Chapter 41: The Hanging Sheep Drumming
The playboy relied on the future Qinglian Venerable to know everything, and no matter what secrets he had, he couldn't hide it in front of him, so he recognized the origin of this axe-wielding hero at a glance, it was the future Cao Wei State's five good generals - Xu Huang Xu Gongming!
Xu Huang was originally a small official in Hedong County, and before he was possessed by the playboy, he couldn't get used to Dong Zhuo's wanton conquest, cruelty and murderous behavior, so he resigned and lived in seclusion in the countryside, and then tried the opportunity to contribute to the country. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
To this day, Dong Yi wantonly killed innocent people, and Xu Gongming saw that the road was uneven, so he pulled out an axe to help, and happened to meet the playboy on a narrow road.
Xu Huang saw that this strange man dressed as a small soldier and gloomy was of unknown origin, but he was infinitely powerful, and he also opened his mouth to say his name, and he was secretly surprised in his heart.
The playboy said again: "Xu Huang, with me here, your battle will be meaningless, no matter how you persist, you will inevitably fail." Get acquainted, surrender quickly, and if you can return to the deity, I will give you a future of being a feudal general. ”
Xu Huang snorted coldly and replied: "Shameless demons, daydreaming, I am a pig and a dog, and I will not be in the company of murderers who do evil and kill innocents indiscriminately." After that, he attacked first, slashing horizontally with an axe, and his moves were very simple, but his might was capable of splitting Huashan.
It's a pity that the playboy is not an idle person, the spirit rhino god finger is the first to come, the light is heavy, and the accuracy is incomparably accurate, locking Xu Huang's battle axe tightly. At this moment, Zhehua sneered:
"You're going to be a pig and a dog? Good! Then I will fulfill you! ”
In the wild laughter, the playboy moved like a rabbit, and a stream of internal energy spit out from the palm of his hand, like a whirlpool, but it was the true qi of the Ming Jade Gong of the Flower Shifting Palace, which was used to transfer flowers and jade, and slammed into a ripple-like wave of qi.
Xu Huang was caught off guard, it was difficult to dodge, and he was suddenly hit, and his chest seemed to be hit by a sledgehammer, but fortunately, he improvised, threw away the battle axe, and quickly reversed the heel fight, so that most of the Ming Yu Gong True Qi was moved to the depths of the ground, as for Xu Huang himself, he knelt on one knee after landing, and slowly spit blood in his mouth.
The playboy applauded lightly and praised: "The Dafa of transferring life and moving death and marrying the land, this kung fu is very good." is worthy of being a good general of the five sons, and he really has a unique job under his hands. However, none of this is useful. Xu Gongming, you have no second way except to be my eagle dog servant. ”
Xu Huang was furious, regardless of vomiting blood, he fought bravely, and just said: "Demon, you don't want me to give in." At this moment, his tomahawk has been lost, and he can only use his palm as an axe, opening and closing his moves, replacing defense with offense, and pursuing to die with the playboy.
The peak fighting god of the playboy, even if there is only one second elemental god, his strength is still much better than Xu Huang, so he stepped on the phoenix dance for nine days of light skills, without Taoism, only with martial arts, he killed Xu Huang only with the ability to parry, and had no power to fight back.
In order to further hit Xu Huang's morale, the playboy spit out a ball of true qi in his right hand and transmitted it to Dong Yi remotely, so that his internal and external injuries were fully recovered, and his combat effectiveness was stronger than normal, and at the same time, he publicly commanded loudly:
"Wu'er, get me the head of the child watching the battle!"
Dong Yi nodded with a cruel smile and said, "I am willing to serve my father." As she spoke, she shook her hand and a red tassel swept by, and the poor child who was trembling and had just escaped death was cut in two before he could shout "Brother Gongming's help", and the blood stained the earth red.
