Chapter 351: Dare to Catch Lao Tzu
That night, Qin Yan followed Niu Chuangu to his hometown by plane, and of course he was accompanied by Qin Xiaomao, who couldn't get rid of him.
In this matter, Xiao Mao has warmth as a backer, so he is not afraid of his father.
"My mother said, you are also a skill, and when I grow up, if I can't find a job to support myself, I can rely on this to make money. I thought about it and thought it made sense. What's wrong Dad? Don't you think my mother's words make sense? "Qin Xiaomao's words have always been conclusive, and there are no leaks. And when he said these words, he also had a face full of innocence, and looked at Qin Yan with those two jet-black eyes quite adoringly.
Qin Yan sometimes wondered very much, with his upright and kind character, how could he give birth to such a cunning boy as Xiao Mao.
"Dad, this is called wisdom, and it can't be compared with cunning."
Alas, I have to say that eight-year-old Qin Xiaomao is almost invincible in the world now.
Niu Chuan Valley's wife took out all the delicious snacks in the house and piled up the table in front of Xiao Mao.
"Thank you, Auntie, but I'm not here to eat, I'm here to help my dad." Qin Xiaomao picked out two bags of foie gras that he liked to eat from a pile of snacks, and said to Niu Chuan Valley's wife with a serious face while tearing the bags.
"Gee, you can help your dad at such a young age? That's amazing! Ushikawa Valley's wife believed it.
And Qin Yan had already followed Niu Chuan Gu to his youngest son's bedroom.
This child is two years older than Xiao Mao, but his skinny appearance looks much shorter than Xiao Mao. A small face is only the size of a palm, and the cheekbones on both sides of the cheeks are particularly high because of the thinness.
Hearing someone come in, Niu Xiaorui, who was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, turned his head weakly and opened his eyes, and those two eyeballs were obviously bulging out more than ordinary people.
"Dad......" Niu Xiaorui's voice was thin and soft, and he didn't sound like a boy at all.
"Good son." Seeing his son's appearance, Niu Chuan Valley's eyes immediately turned red, he stepped forward and touched his son's head lovingly, and said, "Dad has invited you to a great immortal, and he will definitely take care of you, rest assured!" ”
Daisen? The corners of Qin Yan's mouth twitched when he heard this new title, but this was not the time to care about this.
He walked to Niu Xiaorui's bedside, reached out and lifted the quilt covering him, and then lifted his shirt, and saw that the color of his belly did not seem to be abnormal, but after touching it carefully, he found that his belly was soft and warm, not as dry and fleshless as it seemed on the outside. It's like ..... You're touching a kitten's belly so soft.
Niu Chuangu moved a chair to the side of the bed with a very good eye, Qin Yan was not humble, sat on it, and then gently rubbed it against Niu Xiaorui's stomach with his palm......
At first, Niu Xiaorui groaned, but then he regained his composure and lay flat and let Qin Yan rub his belly. About ten minutes later, Niu Xiaorui suddenly changed his previous malaise, got up from the bed with a bone, and ran to the toilet without even having time to put on his shoes.
On the way, I passed by the living room and happened to be seen by Xiao Mao, who was eating foie gras. He looked at Niu Xiaorui's flashing back and asked Qin Yan, who had just come out of the bedroom, "Dad, what's wrong with him?" ”
Qin Yan glanced at Xiao Mao, "It's nothing, it's just that you need to pull out the things in your stomach." After a pause, he added, "Didn't you say you wanted to learn from the field?" Now is a good time, why don't you hurry up and go to the bathroom to see what he pulls out. ”
"Now?" Xiao Mao was stunned, and then remembered that there was still foie gras in his mouth, and swallowed it all, regardless of whether he chewed it or not. After swallowing here, I remembered that his father wanted him to go in to see others, and immediately felt like vomiting.
"Of course, now, do you want to wait until they're done before you go in? What can be learned? "Qin Yan said it seriously.
Xiao Mao thought about it carefully, and it seemed to make sense. Then he picked up a glass of water on the table, rinsed his mouth quickly, and trotted into the bathroom.
But who and wish someone was standing next to him, and he was a stranger he didn't know at all. So Xiao Mao didn't even knock on the door and was immediately bombarded by Niu Xiaorui.
"Who are you? Get out, get out of here......."
Niu Xiaorui's shrill roar came from the toilet, and the three adults standing in the living room could feel that Niu Xiaorui was holding back and yelling at Xiaomao.
