Hui Hai laughed, in his opinion, Zhang Wei's rebuttal was a ridiculous reaction to being forced into a corner, with no way out, annoyed and angry.

"What are you laughing at, dead bald donkey, you said you have five million savings, take it out and take a look, you said you have three lovers, where are they now?"

Zhang Wei is a dick, but he is also a fighter in the sling, and he soon came to his senses, and the dead bald donkey fell to this step of the field, five million, three lovers or something, now they are all someone else's, and they are not qualified to show off at all.

Hui Hai was like a quacking duck who had been choked by the neck, his face was flushed, and he couldn't say a word.

Zhang Wei's words hit his weakness at once, five million, three lovers or something, when he was kicked out of Lingchan Temple, he ceased to exist.

"Women who are raised with money, what they like is always money, you have no money, they naturally throw themselves into the arms of others, you now imagine in your mind that they are now in other people's beds, is there a special taste in your heart, hahahaha, in my opinion, you are a sad urge."

beat Zhang Wei, who is never late for the water dogs, and mercilessly satirized Huihai.

Huihai was originally an old fox who had been floating in the sea of people for many years, and with the system in hand, the speed of recovery was faster than Zhang Wei.

"Hahaha, no matter how sad the old man is, he is better than you, the old man has tasted first-class food, lived in a luxurious house, rode a million-dollar luxury car, traveled all over the world, and most importantly, as a monk, the old man has slept with a beautiful girl with big breasts and long legs, close to three digits, what about you, living in a poor rental house, eating cheap and unhygienic snacks, in addition to playing games, blaspheming himself in front of films, and consuming his boring life, what else have you done!"

Zhang Wei's face was blue and white for a while, as if he had learned the magic of changing his face.

As a member of tens of millions of singles, his life is similar to what Huihai described.

But a loser can't lose, and soon Zhang Wei found a breakthrough.

"You have dark circles around your eyes, your lips are dark and inelastic, your nose is red with acne marks, and your ears and face are slightly darker than usual, which is a sign that you have kidney deficiency."

A man with kidney deficiency has nothing to be proud of.

Zhang Wei made a look of contempt.

Hui Hai immediately retorted.

The two of you come and go, and they don't let each other go.

Chu Feng, who was standing on the side, looked at the two young adults speechlessly, using words as a knife, you stab me, I stab you.

Interesting.

Interesting.

"Dead bald donkey, what kind of cow are you, if you fall into this field, you should lie down and rest your vegetables"

Zhang Weiwei shouted.

"It's better for me to fall into this field than you, and live like a big fool"

Hui Hai sneered.

"Come on, hurt each other"

Zhang Wei blushed and had a thick neck.

……

Twenty minutes later, one left and one right in the Buddha hall, Zhang Wei and Huihai sat on the ground panting.

Chu Feng, who was bored and teasing the black cat, stood up, looked at the two who were still glaring at each other and said, "Both of them are adults, why bother to be as vindictive as children." ”

Zhang Wei and Hui Hai snorted at the same time.

Chu Feng has to say more.

Suddenly, a voice came from outside.

"Lao Ke's business has come to the door, whoever makes trouble, Lao Ke and him will fight to the end!"

Putting down two cruel words, Huihai tidied up his appearance, paced gracefully, and walked out like a white goose.

"Poor road also go out to see"

Chu Feng left Zhang Wei behind, turned around and walked to the steps at the entrance of the Buddha Hall a few steps away.

"These two women and one man, a messy marriage line"

Hui Hai muttered quietly.

Chu Feng looked up, it was two women and a man he had seen before.

"Hey, that's not the handsome Taoist priest I've seen before."

It was an average-looking girl who opened her mouth.

Girls who are not good-looking have particularly good eyesight when they see handsome guys.

The man who was a little slower and her long black straight girlfriend both showed surprise.

The two sides went in different directions, and it is said that the two sides should be twenty or thirty miles away by now, but strangely they met again here.

"Dao Chief, we meet again"

The man greeted, revealing a mouthful of snow-white teeth.

"Poor Dao and a few people are destined"

Chu Feng responded with a smile.

"Don't rob me of my business" Hui Hai muttered in a low voice, and without waiting for Chu Feng to respond, he made a gesture and said solemnly: "Amitabha, a few donors, the poor monk is the abbot here, the Dharma name, well, Huiming, do you need any help?" ”

Chu Feng was speechless, this Huihai, worried that others would know about his past, and even changed his legal name.

"May I ask the abbot, which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined here?"

The average-looking girl asked.

Hui Hai was about to answer, when he suddenly forgot which Buddha or Bodhisattva was enshrined in it.

"System, it's inconvenient for the old man to turn around now, can you help me see which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined inside?"

"I don't know."

If you don't get to this point, the system can't stand it.

"I'll go to you Malegobi," Hui Hai scolded wildly in his heart.

"Abbot, what are you thinking? I ask you which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined here? ”

The average-looking girl frowned.

As a bad-looking person, she has a lot of small shortcomings that are common to people who are not good-looking, and is a little sensitive - the kind of sensitivity that cares about the attitude of others.

When Hui Hai was worried, Chu Feng's voice sounded in his head.

"Kasaba Bodhisattva"

Hui Hai glanced at Chu Feng gratefully, and folded his hands solemnly and peacefully.

"The poor monk serves the Gyala Bodhisattva"

"Kaye Bodhisattva, why is it so familiar?" The average-looking girl looks like she can't think of it when she thinks about it.

"Journey to the West"

The man who was smiling very brightly reminded him in a whisper.

"Yes, yes, in Journey to the West, the girl who deceived Tang monks and apprentices and gave the wordless scriptures" is an average-looking girl, and suddenly realized.

The peacefulness on Hye Hae's face receded and turned into a serious face.

"Female benefactor, Journey to the West is just a popular in the Ming Dynasty, and it is not the same thing as the Ka Ye Bodhisattva of my Buddhism."

"I'm sorry" The average-looking girl stuck out her tongue, but it wasn't cute at all.

Just as engaging in a few is the patent of handsome guys, sticking out the tongue is only suitable for cute beautiful girls.

Hui Hai snorted and looked at the man who was smiling very brightly.

"There is a pink cyclone above your head, which will not disperse, and I am afraid that there will be peach blossom luck."

The man who was smiling very brightly, his face sank, and he said, "Abbot, you monks show people to eat together, I understand, but not you can say anything. ”

Hui Hai sighed slightly, and added: "You still have a death tribulation in this peach blossom tribulation, and judging by your stagnant complexion, you should have some kind of terminal illness." ”