Chapter Seventy-Five: Isn't That Split?
Guo Jing, who is simple and upright and can give money to a liar with a smile, and Huang Rong, who is naughty and clever and likes to play people around, if these two come together, they will be "complementary personalities", and if they can't go together, they will be young men and women who "have no common language", because of the intervention of a righteous and brave hero, the first impression of both parties is not very good...... However, even if they haven't even had time to exchange names, they have still crossed paths after all, and no one knows if they will come together in the future.
Now, Huang Rong, who is still in the state of "prank lover", was sent by Leeds to Murong Villa to plant half a moon flower for the Sword Saint, and to carry out the martial arts world version of "Youth Labor Reform"; Guo Jing was embarrassed to rub a meal, and after being taught by Liz and Zhang Jing how to mix in the rivers and lakes, he rode his sweaty BMW to Jiaxing with all gratitude, seemingly obeying the orders of his master "Seven Monsters of Jiangnan" and fighting with Yang Kang, the apprentice of "Changchunzi".
Although Leeds is very interested in the "parties" of [both sides are chivalrous people, because of a meaningless fight, one of them traveled thousands of miles to Mongolia to teach Guo Jing for more than ten years], because only by looking at them can Liz have the feeling that "in fact, the level of the Sword Saint and his wife fighting disciples is not so mentally retarded", but ...... Looking at Guo Jing's martial arts level, he had a hunch that this must be a competition of "rookies pecking at each other", but he still chose to maintain the original plan and move towards the Flower Palace.
In the afternoon of the same day, they arrived in Fuzhou City, as one of the cities close to Murong Villa, there are inevitably a bunch of assets belonging to the Murong family, and after finding the corresponding hotel to enjoy the treatment of the host, the first day's travel will end here...... Hawkers, there is still a lot of time, Zhang Jing, who has always been heroic, seems to want to go shopping with Liz but doesn't know how to speak, and suddenly becomes twisted Nini, and Murong Jiu, who has been staying in Murong Villa, suddenly became lazy and wanted Liz to spend time on the TV......
Think this is a script for the leg splitters to be torn between the two sides? Wrong, because Leeds has his own idea - he wants to be the first stall of "Divine Heroes"!
What does the stall look like...... Well, just refer to the stalls of fortune tellers and fortune tellers, anyway, Liz himself is dressed as a Taoist priest, so there is nothing wrong with it.
Of course, "Shame on the dead!" Can't you just stop doing this kind of thing! Looking at their father-in-law, who was still "in name only" for the time being, Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu wanted to drag him back, they had never been so ashamed in their lives!
"What a shame...... In a few days, I'll be an omniscient 'god of the rivers and lakes', okay? Heroes all over the world are coming to me to explore the mysteries of martial arts, you have to look at the long term. Liz said confidently.
"We also believe this," Murong Jiu nodded, but there was no smile on his face, "But can the fourth point of this brand be deleted?" ”
"The third point should also be deleted!" Zhang Jing added.
"What's the matter, your name is louder than mine, just borrow it for use......" Liz looked at the sign that Gu Renyu had written for herself......
["Divine Heroes"
1. Divine arithmetic business: a book of internal strength and light power that I don't have, and I calculate the rivers and lakes. If the results are not calculated, no cheats will be collected; Once there is a calculation result, it must not be questioned.
2. Hero business: Only accept those who are 100% sure that they have not made mistakes and who are 100% sure that they have suffered major grievances.
3, don't come to make trouble, my No. 1 little wife is Zhang Jing.
4, don't come to enforce the law, my second little wife is Murong Jiu.
5. Please truthfully publicize your business results, and do not slander rumors, otherwise you will bear the consequences. 】
I don't think there's a problem...... Or do you mind the word 'little' in 'little wife' so much? ”
"Humph!" The two of them snorted at the same time.
"But you're little wives...... The eldest wife is Sakuya. "The only big wife.
"No, master...... I'm just your maid. Sakiya, who was standing behind Leeds, even said a little flattered.
"I'll just treat you as a person...... Ah," Liz, who wanted to tease Sakiya again, saw someone coming over, "Uncle can't read?" We don't welcome *ruffians here. ”
"Hehehehe, the new aunt of the Murong family doesn't know it's normal to be happy in Xiabai~~" This uncle, who was dressed like an ordinary Jianghu splasher, smiled treacherously, glanced at the three beauties behind Liz...... He is lustful by nature, but he still knows how to control his lewd eyes.
""Hurting People and Benefiting Others" is happy in vain?!" Zhang Jing's eyes narrowed, and the hatred of her father being trapped by "Ten Wicked People" was spreading.
