Chapter 2: The Semi-Guides of the Born-again Born
My name is Zhang Jie.
I'm a semi-guide, and the first thing to say is that I don't know how to sing, and I'm not a singer, make no mistake!
I was in my previous life......
It should be said that it is not like a human to describe it, in short, the real 'Zhang Jie' has actually been killed by Freddy, and the result is that the guide who fused with him occupies his body.
In essence, it should be happy, but the guide is the guide, and after melting, he becomes a semi-guide.
Well, even though you have the identity of a reincarnation and can also get reward points, you must merge with others and give you the status of captain of the reincarnation.
In short, it's very sad.
Thanks to this identity, I successfully lost dozens of reincarnations, but just when I was leisurely planning to kill the next reincarnation, I met a guy named Zheng Zha.
After going through some messy things, I found out that my TMD was actually probationed!
…… Somewhat disgusting.
But anyway, I ended up fulfilling the gorilla...... No, it's Zheng Zha.
And the reason why I say so much is simple......
I was born again.
……
——[Zhang Jie's Perspective]——
Cold.
Judging by the feel of the skin on the back, it should be marble tiles - but that's not the point!
"Wow! Am I not dead?! ”
Zhang Jie sat up suddenly, and then was looked directly at by a guy with a golden broom head who was very familiar but couldn't remember anything, and then said something that made him creepy.
"Oh, yes, you're the best of the people who came this time."
Piracy, bastard!
Wrong......
Zhang Jie finally realized where he had seen this guy - was that the senior he met when he was still 'Zhang Jie', when he first entered the main god space?!
He remembered that it was because of this sentence that he developed the habit of saying it to the first newcomer in every world to wake up - that sentence was simply poisonous, it turned out that the root was him!
After being stunned, Zhang Jie is a veteran who has experienced several horror movies after all, and his acting skills as a guide are also extraordinary.
"Who are you?!"
Zhang Jie jumped up, following the memory, I remember that I was carrying ......
Ah, found it, street brawl artifact!
Zhang Jie took out a slinger.
Then the golden broom took out a gun and made a judgment - and then the guy fired a shot into the sky, but as soon as he opened his mouth, his domineering appearance instantly leaked to the ground.
"When do you want to lie down? Sleep whatever you want, get me up! ”
Then Zhang Jie saw a very wonderful scene.
More than a dozen people bounced up from the ground en masse, and from their expressions they were quite helpless - but yes, if someone was sleeping well at home, and suddenly someone shot you in the ear, it is estimated that no one would be better.
Suddenly, Zhang Jie was a little happy.
He was the first to wake up, both in his past life and in this life...... Thinking of this, Zhang Jie's pupils shrank suddenly, and then he saw the figure in the corner that slowly got up from the ground.
"Dumping ......"
Zhang Jie's murmur was inaudible.
But his heart was quite shaken - because that was the only reincarnation he had personally killed in his previous life!
Although he didn't know how the other party did it, he remembered very clearly that he had killed the other party more than a hundred times without dying!
But in the end, the other party disappeared.
He remembered quite clearly, the other party's desperate desire for life at that time was like a hand pinching his heart.
Actually, he knew it......
- If she had lived in such a world, he would probably have died.
It was precisely because of her absolutely strong posture that she attracted him in her previous life and chose to kill her personally!
"This time, I'm not going to kill you, although it's hypocritical disgusting to say that, but I have to say it...... I'm glad to see you again. ”
Zhang Jie silently put away the stick.
Then Hun Kou was smashed, and then he found out that it was actually a gun with a golden broom!
The other party actually threw it over!
"This is for you, for the sake of your good quality, can you play with guns?" The golden broom grinned.
"Aren't you afraid that I will resist?"
This is really exactly the same as his previous life, Zhang Jie inexplicably felt a little nostalgic.
But even so, in reality, even if you shoot, it's useless.
"No, of course not, you are always welcome to shoot me if you wish!" The golden broom smiled extremely hideously and bloody: "It's just that I can't guarantee the consequences!" ”
“……”
Zhang Jie rolled his eyes silently - I knew it.
"All in all, you guys...... Silence me all! "The golden broom found another gun out of nowhere.
Zhang Jie looked at the gorgeous Golden Desert Eagle in the other party's hand, compared it with his own small police pistol, and silently put it away.
"Woo ——!!!"
The golden broom fired another shot, this time louder.
However, unlike last time, this time, everyone saw the golden ripples in the sky, and the large-caliber bullets were unpowered by the ripples and slowly fell from the sky.
There was a crisp crashing sound on the ground.
"Calm down, we're not kidnappers anyway, but unfortunately you've been kidnapped. Recall it carefully for yourself, you should already know the details, think about it! ”
The golden broom said this, and the gun disappeared again.
It is estimated that it is hidden in the carry-on space, but Zhang Jie is not surprised - there are a lot of this kind of equipment in the main god space.
Speaking of which, Zhang Jie really didn't expect that Zheng Zha would exchange it for such a useless ring, it would be better to buy a better weapon, and then carry a space compression package on his back, which would be more cost-effective.
Think about it......
Zhang Jie also closed his eyes when he heard the words of the golden broom.
The information in his mind resurfaced, but because it was exactly the same as in his previous life, Zhang Jie ignored it after going through it, and the most important thing now was not this information.
And why I was reborn now makes no sense to think about it.
Today's most critical ......
"It's my mental motivation!" Zhang Jie opened his eyes slightly.
Behind the back that neither the golden broom nor the wolf brother could see, a slinger slowly floated.