Well?

This turned out to be a poem?

Sounds pretty rhyming!

Mother Liu looked at Tang Jian appreciatively, this kid can do it! But when this poem is spoken, it is estimated that the old man will sulk again and be unhappy again!

And Liu Yuyan gently pinched Tang Jian's thigh, and the little slut said, "On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil." She accidentally thought crookedly again, and she couldn't help but think of the unashamed picture of "hoe he" and "noon" doing those shameful things in the field......

It's all to blame for this little slut who always drives on weekdays and always says dirty things, so she has now been poisoned by these sensitive words!

Tang Jian looked at Liu Yuyan, and he thought that Liu Yuyan was reminding and warning himself because the poem he read might cause dissatisfaction with his father-in-law.

So he coughed and said, "It's not a good thing to waste food, Dad, you better finish this bite of food in the bowl first!" After all, if you are a teacher, you will pass on this virtue of cherishing and saving food to your students and children and grandchildren in the future! ”

"After saying so much, your words are still human!"

Dad Liu sat down again, still thinking about the poem that this kid read when he opened his mouth, combined with the previous "Bamboo and Stone", that is to say, this stinky boy still has the skills to write poems?

couldn't help but eat a few more bites of food, and it happened that Tang Jian said that the cherished food could be taken out as a shield, so he launched the disc operation even more unscrupulously!

After eating too much, Dad Liu couldn't help but burp, he finally took a sip of soup and said: "I'm just such a daughter, although she is not very angry, but if you want to marry her, you must do two things!" ”

"You say!" Tang Jian responded.

Dad Liu suddenly said solemnly: "First, you can not live with us after you get married, but the normal driving time of the place where you live cannot exceed three hours!" ”

"That's fine!" Tang Jian is alone, as long as he is with Liu Yuyan, where he lives is the same, and his hometown is driving here, normally it takes exactly two or three hours.

"Second! Can't do anything that can't hurt my daughter, if I know, see if I don't chop you up and feed it to the dog! ”

With this second condition, Tang Jian has no problem. He smiled and said, "This one is even more of a problem!" ”

Liu Yuyan was happy in her heart, this father seemed to have compromised, and he also released his old suspicions with himself.

She looked at Tang Jian, held Tang Jian's hand, and smiled as sweet as honey on her little face.

At this time, Liu's mother said, "Then when are you going to get married?" If it's a few months later, when the time comes, you will get married with a big belly, or you will have a child and get married again, and you will not be laughed at? ”

"Mom, it's not the traditional era again! No one would laugh at this! ”

Saying that, Liu Yuyan said weakly: "Actually, I'm not pregnant yet, just to keep you from being embarrassed, so I lied to lie to your ......."

Hearing this, Mother Liu glared!

Dad Liu's face changed again, he didn't expect these two people to tell such a lie to deceive them!

Tang Jian added: "Although Yu Yan is not pregnant yet, I will try to get her pregnant as soon as possible!" ”

"Forget it! I'm too lazy to talk about you! Mother Liu said speechlessly, this dream of being a grandmother was shattered in an instant, and she still wanted to embroider a few sets of clothes for her future grandson.

Without waiting for Liu's father to scold, Liu Yuyan hurriedly pulled Tang Jian out of the door and said, "Let's go out for a while, Mom, remember to help feed Erha, and wash the dishes when I come back!" ”

Thirty-six plans, go for the top plan!

Liu Yuyan and Tang Jian escaped from this home so beautifully, and then went out to relax and go shopping.

On the side of the road, Liu Yuyan said in a good mood: "When you read that poem just now, I thought that you little slut was going to say those filthy words again!" ”

"Huh? What's wrong with the poem I just read? Tang Jian said strangely, and then read it again: "On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops are ...... soil."

"I'll go!" He looked at Liu Yuyan with admiration and said, "You have changed!" Such a pure poem, when you say this, it has become a little yellow poem! ”

Liu Yuyan said angrily: "It's not because you often say such things!" I thought about it when I listened! ”

Tang Jian laughed, this is what it means to be close to Zhu and black to ink, right?

What will I say in the future, what will I eat for you below I have said a lot, now I hear the word "day", I hear the word "below", let alone Liu Yuyan, even I will think crookedly.

It can only be said that Chinese characters are broad and profound!

He smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, ask you something!" ”

"What's the matter?" Liu Yuyan looked at Tang Jian, and the two of them walked around with their fingers clasped.

Tang Jian still asked with a smile: "Is it convenient for you this Sunday?" ”

Liu Yuyan asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with Sunday?" Is it a special day? ”

Tang Jian repeated: "I'm asking, is it convenient for you this week and Sunday?" ”

“……”

Liu Yuyan patted the little slut's arm and said angrily: "It's convenient for you big-headed ghost!" It's all your fault, you keep saying things like this, and now I don't even dare to look at Sunday anymore! ”

"Haha!" Tang Jian couldn't help laughing, his daughter-in-law, who was once so pure, was now taken into the ditch by herself.

He looked up at the sky, which was already a little dark, and said, "Do you know what I said on the way home to fool our dad in the chess and card room?" ”

"What?" Liu Yuyan wanted to know.

Tang Jian said: "At that time, he didn't recognize me, and then I took his words, and finally he said with a proud face and crackling that his daughter was so beautiful or something, I wanted to laugh when I heard it!" ”

"Laughing at what? Does that mean I'm not pretty? Liu Yuyan looked up at the little slut.

Tang Jian said: "Of course I'm not laughing at this, who doesn't know that my Yu Yan is the best and most beautiful woman in the world?" I'm laughing at my dad's duplicitous and face-saving character! is obviously angry with his daughter on the surface, but when he talks about his daughter, the old face is as proud as a chrysanthemum! ”

"......" Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "Can you describe it as other flowers?" ”

Burst!

Tang Jian laughed again and poked Liu Yuyan's head: "I said, what are you thinking in your little head?" What happened to chrysanthemums? Why exclude chrysanthemums? ”

"It's not because of you!" Liu Yuyan's eyes were full of disdain.

Tang Jian laughed again, this kind of Liu Yuyan is really funny, especially when she understands it in that second, her face has a shy expression, looking at Tang Jian, she wants to pinch this beautiful little face, and she wants to take a bite.

Meanwhile.

"Alive" has been on the market for two days, and Times Literature Publishing House has been very busy for the past two days.

It's past six o'clock now, and under normal circumstances, it's already off work, but today, one by one, they are still reluctant to leave, because they are waiting for a miracle to be born......