Xu Gongming's eyes were cracked, he roared, and roared to the sky: "You beasts are not as good as you, it is difficult for Xu to take revenge in this life, and he will not let you go if he is a ghost the next day!" ”
The playboy laughed wildly: "Xu Huang, you don't have a chance to be a ghost, the deity has invited you to be a dog, even if you want to die, you can't avoid it." ”
Speaking of this, the playboy breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly accentuated his tone, and said word by word: "After all, you are just a military general, not a military advisor, I just need you to kill people and set fires, attack cities and plunder land; But I never expected you to strategize and win a thousand miles. Therefore, your heart and your will are of no use; All I need is your fist - and the tomahawk! ”
After that, the right palm of the folded playboy presents a colorful trend of plum blossoms, and the small universe of the Gemini constellation with a majestic state rises behind it, and Xu Huang's eyebrows are a finger.
"Demon Emperor Phantom Fist!"
In an instant, Xu Huang only felt that endless darkness was crushing down, his spiritual consciousness fell into chaos, and even his soul fell into a sea of suffering without boundaries.
The playboy smiled arrogantly: "Xu Huang, from today onwards, you will follow me and be my loyal dog, I will let you bite whoever you want?" In the future, it will be up to you to go to Hangu Pass and capture the slut Ling Cao. ”
Xu Huang's soul has lost the right to control the physical body, and it has become a battle puppet that can be dispatched at will by the playboy.
At this time, the Folding Playboy Halberd pointed to the burning village and issued the first order to the puppet Xu Huang: "Go, sweep, kill, destroy everything that can breathe!" ”
On the city wall of Hangu Pass, Ling Cao ran superhuman vision, looked down in all directions, and before he could pass the moment, he was full of tears, and lamented in his mouth: "It's too miserable, it's really too miserable!" Zhehua, Dong Yi, how can you be so vicious and violent, you will be punished by heaven the next day, and you will not die well! ”
Zou Yunniang, a newly recruited apprentice, came and asked, "Teacher, what did you see?" ”
Ling Cao replied, "Slaughter! I saw the most tragic massacre, many innocent people were killed, all by the father and daughter of the Dong family. ”
At this moment, the wind swept around him, and the wind dispersed the illusion, but it was Jia Xufeng who escaped, only to see him twist his beard and look at the outside of the gate and said: "Folded playboy, he finally came in person, Miss Ling, next, we will act according to the plan." ”
Ling Cao clasped his fists and said, "Everything is under the orders of the gentleman!" ”
At the same time, there was another well-armed and murderous army, trekking on the official road of Yongzhou. The puppet shook his tomahawk sideways, opening the way in front; Thirty-two tiger-backed bear-waisted, nine-foot-tall big men, bare-chested, carrying a "giant" sedan that is comparable to a small castle.
Outside the "Big Mac" car, it is covered with a magical vine infused by the Qi Refiner Immortal Yuan, and its shape is crystal clear, but when you look inside from the outside of the car, you can't see anything; Looking out from the inside of the car, the line of sight is good and unobstructed.
Folding Playboy, Yuzaoqian, Dong Yi, these three leaders, a man and two women, are all sitting in the sedan chair to rest at the moment.
Dong Yijiao smiled and thanked him: "Father, thanks to your timely arrival, otherwise, my daughter will inevitably be killed by this evil Xu Huang." ”
The folded playboy nodded solemnly, and said with a smile: "I have helped you out of your evil anger this time; But what you did for me was not done safely, Aunt Scarlett died in battle, and even the hundred practice furnaces were lost, Yi'er, are you worthy of being a father? ”
Dong Yi's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he immediately retreated to the sedan chair and knelt down and said: "Father, I blame my daughter for being useless, please forgive me a lot." ”
The playboy shook his head, his eyes swept Dong Yi's bumpy body from top to bottom, and said in a deep voice: "If you do something wrong, you should admit punishment, even if you are my daughter, you can't be an exception." ”
Yuzao has followed the playboy for many years, and when he heard the words, he knew what he meant, and immediately understood the little Jiujiu in his heart, and snorted coldly on the spot, and used the wooden escape in the Five Elements Escape Method, which disappeared in a flash, escaped out of the car, flew up to the clouds, and went to ride the divine beast Yunxia.
