Chapter 111: Estrus
Chapter 111: Estrus
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Li Xing also smiled and said: "Thank you Master Ren for complimenting, I don't dare to take it." ”
After everyone sat down for a while, Uncle Nine spoke: "Master Ren, I heard that Ren Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't you invite her to come together?" ”
Ren Fa smiled and said, "This girl, after coming back from learning makeup in the provincial city, she ran around teaching others to make up, hey." Although there was a mournful sigh in his tone, the smugness was visible to a blind person.
As soon as Master Ren finished speaking, Wen Cai beside him muttered and pouted: "Seeing that you have this virtue, your daughter won't take it." ”
At this moment, Master Ren looked up at the door, and smiled at everyone: "Uncle Nine, my girl is here." ”
Everyone's eyes also turned to the door, only to see a beautiful girl in a pink dress and a hat come in, not to mention, Li Saifeng was really beautiful when he was young, worthy of being the overlord flower of that era, Wen Cai on the side has not shifted his eyes since the first sight, and his saliva is about to flow out.
The girl walked up to Ren Fa and called softly, "Dad." ”
"Call Uncle Nine." Ren Fa pointed to the ninth uncle on the side and said.
"Hey, okay, sit, sit, oops, it's so big." Uncle Nine said with a sigh on his face.
Wen Cai on the side stared at Ren Tingting's low-cut outfit, and said obscenely: "Yes! It's really big. ”
Ren Tingting's face was ugly, and she snorted softly in a low voice and ignored him.
Li Xing glanced at him, stood up, stretched out his right hand, and said, "Hello, Miss Ren, my name is Li Meilin." ”
Ren Tingting also smiled back, stretched out her right hand and shook it with Li Xing and said, "Hello Mr. Li, just call me Tingting." ”
After everyone was ready, the waiter next to him took out a menu that was all in English and handed it over, and Ren Tingting took the lead and said, "I want coffee." ”
Uncle Nine wrote down the name, and muttered a few words over and over again, Master Ren on the side asked for a cup of coffee, Wen Cai also asked for a cup of coffee, it was Uncle Nine's turn, and Uncle Nine also said now, "Bring me a cup of coffee." ”
As for Li Xing, "I want to be bubble tea, thank you." ”
At this time, Wen Cai whispered with some embarrassment: "Master, I don't want coffee anymore, I also want coffee, okay?" ”
Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai and was about to speak, Li Xing interjected on the side and said: "Coffee is coffee, but it is only an English statement and a Chinese statement." ”
"Oh!"
Ren Fa watched Li Xing speak, smiled, turned to Uncle Nine and said, "Uncle Nine, about the matter of the coffin and burial of my father, I don't know if you have picked a good date?" ”
Speaking of his old business, Uncle Nine said confidently: "I think you think about it first, this kind of thing is better to be still." ”
"I've thought about it clearly, and the feng shui people who looked at it back then said that the coffin must be relocated in twenty years, so that it will be good for us."
At this time, Wen Cai interjected in order to attract attention in front of Ren Tingting: "You can't believe what you say when you look at Feng Shui." ”
It's just that I didn't expect Ren Tingting's favorability towards him to reach a negative number, and said disdainfully: "Can you believe what you say?" ”
Wen Cai turned his head to Uncle Nine proudly and said proudly: "Of course......"
But soon he couldn't go on, the murderous aura in Uncle Jiu's eyes became more and more solemn, and Master Ren on the side also said in order to resolve the embarrassment: "Adults talk, children don't interject." ”
Uncle Nine lowered his head and thought for a while and said, "Since this is the case, then we will break the ground and build the coffin in three days." ”
"And what do I have to prepare?"
Wen Cai, who was a little expert in death, continued to die: "Prepare money!" ”
At this time, Uncle Nine was on the verge of going berserk and asked in a deep voice, "Then how much do you want?" ”
The excited Wen Cai stretched out a hand and was about to speak, when he saw Uncle Jiu's black face that was almost at the bottom of the pot, he was so frightened that he quickly took his hand back.
