"I was so impulsive, I was really in the heat of the head, I didn't expect to do such a reckless thing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The monkey master sat on the edge of the tasseled bed, crossed Erlang's legs and looked like a hanger, deeply reflecting on his uncalmness just now. This kind of thing was completely unprecedented for him, and the uncontrolled brain and unwarranted anger at that moment made the monkey master, who had always been calm and even cold, a little confused.

And the only person he can talk to here is probably the tassel, but he can tell her that it is okay, but he can't hold the mind to get an answer, after all, it is better to expect the tassel to give him an answer than to go up the mountain and ask the monkey.

Sure enough, Tassel, who had been woken up from a nap, leaned against the head of the bed and rubbed her eyes, and muttered in a daze, and she didn't know what she was talking about, or even if she was talking......

After the monkey master chattered for a long time, the tassel body suddenly crooked, planted next to the monkey like a cat, and fell asleep happily on his stomach. At this time, the monkey master suddenly thought that this guy's brain circuit is completely different from that of normal people, and discussing this kind of problem with her is to play the piano to the cow, which not only has no use but can also have a hypnotic effect on her.

"You sleep, you sleep, and I don't know what you can do."

The monkey went out in a bad mood, and just saw Bai Lian squatting by the small pond in the tassel door and looking at the beautiful little carp inside, which are all the masterpieces of Li Shizhen's guy, usually when he sees live fish sold in the market, he will pick some varieties that are not big and come back, and over time this pond is full of colorful little carp, but it is also beautiful.

"Yo, White Lotus."

The monkey master screamed, and Bai Lian just glanced up at him lightly, and then nodded lightly, did not get up or answer, as if the monkey master did not exist, and always maintained the same posture and the same mental state.

"Do you like fish?"

Still didn't answer, just nodded slightly. I have to say that this child's temperament is really cold, although she is the most beautiful among the sisters, but when she sees the face of the creditor, it is really unappetizing.

The monkey asked twice, but when he didn't get an answer, he immediately lost interest and left the backyard with his hands behind his back, too lazy to take care of this strange little girl. But just when he walked out, Li Shizhen ran inside happily with a rabbit, and the monkey master stretched out his hand to stop him: "Rush to death?" ”

Master Li raised the rabbit in his hand at the monkey master: "The little girl in white just now watched in front of our rabbit cage for a long time, and I thought she liked this, so I picked the good-looking one and sent it." ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes: "I'm afraid you don't like someone, right?" ”

"Master...... Don't smear people's innocence out of thin air, I just look at her pitiful. ”

"Forget it, you young people's business, whatever you want." After the monkey master finished speaking, he sighed: "But let me tell you, it's an iceberg, when the time comes, you really have feelings for others, she ignores you, don't come to me to cry." ”

"Master...... Where did you go, I was so bored with her. Master Li touched the back of his head: "Isn't it just a rabbit, let's toss and die several times a day." ”

It's sad to say, these rabbits were bought by the monkey master for experiments, and he can be resented by those little girls who learn makeup with tassels on this matter, and everyone looks at him as if they have a grudge. Even Tassel complained about this cruelty, but then she heard that a rabbit could save many lives, and that the rabbit meat was delicious at night, so she never mentioned it again.

Regardless of the toss of these young people, the monkey master began to hang out every day again. It happened at noon, and he didn't bother to watch the audition in the afternoon, and there was nothing to see. So he turned on the mixed eating and waiting for death mode again, and today's mixed eating and waiting for death is particularly refreshing, Duanmu is busy picking up girls, Master Li is busy picking up girls, tassels are sleeping, and Qinglian is still in shock and can't break free, so the monkey master can be said to be rare and idle.

A chaise longue, a pot of fine wild camellia, and a few sour plums and dried almonds sent by the father of the child he rescued, he lay down in the shade of the autumn tree and enjoyed it.

"Sure enough, it's still suitable for me to eat and wait for death." The monkey master stretched his waist and said to himself: "This day is comfortable. ”

"It's a pity that there is no big watermelon that has just been scooped up in the well water."

A voice appeared from behind him, the monkey lord rolled his eyes and glanced at it, and saw a guy with a masked face sitting on the eaves, this person was dressed in black, for fear that others would not see him in the daytime, and he had two short knives on his waist, dressed neatly.