Seeing that his beloved concubine was so knowledgeable and interesting, the folded playboy was also pleased, and turned his head to invade Dong Yi with a knife-like gaze, and looked at this pretty widow who killed people without blinking, as if she had been eaten and bitten by insects, crispy and numb.
Dong Yi said timidly: "Father, I don't know how you are going to punish me." ”
The playboy smiled lewdly: "Whether it's Aunt Scarlett, or the practice furnace, it's all meat debts, and if you can't find Ling Cao for the time being, you can only be repaid instead of meat." Yi'er, now, I want you to come to bed! ”
After saying that, the playboy pointed his hand at Dong Yi, and in an instant, the pieces of his dress were shattered, revealing a mature female body with white flowers.
Dong Yi was shocked, hurriedly covered his chest with both hands, and said with a cower: "Father, I am your daughter, how can you do this!" ”
The playboy laughed wildly: "As the saying goes, a woman, you can't give birth to me, you can't give birth to me, and the rest are all right; But the deity is cloudy, this statement has the need to continue to improve, if you want to become the king of the harem, you must be good without taboos! ”
After saying this, the playboy rose up bravely, like a tiger holding a sheep, knocking Dong Yi down strongly, and in this sedan car, a father-daughter hand-to-hand fight was performed.
Not to mention the shame for the time being, when the two of them stopped in the rain and the sedan cars of the army arrived at the city wall of Hangu Pass, they saw that the flag on the city was extinguished, the door was open, there was no half of the soldiers guarding the pass, and Ling Cao and Jia Xu had no shadow.
Dong Yi was extremely shy, regardless of the mess, his face was ruddy, he hid in a sedan chair in his clothes, and the playboy came out proudly, he was also the identity of a traverser in the end, familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms, even if he looked down on Ling Cao, he would not underestimate the poisonous Jia Xu.
In view of this, the Folding Playboy operated the Immortal Yuan and summoned the future Qinglian Venerable, who seemed to be virtual and real, with hands in his eyes, eyes in his hands, and six ears on his cheeks, and relied on his magical function to calculate the tactical layout that Jia Xu might make.
At this time, the future Qinglian Venerable only has three layers of aperture behind his head, which is due to the fact that the Folding Playboy is not the main body, but only manifests as the possession of the second elemental god, so the level of his estimation of yin and yang will inevitably be weakened.
However, the opponent was not a Qi Refiner like Yang Ye who was proficient in the Nine Transformations Yuan Gong, so the future Qinglian Venerable of the three-layer aperture still had a successful calculation, and he would give feedback on the results in a moment.
After learning the information, the young man couldn't help laughing wildly: "How powerful is my Dao poisoner Jia Xu, it turns out that it is nothing more than that, and the plan of ambushing soldiers in an empty city has something to offer." ”
After that, he first opened his hand and threw out a palm thunder, which just hit the east side of the inner city of Guannei, and the fire suddenly burst into the sky, and the crying father and mother were startled.
"The enemy's ambush is in this place, and it has been discovered by me, Xu Huang, Yu'er, you follow me, encircle and attack on the left and right wings, go to capture Jia Xu, capture Ling Cao, and the battle will be successful."
The playboy jumped on his horse and whipped his whip, leading Xu Huang, Yuzaoqian, and Dong Yi to drive straight in, break through the encirclement antlers, and rush into Hangu Pass.
Immediately, the army rushed to the hiding place of the ambush soldiers calculated by the playboy, and was just scorched and tender by the thunder in the palm of the hand, and the sorrow was endless.
It turned out that there was no one inside, there were no ambushes who were killed by lightning at all, and the playboy and Yuzao all had the art of observing qi in front of them, and they were clearly judged, and a strange and mysterious scene appeared in the darkness.
In the air, there were many goats hanging upside down with their hind legs tied to them, and they were glaring fiercely at the war drums under their front hooves.
"It's not good, the hanging sheep is beating the drum, we have fallen for Jia Xu's plan!" The playboy suddenly woke up, but when he turned around, there was already a sound like the sky cracking down, sounding from all directions.