Three-zero-seven, profiteers!
"Guys, what's the matter with me as a common person?"
The monkey master is very arrogant, he doesn't look like a common person at all, and the sword immortals who are waiting for him have never seen such ordinary people, but it is said that he is a disciple of Tassel Huayan, so no one reprimands him for his rudeness, after all, the seniority is placed here, and the oldest elder here has to call him Uncle Shi according to his generation. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Little brother, we came to you mainly for two things."
"Say it." The monkey master pulled out a stool and sat down, with an indifferent face.
The elders frowned in unison, but they didn't say anything about his disrespect, just look at me, I look at you, as if they were waiting for the other party to speak in advance.
"Hurry up, say something."
At the urging of the monkey master, one of the people who seemed to have the lowest status slowly spoke: "We came here this time for three main things to find you. ”
"Oh? Let's talk about it. ”
"First, your drunken dreams can't be sold anymore."
"Fart!"
Before he could finish speaking, Master Monkey slapped him on the table and got up with a snort: "You let me not sell it, I won't sell it?" ”
His movements were a bit big, which made several elders sent by the sword ...... Well, being said to be an elder is actually equivalent to the head of the office. Master Monkey has long analyzed the organizational structure of these major sects, which are actually equivalent to a large company, and they are joint-stock companies, because all the large-scale sects are established through mergers. It's like Shushan is divided into twelve palaces, Liu Songlin and Liang Feifei both belong to one of them, and one palace ranges from one hundred and fifteen to one thousand three, and the total number adds up to more than fifty thousand people. In fact, each of these 12 houses used to be a separate sect.
After a series of mergers and acquisitions, the familiar Shushan faction that everyone sees now has been formed, and the Shushan faction is just a common name, not its real name, the real name of the Shushan faction should be called Shushan Jianmen, and the Kunlun Mountain formed by the Kunlun faction is the same as an organizational complex.
And the top level of these sects is a place similar to the board of directors, the head is the chairman and the majority shareholder, and the others are divided into status levels according to the number of shares, these people are shareholders, and here they are called the head of the zodiac.
These people take their own disciples and learn different things, and even some of them are still feuding between the two palace gates, and intermarriage is not allowed for generations.
When they reach the level of the 12th house, they have all risen to the ranks of high-level people, and under them there is also the agency responsible for the main operation, this institution is the collection of the entire 12 houses, and there will be people in each of their houses who participate in the distribution of benefits.
The main task of these people is to make money to support a sect with a huge number of people, which causes a lot of pressure on these people, so they do all kinds of business, and even end up as a monopoly. Over time, in order to maintain the stability of the business, this agency that was specifically responsible for making money was almost separated from Shushan, and except for being directly responsible to the president, no one in the other twelve palaces could control them.
And just like the tax police in the United States, they are obviously not violent agencies or high-tech groups, but they have the most high-end armed forces in the entire Shushan.
However, compared to those monks who don't eat the fireworks of the world, although these guys all have the name of a monk, they all have a sleek sophistication that ordinary people don't have, and they are all old fox-level businessmen, and waiting for idlers to do business is not their opponent at all.
And now, these people are finally eyeing the monkey master.
After the monkey master slapped the table, these small leaders of Shushan's profit organization just kept a certain amount of silence and did not express their opinions on the monkey master's temper, until it seemed that the monkey master's anger had subsided a little, and they slowly opened their mouths and said: "Shushan hopes to buy your formula, the price is negotiable." ”
"Not for sale."
The monkey master refused, without any hesitation, and the tone and expression were no different from the landlord's face when he saw the tenants at home come to borrow grain again.
But these people seemed to have expected the monkey master's reaction, and they didn't have any anxiety or anger, one by one, they pinched their beards and looked at the monkey master with a smile on their faces, just like the old man looked at his daughter-in-law, with an obscene face.
The monkey master frowned, and looked around with cold eyes: "You'd better have something to say directly." ”
"This wine, I'm afraid it's a heavenly immortal drunk that has been lost for nearly a thousand years, right?"
Go to Nima's Tianxian drunk, it's especially alcohol mixed with drugs, and Tianxian drunk, why don't you make up the anymore? I can't pretend to be forced.
"Huh? Did you know? ”
"That's natural, it is said that when the Sword Saint of the Ten Directions was discussing the sword in Shushan, he was drunk while drinking this heavenly immortal while pondering the peerless swordsmanship, which led to the Shushan Sword School, so this wine has some marriage with Shushan."
You're paralyzed! Can the Mongolian people pick a better gimmick, and the Ten Directions Sword Saint, is there still the Eastern Evil and Western Poison Southern Emperor and the Northern Beggars and the Middle Divine Power, then you Shushan faction is willing to listen****** there is a tomb faction, right?