Because he covered his face, he couldn't see his appearance, but it could be seen from the exposed skin that this guy was not very old, about twenty years old, not much older than Lord Li.

"I just said I could take a break, who are you?"

"Me?" The man in black rose into the air, and the front flip topic landed on one knee cleanly at 1280 degrees, and his movements were chic and uninhibited.

"I'm a ronin. Wandering around, nameless and surnameless. ”

The monkey master turned over, didn't even bother to take care of it, and said softly: "Then you can go, Lao Tzu wants to sleep." ”

"You have the courage to be the first person to sleep in front of me. Today I saw your ability, and I just wanted to see the ability of your new golden spike. Don't worry, I only compete, not take the ear. ”

The monkey master glanced at him, stretched out his hand, and the long sword was immediately in his hands. The man in black thought that the monkey master was going to make a move, jumped back two steps, and drew his waist knife to meet the enemy.

But who knew that after the monkey master picked up the sword, he just sat up cross-legged, slowly untied the golden spike from the handle of the sword, and held it in his hand: "Take it, get out." ”

Really, I have never seen such a Golden Spike Sword Immortal. Because this golden spike not only represents honorary status, but also a symbol of ability, and also the dignity of a sword immortal.

This dignity is inviolable, and how many people have died fighting to protect their ears. But I didn't expect the monkey master to give away the golden spike so easily...... What kind of psychosis is this?

"Do you want to? Don't let me sleep, if I do, you'll wake me up. The monkey master rolled his eyes and said lightly: "I'll kill you." ”

The man in black stared at the monkey master tightly, and then moved sideways step by step, looking very serious with full attention, completely on alert, in stark contrast to the monkey master who didn't care at all.

Soon, on the fourth lap, he suddenly realized ...... This abnormal sword immortal in front of him actually really fell asleep! Sleep! Make move! Finish! In the face of such a threat, he actually fell asleep!

This is simply a great insult, the man in black is so angry that his hands are trembling, but he did not do anything to the sleeping monkey master in line with professional ethics, and has been waiting there.

Until Duanmu passed by with a bag of plums stolen from the kitchen......

"Huh? What's going on here? Duanmu stuffed a plum into his mouth: "Little friend, what are you doing?" ”

The man in black was about to cry, and when he saw Duanmu asking, he couldn't even pretend to be b, and pointed to the monkey master: "I want to compete with him, he ...... He's ...... He looks down on people. ”

"You're stupid, stab him while he's sleeping." Duanmu stood there and commented: "A knife pierces the heart." ”

Xiao Kuroko blinked, raised his eyes slightly, glanced at the tassel who had been sitting on the roof dangling his legs to watch the performance since he appeared, and shook his head violently......

"You're a fart, then." Duanmu also glanced up at the tassel, then lowered his head and smiled: "I'm too tender, hurry up, otherwise I will be played to death by this big brother." ”

To tell the truth, if this little guy wants to make a move just now, as long as he makes a move, the spirit kite will poke him into toothpick meat at the first time, this is not to be thought, how sensitive is the tassel's spiritual sense, as long as there is a little bit of danger can activate her fighting instinct......

What is the concept of a sword spirit's fighting instinct? Normally, she seems harmless to humans and animals, and can drag a pig around the street, but when the fighting instinct is activated, she is a war machine.

Does the war machine understand? is a person who can do a sect's war machine, if there is no narrative of the parties, who can believe that such a soft and cute girl as Tassel can fight Shushan for thirty years by herself?

In front of her, who dares to make a mistake?

Of course I didn't dare, the monkey master had calculated this, so he simply fell asleep peacefully, pinning his safety on the tassel with complete confidence.

"You're the Qin Demon Duanmu?"

Facing the question of the little brother in black, Duanmu, who was eating plums, blinked his eyes twice: "You recognize the wrong person, I am here to buy, and I am responsible for buying vegetables and fruits." ”

"You're the Qin Demon Duanmu!"

"You fart." Duanmu turned around and left.

But his idea of leaving was completely interrupted by the little brother in black, who jumped in front of Duanmu and raised his double knives at him: "If he doesn't fight, you come!" ”

"Hey, what do you really do with a grocery shopper?" Duanmu spit out a plum, crooked his mouth and said, "I'm a little like a qin demon." ”

At this time, Leng Buding, a teapot full of water flew sideways, and the little brother in black had a quick eye and a knife, and the kettle was cut in half in the air. And when he turned his head, the monkey master's long sword was already hanging over his head......

