Chapter 206: Always so indecent [Ask for subscription]
Just after eating, Buckle received a message of a friend application.
Tang Jian sighed and said, "There is a beautiful woman who added me and said that she wanted to talk to me about film and television cooperation!" ”
Liu Yuyan just fed the little slut to eat, and slowly ate the leftovers, and said: "The avatar is a beauty, and most of me am a big man with a slashing foot and a lewd otaku!" ”
Tang Jian agreed to his friend's addition, and said, "Agree first, what if the other party is really a beauty, and you want to ask me to make the kind of movie where two people strip naked and then fight?" ”
"Ahem......" Liu Yuyan was choked by Tang Jian's words, this little slut really drove without saying a word!
What movie about two people stripping naked and then fighting? This little slut really doesn't clean up! Every time I speak, it's always so fake and improper, and it's filthy!
"Can you be serious next time you eat?" Liu Yuyan said with a disgusted face, almost choking to death by this little slut.
Tang Jian looked at his phone innocently, and said in his heart that I didn't mean to be serious, isn't this a natural habit?
No way, in order to spend so many lonely days and nights, in addition to watching movies, I have also watched funny jokes for several years, so I have the instinct to drag racing if I don't agree with each other......
Otherwise, Liu Yuyan wouldn't have called him a little slut, a little slut!
Looking at the message sent by the newly added beautiful girlfriend, Tang Jian was stunned and said: "Okay, this is actually the director who bought the film and television copyright of "The Condor Heroes"!" ”
Thinking about that big-bellied poop guy who is around forty years old, a little short and a little obscene, Tang Jian has to admire Liu Yuyan!
Is this a woman's sixth sense? Even the other party is a big man who picks his feet and is a lewd otaku who guessed it!
Liu Yuyan said proudly: "What? I've said it all, those who use beautiful pictures as avatars are basically big men and obscene otaku! ”
After speaking, Liu Yuyan asked curiously: "Won't it be that after the promotional video comes out, he wants to find you to film, right?" ”
At this time, the mobile phone happened to receive a message from the other party, Tang Jian looked at Liu Yuyan again in surprise, and admired: "Yan'er, you are amazing!" What are the numbers drawn for the next draw? ”
Liu Yuyan was amused: "This kind of thing can be guessed by normal people, right?" As for the welfare lottery numbers, don't think about it, these things are all to stimulate those guys who want to get rich overnight, and the water in it may be deeper than the entertainment industry! ”
Tang Jian said disapprehantly: "Impossible, right? Didn't it be exposed on the news that someone had won tens of millions or even hundreds of millions? ”
Liu Yuyan said: "Who knows if these winning prizes are real or fake? Anyway, it's the same as the nature of the Red Cross, haven't you heard a sarcastic joke? ”
Tang Jian asked curiously: "Dare to ask this Duan friend, which paragraph are you talking about?" ”
"......" Liu Yuyan looked at the little slut's little white face with some amusement, I don't know why, as soon as Tang Jian spoke, her mood was inexplicably happy and funny.
She blinked her eyes wide and said, "It seems that a man asks where the private money is hidden so that his wife will not find out?" Then someone replied that it should be donated directly to the Red Cross, let alone your wife, you can't find it in the whole world! ”
“666!” Tang Jian shouted 666 very cooperatively, and then ignored the guy who wanted to find himself to film, and said, "Then I'll tell you a joke too!" ”
Liu Yuyan learned Tang Jian's tone just now, and asked with a smile: "Dare to ask this Duan friend, which paragraph are you talking about?" ”
Tang Jian asked: "Do you know why others say that after women begin to develop, they are equivalent to having a proud wealth?" ”
Liu Yuyan shook his head, Tang Jian smiled, and said, "Because the long 'chest' is like being rich!" ”
The word "chest", Tang Jian deliberately emphasized, Liu Yuyan heard it, this little slut is not serious again!
Although she was used to it, her face couldn't help but flush a little, and then she said, "It's always so improper!" ”
Tang Jian looked at his phone with a sneer, and Director Wang's beautiful assistant typed over and said that he wanted to invite him to play Yang Guo in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and asked him if it was inconvenient for him to find a time to come out and talk.
"I'm afraid this director has lost his mind! You actually want to find me to play Yang Guo! Tang Jian said disdainfully, and then decisively rejected the invitation.
Liu Yuyan was very impressed by the part "The Condor Heroes", because Tang Jian was scolded by netizens because of this one!
She was a little speechless and said, "What? The characters you wrote yourself are now disgusted? ”
I didn't write that!
Such a tragic role, if it is successfully played, won't it be replaced by others into the role for a lifetime?
Tang Jian suddenly said: "If you dare to play the little dragon girl, then I dare to play Yang Guo!" ”
Liu Yuyan glared and said, "Phew, I won't play the little dragon girl!" Now this is all scolded miserably, if the TV series becomes popular, wouldn't it be very faceless? ”
Tang Jian also thinks so, so even if he gives more money, he won't play Yang! And he didn't want to act in the first place, but this time he simply accidentally fell into the pit, so he had to grit his teeth and finish acting in the drama "Zhu Xian".
"Look, you don't dare to play the little dragon girl, if I play Yang Guo, wouldn't it be even more shameless?"
……
Another place, in a hotel room.
"Director Wang, he refused again!" The beautiful assistant pouted aggrievedly.
Director Wang snorted coldly: "If you refuse, you will refuse, leave him alone!" Let's get down to business first! ”
"What's the matter?" The beautiful assistant asked knowingly.
Director Wang showed a lewd smile, stretched out his hands dishonestly, and smiled obscenely: "Of course it's that kind of business!" ”
"Big Bad, Boom ......"
……
The night passed.
The next morning, it was still dark outside, and as soon as five o'clock arrived, Liu Yuyan was already knocking on the door outside.
Tang Jian reluctantly got out of bed, what kind of sin is this!
Why did you have to act when your brain was pumped in the first place?
Yawning, Tang Jian turned on the light with a sleepy face, then rubbed his eyes and opened the door and said, "You're going to film so early?" ”
Liu Yuyan's eyes looked down from above, and this little slut actually walked over and opened the door wearing only a pair of boxers! I don't know if this little slut is intentional or unintentional!
Her face changed slightly, and she said, "It's not early!" I'm going to rush over at six o'clock, you hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face, I'll go down and order breakfast first and wait for you. ”
"Oh...... It's so sleepy......"
Liu Yuyan left, Tang Jian closed the door, and then went to brush his teeth and wash his face.
Looking at himself shirtless in the mirror, Tang Jian instantly lost his sleepiness!
Looking down, it's good to get rid of the habit of sleeping naked, otherwise it would be a big loss!
Tang Jian hurriedly brushed his teeth and washed his face, then changed his clothes and walked out with his backpack, muttering, "I have to play a lot of scenes today!" ”