"So although I know that it is a bit abrupt to ask you for the recipe, I really think that this immortal is drunk and drunk by those ordinary people and is really violent, so I ......"
As soon as he said this, the monkey master immediately understood, where is this to protect intangible cultural heritage, this is clearly to engage in monopoly, OEM selling at a high price.
If you think about it, these guys do know how to do business, although this trick has been used up when it was on Earth, but it can still attract a bunch of fools to be tired of it, such as Bordeaux wine stuffed on ships, such as Italian ready-to-wear made in Guangdong, and Converse sneakers sewn in Vietnam, in fact, to put it bluntly, they are all selling dog meat on the head of a sheep.
The monkey master is selling this wine here now, it does seem to be quite expensive, but it's not that others can't afford it, there are always rich people who can get a bottle in a hurry, but if the dealer is the Shushan Sword Sect, it will be different.
First of all, the positioning is high-end. Shushan can completely use hard power to prohibit ordinary local tyrants from buying and selling, so that this wine can become a special special wine for Sword Immortals. There is a lot of content that can be played here, first choose a good copywriter, blow this wine to the sky, regardless of whether anyone believes it, first pull on an intangible cultural heritage, and then find music to make a theme song, what "Asgard Wine and Beauty Drunk", "One Person I Drink Drunk" and other sensational names that can attract the middle two crowd. Finally, a world wine tasting conference was held, and some well-known celebrities were invited to do an ancient version of the webcast, so that they could drink and then blow about the wine, just like Tibetan secret detoxification.
At that time, not counting the urine in this gourd, even the yellow urine on fire can attract people who don't know the truth. Then they came to the last sentence "not for sale", and they could even lottery numbers, pre-order, anyway, the whole hunger marketing like Xiaomi, and then they limited the supply while quietly pulling Mimi from the official to the black market to have a pilot version, sneaking version, and then began to launch a low-profile version for ordinary people to consume after satisfying the appetite of the masses.
Finally, when they reached this point, they began to spread a wave on a large scale, looking almost, everyone's addiction came up, and when the people they liked were already addicted and didn't pay attention to the people they didn't like, they launched Immortal Drunk 2.0 again, and continued to use this model to make a wave of money.
This is not the end, when they are almost in the circle, the addicted are addicted, they can also pull out the first one to whip the corpse, the reputation is to sell a feeling, the friendship price is 30% higher than the original price and tell the world that this is feelings, and say that the price will never be reduced, those who buy are not happy to be happy, this wine and this feeling is not sold to the scum who does not understand feelings.
"You really dare to learn anything, Luo Hammer dares to learn." The monkey master muttered for a while, then suddenly laughed, turned his head to the office elder and said, "We don't come to the void, I want forty percent." ”
"Thirty percent."
"Goodbye."
The monkey master got up and was about to leave.
But he didn't take two steps before he was stopped, and the boss-like goatee looked at the monkey master with a smile on his face: "Thirty percent is the bottom limit, but we can give you other things." ”
"Oh?" Master Monkey grinned: "Let's talk about it." ”
"I can make an exception for you to be a disciple of Shushan, an inner disciple."
"Huh? Recruit me? The monkey master sat there with Erlang's legs crossed, with a nonchalant expression: "Is there anything else?" ”
"You can win this competition."
"Oh, it looks like Qingcheng Mountain is also going to come and share a piece this time?" The monkey master glanced at the Qingcheng Mountain Sword Immortal who had never spoken next to him: "Use the female disciples of Qingcheng as bargaining chips." ”
"Become a disciple of the inner sect of Shushan and marry a first-grade sword immortal in Qingcheng, this is not disgraceful to you."
Master Monkey stood up: "Sancheng, I agree." But it's not interesting to become a disciple of Shushan. I'm not even interested in asking for that Qingcheng Sword Immortal. What I want, in addition to the 30% share, there is also ......"
Everyone was waiting for his next words, but the monkey master turned away, and when his figure was about to disappear, his voice came faintly: "And this town." ”
Without giving people a chance to bargain, the monkey master went back. The meaning was clear, he didn't want anything else but this town.
This is a lion's mouth, right? That's right, this is the lion's mouth, and the town is worth far more than that tenth, but he still asks.
This sudden commotion almost flashed the waist of the old men, they had never seen such a brazen person, but this kind of wine that can make people intoxicated, addicted to make people grow by leaps and bounds, is indeed only he can match.
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There will be a more time later...... Don't be too anxious, is there a boss who will take me to brush Royal Soul 7? (To be continued.) )