Chapter 7: Déjà vu (2)

The monkey felt that my words were reasonable, so he didn't hesitate to say anything: "Then what should we do now, dig up immediately?" ”

"Not really!" I stretched my muscles and said, "We just need to make a mark on this piece of land now, and it's not too late to dig again tomorrow morning!" With that, I took out one of the chopsticks I used to eat canned food before: "Let me go and insert this chopstick in the middle of this area as a marker, and my work of finding the dragon point will be completed, and we will dig it early tomorrow morning!" ”

The monkey was a little excited when he heard this: "Well, let me come, let me come!" The monkey snatched the chopsticks from my hand: "This dragon search and acupoint work have been done by your little wolf master, and the last step of this positioning must be left to my monkey master!" ”

The monkey walked forward with his chopsticks, and when he was about to insert the chopsticks into the soil, suddenly, he heard the monkey roar "oops", and immediately his whole body fell down...... It actually fell!

I was taken aback, and I didn't have time to pull him. I saw that on the ground where the monkey was standing just now, there was a one-meter-square earth pit, and I thought that there was some trap here. At the same time, I heard the monkeys croaking in the pit!

I immediately used a flashlight to shine at the bottom of the pit, but I was relieved to see that the pit was only about two meters deep at most, and the bottom of the pit was full of dirt and some dead branches! The monkey was sitting on the ground with his ass bared his teeth and barking strangely, probably because he had been too frightened just now, and he had not recovered from it at this moment.

I shone a flashlight on the monkey's face and asked, "How is it, are you alright?" I didn't break my arms and legs, just such a little height, it's worth yelling! ”

The monkey screamed and gasped: "No, I feel like my ass has been pierced by something, it hurts so much, come down and help me!" ”

After hearing the monkey's words, I didn't believe it at first, and said that you should not see that you have planted a big heel in your heart, so you want to find an excuse, so that you can take the opportunity to pull me down the pit.

However, when he saw the monkey's face, he felt that something was wrong, and he babbled and screamed strangely while baring his teeth and cracking his mouth, and his face was already sweating, and it didn't look like he was lying.

I immediately jumped into the pit, and was about to reach out to help the monkey, when he suddenly shouted at me again: "Old Yang! You...... You've got to slow down, my ass hurts so much! ”

Seeing that the monkey was really struggling, I gradually slowed down my movements, pulled him and slowly pulled him up, and in the process of getting up, the monkey screamed more and more fiercely, and when he stood up, I bent down to look at his ass! Immediately I felt the urge to laugh, and the chopsticks that the monkey had taken from my hand were now piercing his buttocks!

I held the monkey and laughed and said, "Damn, I asked you to insert a chopstick on the ground to make a mark, but I didn't ask you to use it to poke your own chrysanthemum!" ”

"What...... What chopsticks? ”

"It's the one you took from me just now!"

The monkey grinned at me, "That chopstick of yours...... I'm still holding it in my hand! ”

As he spoke, the monkey opened his hand to me, and the chopsticks I gave him were still in his hand.

"Oh no, where did the chopsticks on your chrysanthemum come from?"

The monkey swallowed and yelled at me: "Damn, do you have to fucking have to get along with these chopsticks today!" It doesn't matter what he is, you help me pull that thing out of my chrysanthemum first! ”

"Okay, okay, don't move, I'll help you pull it out!"

I grabbed the chopsticks on the monkey's buttocks and quickly pulled them out, and with the monkey screaming, the chopsticks immediately let me pull them out!

The monkey covered his ass and lay on the ground and screamed, I said to help him put on some disinfectant potion, but he refused to do anything, said that he would not let me touch his ass, and said that he had not taken his daughter-in-law, so he couldn't just lose his virginity......

The monkey was very stubborn, and I couldn't do anything about him, so he smeared some potion on the wound and bandaged it briefly.

I looked at the chopsticks that had been pulled out of the monkey's butt and saw that they were all made of the same material as the one I had given the monkey earlier, and they looked very new, not like they had been buried in the soil for a long time.

The monkey covered his butt and leaned over and said, "I said Lao Yang, how can there be another dirt pit here, and the dirt pit is covered with dead branches and rotten leaves, and there is no fatal trap in this pit, just a damn chopstick, otherwise I would be really fucking unlucky!" ”

The monkey's question is exactly what I'm thinking about at the moment, but now I'm thinking more about the chopsticks at the bottom of the pit, in fact, I already have an idea, so I said to the monkey: "I suspect that this chopstick is one of the two empty cans we saw earlier, remember when we only saw one chopstick, the other one...... Yes, there is! ”

"No, it won't!" The monkey frowned when he heard this: "The place where we found the empty cans and bottles is far away from here, to say the least, it must be a few kilometers away, and one of the chopsticks is ...... How did you get here! ”

I paused and asked him, "Then how did I get this chopstick here?" ”

The monkey was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and he thought for a while and said, "Didn't you deliberately bring this one on your body to use it as a mark!" ”

I nodded at the monkey, and then looked at the chopsticks stained with the monkey's blood: "This chopstick...... I'm afraid that's how I got here! ”

"You...... What does that mean exactly? ”

I looked at the monkey again, but didn't answer, for I didn't know what to tell him, and the ominous and inexplicable speculation in my heart had been there since I first saw the two empty cans! I and the monkey two came to the back mountain, we ate canned food, as a result we found two empty canned bottles at the scene, I am used to using chopsticks, but also found chopsticks on the ground next to the chopsticks, the ground found only one chopsticks, but I took away a chopsticks I used to make a mark, and only left one in the same place, I have found the place of extreme yin ready to dig tomorrow morning, who expected that there is already a soil pit here, the monkey was going to use the chopsticks I brought to locate the mark, Unexpectedly, at the bottom of the pit, another chopstick that had disappeared earlier was found......

All of this, all kinds of coincidences, all kinds of ominous premonitions that emerge from the bottom of my heart, the intention that comes out of my mind, is a kind of ...... A sense of déjà vu!

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