right?" Guangbo raised his head slightly: "Sit down, I didn't have time to talk yesterday, you just happened to be here today, so I'll ask Ami to bring you in." ”

"You...... Hello. Deng Jin didn't know why he knew what he was thinking, but there were already too many strange things here, and there was no need to be too surprised: "I ......"

"How much do you know about Nephilim?"

"...... Milk flying? Be...... Is it a pastor? ”

"Well, you don't know him." Guangbo pouted: "But since he recommended you, are you interested in joining the Signal Banner?" ”

"Signal flag...... What is it? ”

Guangbo was stunned for a moment, but as a grandmaster-level spiritual psychic, he had long been able to control his emotions freely, so he quickly recovered his appearance of Gujing Bubo: "Well, then I'll explain to you the difference between the three major systems in Tacheng." ”

"Yes...... Can ......"

"I'll make you understand."

Sure enough, Guangbo is indeed a guy with very good language organization skills, and he made Deng Jin understand the difference between the three organizations in a few sentences. Ghost agents are assassins, and they are the most stealthy and lethal. Raptors are warriors with the strongest defense and destructive power. The Signal Banner is a mage, all-round equalization.

Although Deng Jin doesn't have any abilities, his acceptance band is not suitable for being a ghost agent, and most of the ghost agents are girls, because the female receiving band is stronger and easier to adapt to a variety of control equipment. Similarly, his small body is not suitable for a bird of prey at all, let alone dismantling the Gundam with his bare hands, and he does not even have the ability to carry a barrel on the sixth floor of pure water. The only thing that suits him is probably the signal flag.

As for his inability...... Light Wave is not worried about this, because the research and development has made a number of devices that can allow ordinary people to master spiritual energy, and now there is a shortage of core experimenters, and Deng Jin ...... I don't know if this guy is lucky or bad, he has only one frequency of receiver bands, but it is just right to be used as an experimenter for a new device......

Of course, these light waves will definitely not say, good dishes delivered to the door...... And if he hangs up in training, Nephilim won't come to find a problem, after all, he won't be unaware of the possibility of sending such a weak chicken here.

At the same time, the monkey is sitting on the edge of the beach, wearing big pants and a big straw hat, while watching the handsome hot men and girls on the beach play volleyball and grill a few small sausages...... In this corner that is not being paid attention to, he is silently cultivating the Lushan Hundred Dragons.

"Hello, Naga. May I ask you are Ye Fei's...... Boyfriend? ”

"You've mistaken someone." When the monkey master looked up, he saw a pair of shriveled chests, which made him lose the wormhole to look up at his face: "I am Zilong." ”

"Purple Dragon? So who are you...... Birds of Prey? ”

The monkey master ate the sausage: "Are you annoyed, am I very familiar with you?" Go away, my tiger body is shaking, be careful of hurting you. ”

Naga, who touched a gray nose, walked into the distance stupidly, dragged Ye Fei, who was playing cards with a group of ghost girls, pointed to the monkey master and said, "The guy you brought...... Is it really your boyfriend? It's weird. ”

Ye Fei sneered: "You went to provoke him?" Ha, it's dusty. ”

The current state of the monkey master, in fact, is really not in tune with Ye Fei, Ye Fei wore a black bikini with lace today, this period of training has made her figure almost completely golden ratio, slender thighs and heavy breasts that are almost foul, almost making her the brightest star at the beach party, many ghost guards and birds of prey garrisons, and her eyes have hardly left her.

But compared to her, the monkey master is simply picking up garbage on the side of the road...... The sloppy shape, the same flip-flops and big pants, the eyes are all listless, and the rude speech only cares about a strong grilled sausage, which is simply used to serve as a foil for the muscular men of the raptor.

"Isn't that guy from the waste wood camp, I heard that when the waste wood camp was destroyed that day, he slept at home and missed the closure of the camp, and was directly expelled."

"Waste is waste."

The two newly promoted garrison officers were talking about the monkey master not far from Ye Fei without any scruples, and Ye Fei didn't speak, just silently turned his head sideways and smiled.

At this time, another group of people came to the party, and at the forefront were several super newcomers among the newly promoted garrison officers, and the outstanding newcomers directly under the headquarters at all levels were directly attributed.

"The protagonist is here, everyone has fun!"