Chapter 283: Braggart [Happy New Year's Day to everyone]
At 19:40 in the evening, Tang Jian was about to start the live broadcast.
This is also the first time in the online literature industry that there is a grand live broadcast of the interaction of authors on all platforms!
The so-called whole platform means that all the platform websites and reading clients that cooperate with China Literature will conduct this live broadcast!
The eye-catching cover advertisement, the grand promotional content, no matter how you look at it, are all made to praise Tang Jian!
Such a grand live broadcast, if it is any author, can bring them a lot of readers' popularity, not to mention that this is a live broadcast of more than a dozen websites on the whole platform together, and the exposure is even more awesome than any recommendation of the site!
"Don't move, your eyebrows haven't been painted yet!"
Liu Yuyan put on makeup for Tang Jian, although Tang Jian was a little reluctant, he could only obediently become Liu Yuyan's "artwork"!
"I said you don't need to get these eyebrows, right?" Tang Jian looked at himself in the mirror with long hair almost more beautiful than a woman, and said a little helplessly.
Liu Yuyan drew her eyebrows seriously and said: "This is the first live broadcast in your life, you must face it beautifully!" ”
"Pretty and beautiful...... Tang Jian rolled his eyes: "Shouldn't it be handsome and handsome!" ”
"Oops!" Liu Yuyan puffed out her cheeks and patted Tang Jian's shoulder, and said angrily: "I told you not to move, but now it's crooked again!" ”
"O woman! What a hassle! ”
Tang Jian shut up and didn't move, otherwise this daughter-in-law's obsessive-compulsive disorder will attack, and when the live broadcast time comes, it is estimated that she is still drawing her eyebrows!
Five minutes later.
Liu Yuyan looked at her masterpiece and said proudly: "What! I'm good at makeup! Now you little slut is much more handsome than before you didn't wear makeup! ”
"You mean I'm not handsome when I don't wear makeup, right?" Tang Jian said disgustedly.
"It's still handsome, but it's not as handsome as it is now!"
Liu Yuyan bent down to look at them in the mirror, and then picked up a comb to get Tang Jian's hairstyle.
"Do you think it's better to have a hairstyle like this, or is it better to do it like this?"
She gestured with a comb, Tang Jian was a dead pig anyway, and he was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "You can just get it, anyway, there is no hairstyle that my handsome face can't control!" ”
"Stinky beauty, you!"
It took a few more minutes, and Tang Jian's modeling was finally completed under Liu Yuyan's design.
Not to mention, being made by her like this, Tang Jian is indeed much more handsome than when he didn't dress up much!
"Accept it or not!"
Liu Yuyan asked proudly, this little slut still doubted her ability before, afraid that she would mess up, but it turned out that this is makeup and hairstyle, and it really has a bit of a professional's level!
Tang Jian said convincingly: "Yes, yes, the woman I Tang Jian likes is capable!" Well, this ability means praise, not that ability! ”
"It's not serious!"
Liu Yuyan glanced at her in disgust, then looked at her watch, and there were still six minutes to go, and she cleaned up again, striving to make this little slut handsome to such a lost height!
Eight o'clock arrived.
Liu Yuyan clicked on the live broadcast software prepared early on the tablet and quietly broadcast it to Tang Jian.
"Hey, it's only just started that there are 50,000 people! I'm really good! ”
Tang Jian said in a huff, and then calmly introduced: "Hello everyone, I am Tang Jian, the author of "Zhu Xian" and "Covering the Sky". ”
In the lower right corner of the live video, there is an online hostess who says with a face: "Welcome Tang Jian, you are definitely a representative of the online literature industry!" Young and golden, and so handsome, after watching the live broadcast, it is estimated that many female readers will start to become! ”
Tang Jian said: "Low-key and low-key, although I am handsome, don't say it in front of so many readers and audiences!" Otherwise I'd be embarrassed! ”
In the barrage, many readers and viewers were originally praising Tang Jianshuai with the barrage, but now a bunch of vomiting expressions suddenly appeared!
"! The vomiting expression must be jealous that I am handsome! Hey, I understand you, in fact, being handsome is also a kind of torture, you can't understand the feeling of me walking on the street, a group of girls throwing flattering eyes at me, and finally rolling my eyes and fainting to the ground!
