Chapter 5: The Ghost Strikes the Wall

The appearance of Kang Zhan convinced me that there are really ghosts in the world, and since there are ghosts, the materials collected from the ghosts are the most real. Writing a novel with these materials is sure to attract attention. However, contact with ghosts is not so easy to contact, and not every ghost is as easy to talk as Kang Zhan.

First of all, there had to be a means to save my life, so I started the idea of cultivating Taoism, and there is a detailed record of the cultivation of Fu Gong in the book. I'm not sure if those methods really work, though. But I decided to give it a try for the sake of the real ones.

Talisman is not useful by drawing casually from a book, but requires the cultivation of talisman skills. To practice Fu Gong, you must first draw a rank on yellow paper, and write on it: Zhang Tianshi, Nine Heavens Xuannu, and Tai Sui on duty. After writing, put the tablet in front of the upper seat of a clean room, put a small table, put four kinds of fruits on the tablet, light nine incense, and read: "Please, (the name of the above god) the name and home address of the person who cultivates the talisman, from today onwards learn to draw talismans, for the people to avoid evil, do good deeds and accumulate virtue, do not do things that go against the great way, please help the disciples." Then once a day, in the morning and once in the evening, after forty-nine days, the tablets were burned together with the gold and silver paper. In the future, the talisman cultivator will have a talisman master.

I can't do these rituals at home, otherwise my family will think I'm sick and mentally ill. If you tell them the truth, you can't scare them to death? Especially my father, if he knows that there are really ghosts in the world, and I have to deal with ghosts, he can't beat me to death.

It's even worse to rent a house in the village, the village is a big fart. Who doesn't know anyone at the head of the village and at the end of the village? It will soon reach the ears of my parents, and when the time comes, I will not even be able to answer the question. The village is surrounded by mountains, and I had the intention to build a makeshift hut deep in the mountains with wood and dry grass, and it only took 49 days anyway.

I prepared a headlamp, a hand axe, cement nails, hemp rope, and a plastic sheeting 5 meters long and 5 meters wide. Approaching dusk, he set off with Kang Zhan to the east on the mountain. Thirteen years of ghost life have made me accustomed to activities at night, and Kang Zhan is afraid of the sun and cannot go out during the day. Although he can't help me much, at least he can talk to me and relieve my boredom. The hill to the east has a large number of graves, and no one usually goes there. It would be most suitable to set up the Fu Gong cultivation room there

Kang Zhan has always regarded me as a real archmage, but I don't know that I am a magic stick, and there are only a few real talismans. People have vanity, so I didn't say anything about it. I've always carried those talismans with me since Kang Zhan appeared, and if this thing turns around one day, I can still have the means to subdue him. Don't look at the way he is obedient to me now, a ghost is a ghost after all, what if he gets angry and uses a ghost to hit the wall and lead me into the dung pit? I lied to him and said that I had built a hut to worship my grandfather. He actually believed it.

I found a secluded spot and cut some thick tree trunks to use as pillars. Then he picked up some small twigs and dead grass to use as roofs. I took the stout trunk of the tree and planted it in the soil with four roots. The rest were interspersed between the four pillars, one at intervals of thirty centimeters. After this was done, it was already dark, and I couldn't see my fingers. Even if it's a simple little hut, I can't do it in a day or two alone.

Damn Kang Zhan, he ran out to play after I started work, and he didn't even play a role in chatting with me. I wouldn't have brought him with me if I had known that. I shouted to him twice and was ready to go home. But I shouted twice and didn't get a response from him, so I put a little cow tears on my eyelids, and there was no movement after two more shouts. I didn't call Kang Zhan, but I shouted a gust of wind, which made me shiver. It stands to reason that in this summer, even if the wind blows at night, you shouldn't shiver.

I had to go home by myself, Kang Zhan's spiritual seat was at home, and he could find his way back. Today is the 15th day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar, and the moon is very round. Tonight was a cloudy night, and from time to time a black cloud drifted over the moon, making the moonlight disappear from time to time. Insects and birds were constantly chirping around. There was a faint rustling sound on the ground, perhaps some small animal like a rabbit.

As I walked, I felt more and more that something was wrong, and the scene around me became more and more unfamiliar. I was wondering, Kang Zhan suddenly appeared and scared me, I asked him, "Where did you go?" ”

He said: "The first time I came to this place, I wandered around. ”

Originally, I wanted to kick him, but when I thought about it, this thing was older than my parents, and it was a bit too big or small to do it again. So he changed the fight to damage: "You go out to play so chic, I'm almost tired here." ”

He said, "I can't do it for you." ”

I said, "Then why don't you talk to me?" ”

He said, "What do I have to talk to you about?" You're not a girl. ”

This time I really couldn't hold back, regardless of what was big or small, I kicked him in the ass, this guy is too annoying to speak, three sentences do not leave the girl, he must have been a pervert before he died. I even wonder if he was stripped naked by his husband and thrown into the river to drown because he peeked at a woman taking a bath.

He covered his ass in pain and jumped several times, and the kick just now passed directly through Kang Zhan's body, and it felt like a kick on cotton, without the feeling of flesh that kicked on a person.