"Oh, don't get excited, although they are all called "Ten Wicked Guys", I don't have a good relationship with the group of people in the Valley of the Wicked...... It's better to say that the relationship between me and Li Dazui is still like an enemy. Although Bai was happy, he was not happy that Li Dazui died at the hands of others, but he would never dare to let him trouble the Sword Saint......
"......" Rao is like this, Zhang Jing did not let go of the right hand holding the golden dragon whip, and the murderous face of the pretty face was entangled...... This is Zhang Jing of "Little Fairy" in the eyes of Jianghu people.
"If you want to do it, you can do it, I don't have a ......" Liz didn't mean to stop it, but as soon as he said this, the murderous aura on Zhang Jing's body began to subside...... It seems to be adhering to the concept of 'unjust debtor and owner'?
"Terrible and terrible~~" It's not clear whether Bai Xingxing can beat Zhang Jing, anyway, he definitely can't beat Liz with the buff fully open, but even if he walks around the ghost gate, he still looks like a splash, "I'm just here to try the calculation ability of "Divine Calculation Hero"~~" Bai Xingxing handed over a cheats.
"......" Sakuya took the cheats and flipped through them, and then took out a record book that recorded the cheats that the Murong family had collected, and nodded after confirming that this was the cheats outside the file.
"A real guest?" Liz looked back at Zhang Jing, well, it seemed that she didn't mean to do anything at all, "So, what do you want to know?" ”
"I want to know the secret of the Dragon Slayer Knife and the Heavenly Sword!" Bai Xingxing laughed.
"The Dragon Slayer Knife and the Heavenly Sword, I remember...... Hmmm......"
"Martial arts supreme, sword slaying dragon, command the world, don't dare to disobey, leaning on the sky, who will compete with you - didn't I hand it over to you?" Murong Jiu didn't have a good airway.
"Cramming education is like this, don't care about it~~" Liz summoned out the gossip mirror and muttered to it in an old-fashioned manner, "Heavenly Sword Dragon Slayer Knife Heavenly Sword Dragon Slayer Knife Heavenly Sword Dragon Slayer Knife Heavenly Sword Dragon Slayer Knife...... It's out~"
"......" Bai Xingxing, whose pupils contracted at the moment when the gossip mirror appeared, left behind the fear in his heart because of Liz's tone of good news, "Really?!" ”
"Who are you and me...... "Noticing that Zhang Jing and the others seemed to be very interested in this, Liz read out the brief information in the "Mission System", "The Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Slayer Knife are both made of dark iron mixed with Western pure gold, and they are extremely sharp. Among them, the dragon slaying knife contains the "Wu Mu Testament", ...... what is the "Wu Mu Testament"? "As a person from another world, I really don't know.
“…… You can think of it as the world's number one military book," Murong Jiu, who looked shocked, didn't bother to explain history to Liz, "I see, is this the so-called [order the world, don't dare to disobey]?" ”
"What about the Heavenly Sword!" Bai Xingxing said excitedly.
"The Heavenly Sword contains the martial arts secrets of the Nine Yin True Scripture and the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descent...... Nope. Liz pressed the gossip mirror back onto her uniform.
"In other words, you can get these things by slashing swords made of the same material against each other? The so-called [relying on the sky, who is competing]? Zhang Jing said lightly...... Although she also learned a martial arts secret, she ......
Her grandfather is the number one master in the world, and she doesn't need any martial arts at all, so Murong Jiu, the second criminal, will practice "Fossil Divine Skills".
"Haha, I know the secret of the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Slayer from the mouth of "Divine Heroes"!" Bai Xingxing suddenly jumped up, and ran along the street with light skills, shouting as he ran, "I want to know this secret at night and go to "There is a Restaurant" to listen to me-"
“………… Is there a problem with this thing's brain? Liz looked dazed.
"Huh, this is the so-called 'harming others and not benefiting oneself', this time the exterminator was too miserable by him." Zhang Jing understood what Bai Xingxing wanted to do, but ...... I don't understand the meaning of doing this.
“…… The stinky and grumpy Dao Gu who has been encountered in the four seas won't trouble me, right? Gu Renyu, help me add a 'no liability statement' to the signboard. ”
"......" Gu Renyu said that there is one more person who has bullied him recently...... I really want to go home......
"—God is a hero!"
"That's right, I'm a god hero! Don't give me that alias again! …… What, a splash has gone, and a beggar has come," Liz, who pretended to be subconscious, found that the person who came was a stinky beggar, "Go, don't look for me for this kind of thing of being bullied by other beggars, this is the test of life." ”
"I'm Lin Pingzhi of Fuwei Dart Bureau!" The beggar fell to his knees all of a sudden, and whimpered while kowtowing to Liz, "Qingcheng sent us to destroy our Fuwei Dart Bureau, begging the hero to save my father!" I, Lin Pingzhi, will never give up as a cow or a horse! (To be continued.) )