The most terrible thing is that every day my underwear hanging on the balcony will be stolen by others, have you experienced the despair of losing a pair of underwear every day! ”
“……”
Liu Yuyan wants to open her mouth to dismantle this little slut's platform!
You're bragging, and now you don't even make drafts! I also lose a pair of underwear every day! A fool would steal your little slut's panties!
In the barrage.
kept vomiting again, I didn't expect Tang Jian to be so serious, but this guy was so improper, so stinky, and so narcissistic!
The hostess in charge of the live broadcast said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be such a humorous person in real life, I really can't see your character when I look at you!" ”
Of course I can't see it!
I didn't write that!
Tang Jian said nonsense: "Because it's fictional, it's normal that you can't see it!" ”
The popularity of the live broadcast has increased one after another, from 40,000 at the beginning, to 70,000 in just a short period of time!
At this rate, it won't take a few minutes, and the online popularity will definitely exceed 100,000, not to mention that the readers themselves are a huge group, take Tang Jian as an example, in addition to being a god of online literature, he is also a singer and actor with tens of millions of fans!
If this guy also promotes a wave on Weibo, it is estimated that the live broadcast popularity will be hundreds of thousands!
The hostess said: "The theme of today's live broadcast is about your new book "Covering the Sky", so far, the first order of "Covering the Sky" has reached 70,000, becoming the strongest book in the online literature industry in the past ten years, did you not expect the first order of "Covering the Sky" to be so good? ”
Tang Jian shook his head and said regretfully: "No, the first order of 70,000 yuan is too big for me, I didn't expect the first order of "Covering the Sky" to be so popular, to be honest, if I couldn't still take an hour or two every day to code words, I would have thought of the eunuch "Covering the Sky"! ”
When she said this, the hostess was not calm! Is your sister's first order of 70,000 still hitting the street? And it's only been on the shelves for 20 hours now, and there are still four hours to go!
At that time, it is estimated that there will be 80,000 first orders in 24 hours! This is your sister's meaning of pretending to be forced in disguise, right? Do you know that other platinum gods dare not say that their new book can have a first order of more than 10,000 results!
She debunked with a wry smile: "This cold joke is not funny at all, if you think you hit the street, then you will still work so hard to code words, and then break out 100 chapters?" ”
Hey, there seems to be a lot of truth in that!
Tang Jian said: "Wrong, I actually don't work hard at all, I only spend an hour or two of hard work every day!" ”
The hostess said more seriously: "Impossible, right? It's already very powerful to be able to code four or five thousand words in an hour or two, and your 100 chapters of the manuscript must take a lot of time to code words to be able to save it! ”
Anyway, she just thinks that Tang Jian must be too good now because of the results of "Covering the Sky", and she can't wait to explode in 24 hours!
Tang Jian said casually: "Four or five thousand words in one or two hours, that's the hand speed of the author who hit the street, I can code four or five thousand words in ten minutes, do you believe it or not?" ”
In the barrage, a group of readers, viewers or authors all had expressions of contempt, obviously not believing Tang Jian's blowing!
The hostess smiled bitterly: "Four or five thousand words in 10 minutes, this is still possible if it is a normal text excerpt, but if you write it, you need to conceive the plot or something, basically it is impossible to have such a fast code word speed, right?" ”
Don't say she doesn't believe it, even Liu Yuyan, who is most familiar with Tang Jian, feels that this little slut is pretending to be a little inflated!
Tang Jian raised his hands, moved his ten fingers, and said inexplicably: "Let me ask you, what is this?" ”
The readers and viewers who are about to break through 100,000 people are a little confused, and the hostess also said confusedly: "Isn't this just a pair of hands?" But your hands are more slender and beautiful than a girl's, hehe! ”
Tang Jian corrected: "Wrong! It's not just an ordinary pair of hands, see my nimble ten fingers? They have a terrible name! Called...... Kato Yin's finger! ”
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PS: 2018 is coming, today's code words to more than five o'clock in the morning, slept for a day during the day, and silently coded words at night, I dare not say how hard the update is, but since the shelves have been updated on average seven or eight thousand words a day, this is already much faster than last year's street speed, and I will update more code words next.
Finally, I wish you all a happy New Year's Day.,There's only one chapter tonight.,After the night is finished, it's going to be updated.,It could be three or four o'clock.,It could be five or six o'clock update.。