"So, you must have gotten the money just now~ We all heard the content just now~" Chang Kai smiled evilly, sitting cross-legged on the fat pig very comfortably, "Either give some compensation, otherwise we won't give you the phone!" ”

“…… What compensation do you want? This is my cell phone! You-" The fat pig squirmed his huge body like a worm, and screamed vigorously, and Chang Kai became impatient, so he gave him a few more punches to make him quiet. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey—Chang Kai, my good apprentice, look at what you're doing?" Seeing that the time was almost up, Jeep walked up, lifted Chang Kai, and pretended to help the fat man up, "This benefactor, it's a poor Taoist who has no way to get you hurt." ”

"But—" said Jeep, holding the man with both hands, and continued with a grin on his face, "we've heard everything on the phone—it's an adventure or something...... Heard about completing the mission...... Hey, there's going to be a reward, isn't it! Jeep pressed his lewd face tightly, "There will be money--take it~~"

"Ahh The fat pig screamed, not knowing if he was hurt by the jeep or frightened by his appearance, but he stumbled and shouted, "All right! All right! I know! Don't you just want money, you let me go first! As soon as the jeep's hand loosened, the fat man fell to the ground, howling in pain.

"Hey, donor, what's so embarrassing?" Jeep said first, "Originally, as a monk, it is right for the poor to help others—"

"Stop talking nonsense, give me your phone! How much do you want? The fat man covered his buttocks, sat up, and pulled out his wallet to get the money out.

"Hehehehe, the donor is really a kind-hearted person, and I will definitely remember your generosity in my future journey." Before Jeep asked for money, he didn't forget it, and praised him for a while, "That's right, Poor Dao just soiled his robe when he took your mobile phone for you before, you can just pay some money so that I can wash it." ”

"Whew, you said it earlier...... Is fifteen enough? The fat man exhaled and took out some change.

However, Jeep did not take the money, but stretched out five fingers with his big hand, "Five thousand~"

"Huh??" The fat man jumped up from the ground, "Just your rags?" Give you fifteen, you go to the dry cleaner, and you can find five yuan to come back and buy two steamed buns, five thousand?! Why don't you grab it? Thinking about money and going crazy, right?! ”

Jeep expected him to have such a reaction, and looked at him with a smile, "Don't worry, this donor, how can a poor monk lie to you?" Look here. Jeep said as he took out a small robe from his bag, as well as a mess of bottles and cans.

"Poor Dao is a disciple of the Shangqing faction of Maoshan Zhengyi, who came out to travel, and the master gave me and my disciple a set of Taoist robes, such as this."

The fat man stared at the robe for a long time and lost his patience, "What? You don't fool me! Hurry up and change my phone to me! ”

"Donor, donor!" Jeep stabilized the fat man again, "I'll show you, are you making plans?" ”

Then Jeep casually threw the robe on the ground, and then put all the cinnabar, dog blood, and ink in the bottle, and the mixed liquid completely soaked the entire robe, and emitted a strange smell.

"Look!" Jeep picked up the robe and shook it vigorously, and with a bang, all the mixture on the robe was thrown out at once. Shaking again, the robe was as clean as before, and there was not even a drop of ink left.

"Ahh

"What?"

"This robe obviously doesn't need to be washed, why do you ask me for money?"

"Then do you think the poor clothes are clean?"

The fat man looked at the jeep, indeed, the jeep's robe was dirty and smelly, and he had come in and piled it up before, and there were still a few vegetable leaves left on it, not to mention, the whole person was as smelly as if he had just crawled out of a bucket of swill.

"Donor, the poor Taoist robe is handed down by the ancestor, and after a hundred years of spirituality, you have to receive incense in Maoshan! And in order to get the phone for you, I made this good dress so dirty that the world can't be as dusty as this one. If you want to clean, you can only use the leaf tip dew in the early morning of the third day of March. If you go back, you may be scolded by the master......"

"But five thousand is too much! I can't give it! And who let you take it, I didn't let you take it, did I? ”

"Uh......" Jeep didn't expect this fat man to be obedient, so he threatened, "Donor, do you believe in gods and ghosts?" ”

"What do you mean...... Fat Man is also a resident of Suzuyin Road, and since the outbreak of the underworld disaster that day, he has more or less bumped into the stranded ownerless ghosts.

also grasped this point, Jeep continued, "Mortals can't disrespect ghosts and gods, Poor Dao said, this dress is my Maoshan ancestor, accept incense, look at it!" Jeep took off his robe and held it high in the air.

"Dao Chief...... You...... ...... without underwear?! The fat man swallowed his saliva, panicking in his heart.

"It's not that you should look at the poor Dao, but look at my robe! What do you see?! "The jeep screamed so loudly, and to be honest, I'm glad we're in the alley of the old neighborhood right now, otherwise the jeep would have been taken away from the old neighborhood as it is now.

"Dao robe?!" The fat man followed the ribs of the jeep and looked up carefully.

Jeep pulled his clothes up and didn't wear underwear, and to be honest, the two of them were weird and indecent now.

“？” At this time, I suddenly realized that Jeep was franticly squeezing his eyebrows at me and Chang Kai while the fat man was looking, "What do you mean?!" ”

"What my master means is to tell you to release the bell to scare this fat man~" Chang Kai said leisurely.

"Huh? How do you know? ”

Chang Kai didn't care about me, and shook the bell on my wrist by himself, "Hey, bitch, my master wants your help, maybe he will help you reshape a physical body~"

The bell shook slightly, and a female voice flew out, "Really?!" Will you Maoshan still do this? ”

"What are you lying to? I can't stand the look of my master and that fat man, can I go?! ”

"Dead Nizi, don't lie to me!" The bell flew out in a vague black shadow and circled around the jeep.

And the atmosphere on the Jeep's side has become extremely weird and ambiguous, the fat man keeps saying "where, where", and he has looked at the Jeep's armpits...... During this time, Jeep was also very embarrassed, his face was flushed, and the beads of sweat the size of beans on his head couldn't stop falling, until he saw the bell appear, he breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted at the second of the extreme, "Look at it, the anger of the ghost on my robe!" ”

The bell was also very cooperative, showing a blur of flesh and blood, and the tragic death of a tragic death passed through the back of the jeep and pounced on the fat face of the fat man.

"Ahhhh There are ghosts!! The fat man fell to the ground with a scream, shivering.

"Haha! Scared, right? Jeep was about to laugh, and even his good brother under his crotch trembled, "Donor, you have angered my grandfather, don't think about being lucky!" Pay the money obediently! ”

"Good, good! I'll give! The fat man was frightened, "But, I don't have that much money now!" I just lost my job, or else, you can go to the gym with me, I've completed the task and I'll give it back when I have money, okay? The bell continued to wrap around the fat man, and it almost broke him.

“…… Since you want to knock on the bamboo pole, you must knock it down~" Ji Pu replied repeatedly: "Okay, then let's go together!" ”