After Kang Zhan jumped twice, he put on a praying mantis fist pose: "Do you think it really hurts me?" I deliberately cooperated with you. With that, he kicked me in the ass. The same foot of his body went through my body. It didn't hurt, it just felt a little. It turns out that although the psychic can touch the ghosts, the ghosts have no physical body and cannot carry your power, and they cannot be harmed by brute force. I also deliberately cooperated with him to jump a few times, but I was not as realistic as he cooperated, but said with a wicked smile: "Oh, it hurts me, Kang Zhan Daxia, you are so powerful." ”

He was about to come over and choke my neck, and I raised my hand to signal him to stop making trouble: "Have you noticed that the scenery here is wrong, it is particularly strange?" It's not like the way we went up the mountain. ”

He looked around and responded, "It's not really that way." You humans will get lost in the night. ”

As soon as I heard his words, I felt a chill run down my back, and I felt that something was wrong. At the same time, I noticed that the silence around me was terrible, and the insects and birds were gone. His words reminded me that I was getting lost now, and how did he find me? I put my hand in my pocket and felt for a talisman: "How did you find me?" ”

His smile immediately disappeared and he stammered, "I.... I got lost too, and I just happened to bump into you. ”

I couldn't find a flaw in this reason, but I still took a step back, took out the yellow charm and bent down to pick up a wooden stick and pointed it at him: "You are not Kang Zhan!" ”

At this time, a strange smile appeared on the face of "Kang Zhan", and then the facial expression was distorted, and the nose, eyes, and mouth were almost distorted to the same position. Originally, I just wanted to deceive him, but I didn't expect it to be a ghost. I rushed up with an arrow step, and ran towards his head with a yellow talisman in my hand. Who knew that Huang Fu was just about to stick it on his head, and the ghost suddenly disappeared.

I threw away the stick, and suddenly I felt like an idiot, the opposite side is a ghost, not a person, what is the use of a stick? What I was holding in my hand was an exorcism. I glanced around alertly, and when I saw that there was nothing unusual around, I hurriedly pulled out my legs and ran. After a while, I was tired and out of breath, and it seemed that I really needed to increase my physical fitness. I rested for a moment, and the scene around me became familiar. It's not because I found the way up the mountain, but because I've come around again, and my feelings have been going around in circles for half a day.

I was so unlucky to die that I couldn't help but start scolding myself. I didn't know what to think at the time, but I chose this time, and at night it was the time when jackals, tigers and leopards were active, and now I added a ghost. The novel hasn't even started yet, and I don't want to leave my life here.

Just thinking about Kang Zhan, he appeared again. As soon as I saw him, I immediately pounced, and the exorcism charm in my hand was directly attached to his head. Even if Lao Tzu dies, he has to let your soul fly away before he dies. Kang Zhan was so frightened that he hurriedly ran, and said as he ran: "You, you... You are crazy! ”

I said, "Don't pretend to me!" Do you think I'm stupid enough to fall for you twice at the same time? ”

He said, "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm Kang Zhan! If you think I eat too much, then I don't want three pillars of incense every day, just two pillars. ”

As soon as I heard this, I stopped, and he stopped. I asked him, "Where is your tablet placed?" ”

Without thinking, he said, "Under your bed!" ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, this time it was real. I went up and kicked him in the ass: "Where did you run!" How did you come! ”

He said: "When I came back, I found that you were not there, and when I came home, I found that you were not at home either, and I thought you were lost, so I went back to look for you." I turned around for most of the day to find you, but you have no conscience and want to murder me! ”

I explained, "It's not that I wanted to murder you, it's that a ghost just turned into you and tried to murder me, and I thought he was doing it again." ”

Kang Zhan said: "Is that ghost as handsome as me?" ”

I gave him another kick: "What the is it, you're still in the mood for!" If you don't want to lose the treatment of three pillars of incense every day, hurry up and take me down the mountain! ”

Kang Zhan led the way in front, and after a while, he detoured out of this place. I just went around this place and came to a strange place, and it turned out that I was just going around in circles alone, but now although I am still alone, I have added a ghost to go around in circles together.

I asked him, "What about the way you lead?" ”

He said, "I remember that this was the way when I came, how did I get lost?" ”

I said, "Are you reliable?" Wait for that ghost to catch up, and it will be miserable? ”

He said, "What are you afraid of catching up? I'll teach him a lesson. ”

I said, "You can teach him a lesson when the ghost comes, but what if you encounter a jackal, a tiger or a leopard?" ”

He said, "That's okay, they won't hurt me anyway." ”

When I heard that I really wanted to kick him to death, I really don't know where he came from at this time, and he kept talking nonsense with me. I threatened, "If I die here today, who do you think will give you three pillars of incense a day, and my parents will find your spiritual seat under my bed, and if you don't know the name on it, will you throw it into the stinking gutter?" ”

He said, "You're going to threaten me!" Just kidding you, do you need to take it so seriously? ”

This guy is really joking, and I asked impatiently, "When are you going to take me down the mountain?" ”

"We were met by ghosts hitting the wall," he said. ”

I was speechless for a while: "Aren't you a ghost?" How can you still be confused by ghosts hitting the wall? ”

He said, "Because the ghost who casts this ghost against the wall is higher than me." ”

I asked him, "So what should I do now?" ”

He said: "You can take off the ** and put it on your head and you can walk out." ”

I said, "Fuck off! ”

He said, "Then you can pee on the spot." ”

I tried the way he told me, and sure enough, I got out of this hellish place.