Chapter 29: A big misunderstanding
This voice is like a little girl's when you hear it, and the voice is so crisp that it makes several of their middle-aged women have goosebumps.
"Mom, the two of them won't be in Chunlan's house...... This ...... It's too immoral. A conservative aunt said in shock.
"Tsk, what are you talking about, this man and woman are alone in the same room, they must be on fire, burning with lust, this kind of thing is the trend now." An experienced aunt said.
"Wouldn't it? Listen carefully. Aunt Wang never believed that Lin Yu could handle the girl, so a few aunts listened carefully.
"Lin Yu, you tap."
"I know, this is also my first time, you should be in a good position."
"Okay, oops, the flesh hurts, I told you a little bit, it all damaged my clothes, how will I wear them later."
"I know I know, relax, oops or no."
"Do you have lubricating oil, it should be better to use lubricating oil."
Listening to the unbearable words in the room, several aunts' faces turned red, Mom, I really got it, but these two people seem to be novices, and they don't even do foreplay!
Several aunts have the urge to rush in and teach them!
Of course, this is just a matter of thinking.
At this time, Shen Chunlan also secretly scolded Lin Yu for being stupid, he still needs lubricating oil at such a young age? Oh my god, soap......
But now that her son has a good relationship, Shen Chunlan is relieved, and she smiled and said softly: "Hehe, let's not disturb their good deeds." ”
Aunt Wang and Shen Chunlan have always had the psychology of comparison, and when they saw Shen Chunlan so proud, they disdained to say, "Who is that girl?" Don't be ugly, you can't take it out. ”
Shen Chunlan snorted coldly and said, "My son has always been very picky, and he is definitely not ugly." ”
"It's hard to say, some girls, although beautiful, but this job...... It may not be serious, Lin Yu, this child is young, Shen Chunlan, you look at it. ”
Shen Chunlan smiled and said, "Thank you for your concern." ”
As she spoke, Shen Chunlan suddenly saw Guo Ying's shoes taken off by the door, her eyes lit up, she picked up the shoes and said, "Tut, look at it, parda, famous brand, these shoes have more than 5,000 bottoms." ”
These aunts are all from the city, and they usually don't see a lot of big brands, so they comment one by one.
"Ah, it's really parda, I heard my son say last time that this brand is Italian, it's very expensive, and only rich people can afford it."
"Yes, I'll look at this skin, ah, really, tsk, what is the origin of this girl, she actually bought such an expensive one."
Shen Chunlan was so proud, he never expected that his son, who had always been unhappy, suddenly brought home the girl who was wearing such expensive shoes, turned his head to look, and saw that there was still a girl's bag on the table, and the two English letters LV were particularly conspicuous, almost flashing her eyes.
"Ah, look at this bag, LV yes." Shen Chunlan deliberately reminded them.
At this moment, several aunts were even more surprised, "Ah, you see, this bag is at least tens of thousands, I saw it on TV last time." ”
"Tsk, scary, this bag is worth a year's salary."
"Mom, what is the origin of the girl Lin Yu brought?"
Shen Chunlan was proud, and deliberately said to Aunt Wang: "Who knows that little slippery head, every time you tell me that you know a good girl, you just don't show it to me, hey, how many times have I told him, learn from Aunt Wang's Zhao Tian, you look at Zhao Tian, how good a 9-to-5 blind date is, hey......"
Aunt Wang is so angry, saying that my Zhao Tian will not find a girlfriend, but will only go on a blind date and have no ability, think I can't hear it?
Aunt Wang touched the bag and deliberately said: "In this society now, there are too many fakes, look at this bag, the color is so dark, it won't be A goods, right?" ”
"Wouldn't it? Let me see. An old driver's aunt leaned over, sniffed first, then looked closer to see the lines, and then said, "Based on the experience my daughter taught me, this is absolutely true, but just in case, I have to test it with water." ”
Then I wiped the bag with some water, only to see that the water melted into the bag a little, she was shocked, and said in a lost voice: "The real thing, definitely the real thing, my daughter said, this kind of fake bag, the water does not suck at all, only the real bag will suck a little, and then wipe it with a towel, there will be a small amount of water droplets exposed, which is absolutely true." ”
Shen Chunlan was even more proud, and said to Aunt Wang with a smile: "Hey, that Lin Yu in my family just didn't tell me anything, I didn't expect to find a young lady, hey." ”
Show off, show off nakedly!
Aunt Wang was annoyed in her heart, she didn't expect that Shen Chunlan would earn her face today, and what made her even more angry was that the girl Lin Yu found was so rich, how could this be?
"Oops, it hurts, it hurts me......" There was an unbearable voice in the room.
Several aunts also blushed, thinking that it would be too embarrassing to eavesdrop outside the door, and then crept out secretly under the drive of Shen Chunlan.
Inside!
Lin Yu stood behind Guo Ying and pulled the zipper, but the zipper seemed to be stuck, and he just used his strength to get the meat stuck into the zipper, and Guo Ying's tears fell out of the pain.
"I said you can't do it?" Guo Ying said with tears in her eyes.
Lin Yu said anxiously: "It's the first time I've encountered such a tight zipper, or I'll go find lubricating oil to try." ”
"Well, go ahead."
I found the lubricating oil, dripped a little, and pulled it violently, and the zipper finally came off completely.
Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed in his heart: "This woman is really not good, it's so hard to take off her clothes, hey, clothes, it's all ...... Took off ......"
Due to the excessive force, the zipper pulled the waist, and the whole dress was all withdrawn under his effect, leaving only two bulging and exposed.
It's leopard printed!
Especially when he stands tall, he can see the bulging white rabbit from behind at a glance, this big is really big, Zhang Xiaofan thinks that he will never be able to hold one hand.
At this moment, he almost had a nosebleed.
And Guo Ying was even more startled, and hurriedly covered his arms and said, "Lin Yu, you...... What are you doing? ”
"I'm sorry, I'm pushing too hard."
"I'll go change it first." Guo Ying's face turned red, although she still had the last bottom line, but that kind of defense line was more tempting for men, making Guo Ying's heart beat wildly, as if she had a deer.
Lin Yu's heart was beating very fast, faster than being with Ma Xiaorong, and after Guo Ying went in, he kept thinking about Guo Ying's back in his mind, and suddenly he smiled at the corner of his mouth, he really didn't see it, although this Nizi had buckteeth, but her figure was really not covered, if it weren't for her big black-framed glasses, which made her a girl like a boy, in fact, if you look closely, she is still quite beautiful......
At this time, he suddenly thought of the rune he grabbed in the WeChat group, when he grabbed two bad luck charms, a handsome charm, and a fortune charm, and he didn't know what these were used for, saying that this handsome charm was used by Guo Ying, would it look good.
After thinking about it, he felt that it was impossible, handsome is to describe a man, if it is used by Guo Ying, then he will really become a man, after thinking about it, he shook his head, forget it, I will talk about this later.