"Swastika!"

The monkey master lay on the chair and snapped his fingers, and then his long sword actually began to attack automatically......

Duanmu was stunned for a moment, raised his head and asked the tassel: "What kind of trick is he?" ”

"I don't know!"

"Aren't you his master? You don't know? Tease me. ”

"He always likes to figure it out on his own."

That's right, the monkey always likes to ponder by himself, he can figure out a lot of tricks that he has never heard of tassels, he always mutters about what mirrors and moons, what swaslides, what heavenly locks cut the moon, every time he mutters these unintelligible words in his mouth, the tassels are very lively, and the master and apprentice often use these things to tease each other, but they are also happy.

Of course, in the tassel's opinion, these strange tricks of the monkey master are some useless fancy molds, but the monkey master's blind play really made him figure out some doorways. For example, this swastika that is so shameful to shout, he completely activated the combat instinct contained in the weapon.

This kind of fighting instinct is the same as the instinct of the tassel, although the difference between this sword and the sword spirit is far away, but in the final analysis, it is also the sword that the sword master once had, and the energy and memory contained in it should not be underestimated. So just a sword is enough to make this black-clothed guy parry, and he doesn't know what to do with it.

And in this process, the monkey master is still sleeping, and the part of the battle actually relies on the sword......

Why do you say that lazy people save the world, in fact, this is the truth, the monkey master's idea is very strange, inspired by the automatic combat mode of the spirit kite, he saw the spirit kite automatic battle at that time, he has been wondering if he can make his sword as flexible as the spirit kite. After all, the grade of this sword is not worse than that of the spirit kite, and it is relatively a little more murderous, although the gap between the people who make the sword is a bit big, but the sword itself is not different.

You must know that the spirit kite can subdue the rampaging Duanmu with a sword, so why can't the ichthyosaurus do it?

So, this nondescript trick appeared, and in addition to that, he also prepared a lot of fun tricks, such as......

"Thunderstorm."

The monkey turned over and pointed to the sky. The ichthyosaurus in the battle suddenly rushed to the sky, and then a sword transformed into thousands of illusions, and then the sword rain fell in the sky, each sword is the same as the real one, with the same breath, but there is only one sword with lethality, this unstoppable trick is pondered when it rains and thunders, the raindrops have no lethality but the lightning hidden in the rain is infinitely lethal.

Sure enough, the sword that fell from the sky pierced through the sky, tearing apart the defense of the little brother in black in seconds, and breaking him with a single blow......

"Oh my God." Duanmu was so shocked that he couldn't even take care of eating things: "The golden spike is worthy of its name." ”

Yes...... Although these are small tricks in the eyes of tassels, in the eyes of others, they are really capable of being used as a stunt at the bottom of the box. Duanmu had never seen the monkey master make a move before, probably imagining that he was also an ordinary person who barely made it to the ranks of the golden spike by relying on his physical fitness, spells and tassels, but now it seems that he ...... The tassel disciple definitely did not insult her reputation, and if she took it out, she would definitely be one of the top ten in the world.

It's just that this guy is a bit lazy and likes to go off the beaten track. So even a person like Duanmu, who was very close to him, didn't expect this guy to be so powerful.

"It's amazing......"

The two sisters Qinglian and Honglian, who were peeping on the wall, were also shocked, especially Qinglian, she really didn't expect that her "little brother" was so powerful, compared to their master, they were simply a little scum who had not yet come out of the school, this kind of gorgeous means had only been seen in the head of the family, even the extraordinary senior brother was not as strong as the "little brother".

"Qinglian...... You're going to have to be the boss of the family. ”

Honglian poked Qinglian's waist: "Do you still deserve it?" ”

"It's not right, it's not right...... Shame on you. ”

At this time, the black-clothed brother who had been defeated was pointed at by the fish and dragon sword, his breath was completely locked, and there was no room to fight back, so he could only throw down the knife unwillingly: "I lost, but I lost in weapons that are not as good as you!" ”

"Young people don't admit defeat." Duanmu threw the last few plums in his hand to the tassel, and then stretched out his right hand: "Come on!" ”

The monkey sat up from the recliner with a sudden: "What the hell are you making a fuss about!" ”

"Itchy." (To be continued.) )