Ren Fa on the side said in a round field: "Little meaning, small meaning." ”
The embarrassing cancer that Li Xing watched from the side came out, and Uncle Jiu's face was almost lost, and he turned his head to Ren Tingting and said, "He is not usually like this, don't be surprised." ”
Ren Tingting pouted disdainfully and said, "Then what is he usually like?" ”
Li Xing thought for a while and said: "Biologically, the male will do everything to attract the attention of the female during the estrus period, so as to win the favor of the female, just like the male peacock will pass through the opening screen, the bird will pass through the singing voice, etc., it is obvious that he is in estrus now." ”
Li Xing didn't say anything, but after he finished speaking, everyone glanced at Wen Cai, the watermelon head that was so earthy, his face with loose skin, and his obscene eyes.
Vomit~
However, it is also quite interesting for everyone to listen to what Li Xing said, in this era, especially in this kind of rural town, few people know anything about biology, and they only think that Li Xing is worthy of being a student and knowledgeable.
But it's a shame that he actually said anything about estrus in front of me! Not ashamed, Ren Tingting's face showed a flush.
This is a waiter who walked up to Ren Fa and bowed his head and said, "Master Ren, Huang Million is here, over there." ”
Ren Fa turned his head and said to everyone: "I'm going over there with friends, please take care of yourself." After speaking, he said to the waiter beside him, "Bring them some tarts." ”
After a while, the waiter brought the coffee in, Wen Cai glanced at the coffee in front of him, and asked Uncle Jiu in a distressed whisper: "Master, two cups of black and white, which one first?" ”
Uncle Nine also whispered: "Look at how people drink." ”
After speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the things Li Xing wanted, unfortunately, the bubble tea in front of Li Xing's eyes was just a cup, and he didn't need these things, and then looked at Ren Tingting again.
Ren Tingting seemed to think of something, a mischievous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, she took a sip of coffee, took a sip of milk, and then took a spoonful of sugar, and then shook her head before swallowing.
Wencai, who has been paying attention, was proud, and couldn't wait to draw a scoop with a gourd, and drank coffee and milk in a big gulp, but his stomach was tumbling with a burst of bitterness, and his facial features were almost crowded together.
Seeing that Wencai had already drunk it, Uncle Nine picked up the coffee and was about to send it to his mouth, Li Xing stretched out his hand to block Uncle Nine and said: "Coffee is bitter, just like our Chinese coptis, so you need to add sugar to neutralize it, Uncle Nine, do you like sweetness!" ”
"It's okay, I don't like things that are too sweet." Uncle Nine understood in his heart that Li Xing was helping himself, and replied calmly.
"Then I won't put more," I picked up the white sugar on the side and put only a spoonful, "This is milk, the milk is mellow and delicious, the coffee is bitter, and the combination of the two is a pure cup of coffee, come to Uncle Nine to taste it." ”
After speaking, he handed the coffee that had been adjusted to Uncle Nine, who took a sip of coffee and nodded, "Yes, there is a trace of taste." ”
In my heart, I feel extremely wise about the idea of bringing Li Xing today, if there is no Li Xing, I don't know what moths will come out today, and it will be a big shame when the time comes.
Seeing that there was no trick to Uncle Jiu, Ren Tingting had no intention of staying here, and said to Ren Fa who came over: "Dad, I want to buy some rouge gouache." ”
"Go ahead! I'll look for you in a moment. Ren Fa waved his hand.
"Oh."
Seeing Ren Tingting leave, Wen Cai had no interest in talking, and was sent out by Uncle Nine after a while, and he was concentrating on talking to Ren Fa again about the problem of moving the coffin three days later, Wen Cai, who went out, went straight to Qiusheng, and only Qiusheng's aunt opened a rouge gouache shop in the whole town, Li Xing has been accompanying Uncle Jiu to leave here, listening to the two talk about the items that need to be prepared for moving the coffin again, and there is nothing to increase knowledge.
It was only about half an hour that the two discussed and walked out of the coffee shop together, but not long after they came out, they saw Ren Tingting running with an ugly face and tears in the corners of her eyes, just saying hello to Ren Fa was like running at home, and the anxious Ren Fa kept chasing behind, needless to say, it must have been Qiusheng who regarded her as **.
He deserves to be single for the rest of his life.