Niu Chuan Valley's wife originally wanted to go in and persuade her son, but was stopped by Qin Yan, and later the three of them heard Xiao Mao's voice coming from the toilet.
"Get out? Okay, I can go out, but you have to think about it. I was invited by your father from Suyang City, and your father bought the plane ticket...... When I want to come in and see you, ......, how disgusting is it........ It's not the need of the situation, if it weren't for your belly, who would want to come in! You said I didn't dislike you, what reason do you have to dislike me? .......... Don't look at me small, but I'm much older than you. You know why? Because I have mastered too many things, especially things that you don't understand, so in the end, I will not be pressed for a long time, but it is only temporary, and after two years, when I digest the knowledge, I will continue to grow like a normal person........ Why are you holding back? If you want to hurry, I still have to check the results....... Ah...... You pout your ass a little...... Yes, yes, just pull ...... in this position Oops......."
Niu Chuan Gu looked at Qin Yan dumbfounded, and his wife hesitated for a moment and asked, "That...... How old is your son? ”
Qin Yan raised his hand and touched his face, he really didn't know that this kid would make such a fuss, originally he just wanted to disgust this kid, but he couldn't answer himself.
Qin Yan looked at the two of them, and was thinking about how to cover up this problem, when Xiao Mao's shout came from the toilet at the right time.
"Dad, Dad, come on, come and see ......"
The three of them immediately rushed into the bathroom, and saw Niu Xiaorui half-pouting his butt on the toilet, while Qin Xiaomao took the half of the small bamboo pole from nowhere in his hand, pinching his nose and pulling it into the toilet........
"Dad, he gave birth to three cats, no, he pulled three dead cats, all white, look at it."
Qin Yan asked Niu Xiaorui, "Is your stomach comfortable?" Do you still want to pull? ”
Niu Xiaorui nodded first, then shook his head. His mother quickly grabbed a paper and wiped his ass.
After that, Qin Yan touched his stomach again, then looked up and said to his mother, "Take him out to drink two glasses of boiled water, with a little salt in them." ”
Niu Chuan Valley's wife nodded in agreement, and asked Qin Yan a little anxiously, "Master, is it okay for my son to be like this?" ”
"It's all right, don't worry."
Qin Yan and Niu Chuan Gu fished out the three little white cats in the toilet and opened them to the floor in a row.
"Is it the kitten born to your white cat?" Qin Yan asked.
Ushikawatani nodded with a white face, "It should be, I remember that the last time a white cat gave birth to kittens was five, and I had never given birth to so many before, and they were all white." One of them died within a few days of birth, and I took it out and sold it. I threw away the last four......."
"What did you do with the two kittens that your son pulled earlier?"
"I buried it in the ground." Ushikawa Valley's wife came over at this time and said.
Then the three of them took flashlights and followed Ushikawa Valley's wife to the land where the kittens were buried, but they searched the entire field and did not find the two cats she buried.
"Daughter-in-law, are you not mistaken?"
"How could I be mistaken? It's only been two days....... At that time, I did as you said, and buried a handful of ashes on the soil. ”
Qin Yan stood on the ground and watched faintly, and only after half a sound did he say aloud: "Go back." ”
The two glanced at each other, and silently followed back without saying anything.
However, before he reached the door, he suddenly heard a terrible cat meow in the dark night, and the source of the sound was the Ushikawa Valley family.
Qin Yan only paused for a second, then pulled out his legs and ran towards Niu Chuan Gu's house.
The houses here are very neatly built and look exactly the same, each house is a small two-story building with a yard outside. The Ushikawatani family lived in the front row of the village, and it was also the northernmost part. Although it was not too late at this time, it was common for cats and dogs to bark in the countryside, so in addition to attracting the attention of the three of them, this cry did not attract any outsiders.
As soon as Qin Yan entered the small courtyard, he saw a white shadow flashing in front of him, he didn't have time to think about it, so he grabbed it without thinking......
"Dad, don't let it run." Xiao Mao ran out of the house with half a bamboo pole and came to Qin Yan's side as he spoke.
The white cat's eyes revealed a ghostly blue light in the darkness, it desperately flashed Qin Yan's grasp, turned its head and glanced at the father and son viciously, turned around and jumped out of the courtyard.
However, in the next second, with a "bang", the white cat's body was bounced back like a white snowball. Qin Yan didn't know when there was an extra net in his hand, and when the white cat landed on the ground, he quickly scattered it, and covered it firmly.
"You dare to catch Lao Tzu, see how I clean you up later." Xiao Mao walked up to him angrily, raised his leg and gave the white cat a kick.